What about Josephus? Or Tacitus?
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by Angleter » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:37 pm

by Newest Accord » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:38 pm

by Kyr Shorn » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:39 pm
Angleter wrote:Kyr Shorn wrote:
Prove it, and I wouldn't recomend using the Bible since it has been discredited as an accurate source for historical information.
What about Josephus? Or Tacitus?
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by Newest Accord » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:42 pm
Malikov wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Gee, I don't know. I've met Christians who are capable of taking jokes. Same as I've met Muslim who can do that too, not to mention those who adhere to other denominations like Pagan.
Which is why I said most people take their faith seriously, Christian or not. Most people follow blindly, most people are ignorant of what they believe, most people can't take a knock against it. I'm able to say that I am not one of those people. Who's heard a good rabbi and a priest joke lately?

by Bondashk » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:42 pm

by Manahakatouki » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:43 pm

by Malikov » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:44 pm
Newest Accord wrote:Malikov wrote:Which is why I said most people take their faith seriously, Christian or not. Most people follow blindly, most people are ignorant of what they believe, most people can't take a knock against it. I'm able to say that I am not one of those people. Who's heard a good rabbi and a priest joke lately?
Yup. Stole this from online:
A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.
On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
"Friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together."Tiurabo wrote:Your forces are weak because you are capable of reigning them in.

by Bondashk » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:45 pm

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:45 pm
Angleter wrote:Kyr Shorn wrote:
Prove it, and I wouldn't recomend using the Bible since it has been discredited as an accurate source for historical information.
What about Josephus? Or Tacitus?
Here's a list!
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by Angleter » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:49 pm
Kyr Shorn wrote:
Those were not written in Jesus's "lifetime", they were written a century or two after the fact and focused mostly on the cult that had emerged from Judaism worshiping "Jesus" as the Messiah.
Try again.

by Newest Accord » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:51 pm
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by Bondashk » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:52 pm

by Kyr Shorn » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:53 pm
Angleter wrote:Kyr Shorn wrote:
Those were not written in Jesus's "lifetime", they were written a century or two after the fact and focused mostly on the cult that had emerged from Judaism worshiping "Jesus" as the Messiah.
Try again.
Josephus' work was certainly a 1st century piece about Judaean history in general, and so would not have mentioned Jesus' existence were it not an event of any significance in Judaean history.
Furthermore, your dismissal of the Bible dismisses with it all the in-depth scholarly analysis of the New Testament to determine its varying degrees of truth. Indeed, according to Wikipedia, the notion that Jesus was simply a mythical being is rejected by the scholarly orthodoxy.

by Farnhamia » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:53 pm
Bondashk wrote:Thats sad

by Newest Accord » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:54 pm
Malikov wrote:Newest Accord wrote:Yup. Stole this from online:
A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.
On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.
One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.
Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."
Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."
They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.
The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
Nice. Thanks for that.


by Bondashk » Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:54 pm

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by Bondashk » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm

