If I only had $23,148,855,308,184,500...

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

"So, how much do you smoke?"

"Eh, I'm just a case-a-day kind of guy."

'Course, he wouldn't need to smoke each cigarette back to back...

[UNIverseVERSE]

The guy was 22. If he started smoking at birth, that's still 859 cigarettes a day; assuming eight hours of sleep a night, 54 cigarettes an hour. I'd hate to see his lungs.

No, she said 6.9 quadrillion. Assuming the man started smoking at birth, that's about 10 million cigarettes every second, with absolutely no breaks.

[Ifreann]

The guy was 22. If he started smoking at birth, that's still 859 cigarettes a day; assuming eight hours of sleep a night, 54 cigarettes an hour. I'd hate to see his lungs.

No, she said 6.9 quadrillion. Assuming the man started smoking at birth, that's about 10 million cigarettes every second, with absolutely no breaks.

It could be done.

[Saint Clair Island]

The guy was 22. If he started smoking at birth, that's still 859 cigarettes a day; assuming eight hours of sleep a night, 54 cigarettes an hour. I'd hate to see his lungs.

No, she said 6.9 quadrillion. Assuming the man started smoking at birth, that's about 10 million cigarettes every second, with absolutely no breaks.

I was off by a couple of decimal places.

Regardless, I suppose it's possible, although you'd lose a lot of the taste after awhile.

[Phenia]

'Course, he wouldn't need to smoke each cigarette back to back...

No, she said 6.9 quadrillion. Assuming the man started smoking at birth, that's about 10 million cigarettes every second, with absolutely no breaks.

...oh, yeah. Math.

Still, maybe he gave some away to pub goers and the homeless.

[Farnhamia]

I'm frankly amazed that the billing statement program even allows a number that big. Are the credit card companies anticipating something, do you think?

[UNIverseVERSE]

It could be done.

No it couldn't -- they don't burn fast enough.

To put it into perspective another way, 6.9 million cigarettes is enough to smoke 3 a second ever since the start of the Cenozoic, 65 million years ago

[Ifreann]

It could be done.

No it couldn't -- they don't burn fast enough.

To put it into perspective another way, 6.9 million cigarettes is enough to smoke 3 a second ever since the start of the Cenozoic, 65 million years ago

STOP RUINING THIS WITH MATHS! Cursed numberologist.

[Farnhamia]

It could be done.

No it couldn't -- they don't burn fast enough.

To put it into perspective another way, 6.9 million cigarettes is enough to smoke 3 a second ever since the start of the Cenozoic, 65 million years ago

[Saint Clair Island]

It could be done.

No it couldn't -- they don't burn fast enough.

To put it into perspective another way, 6.9 million cigarettes is enough to smoke 3 a second ever since the start of the Cenozoic, 65 million years ago

That's totally inaccurate though. The purple one is clearly from the Jurassic era, whereas the green one is from the Triassic. Anachronism stew, it's good for the heart.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I'd buy a Death Star and then call the bank and tell them it was a bank error. Who the hell is gonna repossess a Death Star?

[Maurepas]

Presumably you could buy North America, probably part of Europe too...

That is just an unfathomable amount of money, it almost literally makes me feel like this:

[GetBert]

I would ask for more credit, what the fuck are they going to do?

[Sarzonia]

I'd probably buy the U.S. east of the Mississippi.

[Epicnopolis]

I'd buy the world, and make President Obama the Emperor.

[Nukeobis]

A jelly bean and donate the rest to charity ... my charity.

[Maurepas]

I'd buy the world, and make President Obama the Emperor.

Why not just make yourself Emperor and have Obama as a top Adviser? Thats what Id do anyway,

[Grave_n_idle]

I'd buy the US and institute a new test for citizenship.

Only one question "Are you in favour of universal healthcare"?

The correct answer is yes. 'No' answers get you deported.

[Maurepas]

I'd buy the US and institute a new test for citizenship.

Only one question "Are you in favour of universal healthcare"?

The correct answer is yes. 'No' answers get you deported.

I approve this Method...

[Greed and Death]

If I were customer service I would say.
Congratulations you have been chosen to pay the national debt... of the world.
You sacrifice will be appreciated by all who now live in a better world wide economy.

[Call to power]

how do we know he didn't rack up a $23 quadrillion debt?

if I had that kind of money I'd go to Subway and get a sandwich (mostly because I get 20% discount woo!)

[Conserative Morality]

I'd buy the US and institute a new test for citizenship.

Only one question "Are you in favour of universal healthcare"?

The correct answer is yes. 'No' answers get you deported.

Joke?

[Belschaft]

I'm gonna take the chance to be the first to call a palace full of hookers.

[Grave_n_idle]

I'd buy the US and institute a new test for citizenship.

Only one question "Are you in favour of universal healthcare"?

The correct answer is yes. 'No' answers get you deported.

Joke?

Why would it be?

[Christmahanikwanzikah]

how do we know he didn't rack up a $23 quadrillion debt?

if I had that kind of money I'd go to Subway and get a sandwich (mostly because I get 20% discount woo!)

Oooh, ritzy.