by The Archregimancy » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:17 pm
The Archregimancy wrote:Xsyne wrote:The general scholarly opinion is that Yeshua ben Yosef never existed, and is a mythological amalgam of the historical Yeshua ben Pantera, the mythological Dionysus, and the mythological Mithras to a lesser extent.
I've generally stayed out of these discussions on NSG because of the level of unscholarly speculation and assertion that typically masquerades as assumed fact, but for what it's worth...
As one of those 'general scholars' (though not, I concede, an entirely unbiased one), it's worth stressing that Bluth Corporation is entirely correct on the specific point raised above. There is little serious academic dispute over the historicity of Jesus. There can certainly be any amount of good faith (see what I did there....) disagreement over whether he was whom his followers claim(ed) him to be, the extent to which the events in the New Testament can be considered accurate, and the extent to which subsequent Pauline theology reflects Jesus' actual message - but the overwhelming majority scholarly opinion is that he existed. From the perspective of a historian and/or archaeologist of the period, hypotheses of a non-historical mythical Jesus have roughly the same status in my academic disciplines that denial of a link between HIV and AIDS has in epidemiology and a denial of a human element in modern climate change has in climatology; you can certainly find some people who'll make the opposing case, some of whom will even have a serious background in the subject, but they are very much in the minority.
Maurepas' call for 'sources', while common in these debates, is a distraction that shows a misunderstanding of the nature of classical historiography. Certainly there is no wholly independent verifiable precisely contemporaneous textual (the specific mentions in Josephus are most probably interpolations) or archaeological (the recent 'tomb of Christ' claims are farcical) evidence, but in my professional capacity I wouldn't realistically expect any given the time and place.
I lack both the time and inclination to type up a detailed post on this topic this morning, but for a scholarly but accessible discussion of some of these points which is particularly strong on the pros and cons of the potential use of the New Testament as a historical document, I recommend:
Trocmé, Etienne
1997 The Childhood of Christianity. SCM Press, London.
Professor Trocmé (who died in 2002) was a historian of early Christianity (and Commandeur de la Légion d’Honneur) at the University of Strasbourg, France. His summation of the core issue in the above discussion was:First of all, there is no reason to doubt the historical existence of Jesus, as has sometimes been done. His figure is too well attested; he is too completely probable in his time and his setting; he is too important for explaining the sequence of events to be eliminated from history and to be made into a kind of abstract deity who was only gradually given human attributes. Secondly, however, it is clear that any reconstruction of the biography of Jesus is impossible, beyond a few basic facts. We can say with certainty that Jesus was a Palestinian Jew, that he was born shortly before our era [Trocmé prefers 'CE' over 'AD'], that he lived mainly in Galilee, that he was a popular preacher and healer, and that he was executed by crucifixion in Jerusalem, around 30 CE. We can also reconstruct some of the main themes of his message and get quite a clear idea of the kind of audiences that he encountered. But we cannot claim to establish the historicity of every story and every saying; we cannot construct a chronology and a topography of his public activity with any degree of certainty; nor can we reconstruct the outer or inner course of his ministry. Once we recognise and accept these limits, we have to escape trivialising Jesus and try to grasp the [historical] meaning of his activity...
(Trocmé 1997: 9)
But no doubt there are some on NSG who feel they know better than one of 20th-century Europe's most respected historians of the early development of Christianity.

by Farnhamia » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:18 pm

by Innsmothe » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:20 pm
Bondashk wrote:Troll? i was just saying my opinion

by The Archregimancy » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:27 pm
Kyr Shorn wrote:
I think they reject it because they would all be out of a job if the focus of their careers was completely and utterly exposed as a fictional creation. Imagine if thousands of scholars spent their entire lives across the span of two thousand years writing about and discussing to death the various possibilities of Popeye the Sailor Man and then had to face the fact that he was just a made up comic strip character.
I could picture quite a bit of screaming and denial at the declaration that the emperor had no clothes.
Kyr Shorn wrote:Prove it, and I wouldn't recomend using the Bible since it has been discredited as an accurate source for historical information.

by The Archregimancy » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:44 pm
Angleter wrote:
Josephus' work was certainly a 1st century piece about Judaean history in general, and so would not have mentioned Jesus' existence were it not an event of any significance in Judaean history.
Furthermore, your dismissal of the Bible dismisses with it all the in-depth scholarly analysis of the New Testament to determine its varying degrees of truth. Indeed, according to Wikipedia, the notion that Jesus was simply a mythical being is rejected by the scholarly orthodoxy.
Now there was about this time Jesus, a wise man, if it be lawful to call him a man; for he was a doer of wonderful works, a teacher of such men as receive the truth with pleasure. He drew over to him both many of the Jews and many of the Gentiles. He was [the] Christ. And when Pilate, at the suggestion of the principal men amongst us, had condemned him to the cross, those that loved him at the first did not forsake him; for he appeared to them alive again the third day; as the divine prophets had foretold these and ten thousand other wonderful things concerning him. And the tribe of Christians, so named from him, are not extinct at this day.
Festus was now dead, and Albinus was but upon the road; so he assembled the sanhedrin of judges, and brought before them the brother of Jesus, who was called Christ, whose name was James, and some others; and when he had formed an accusation against them as breakers of the law, he delivered them to be stoned: but as for those who seemed the most equitable of the citizens, and such as were the most uneasy at the breach of the laws, they disliked what was done; they also sent to the king, desiring him to send to Ananus that he should act so no more, for that what he had already done was not to be justified; nay, some of them went also to meet Albinus, as he was upon his journey from Alexandria, and informed him that it was not lawful for Ananus to assemble a sanhedrin without his consent.

by EvilDarkMagicians » Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:45 pm
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