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I TOLD you Twilight was EVIL!

Postby Wilgrove » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:07 am

Invaded! How one small town became overrun with vampires

Residents of Forks, Washington State, are still stunned by what a piece of assiduous Googling from Twilight author Stephenie Meyer has unleashed on their town. Looking for the US's rainiest location in which to set her vampire series, she lighted upon the small town, population 3,221.

Fans of the books and film, based around Bella Swan and her dreamy vampire love interest Edward Cullen, began pouring into Forks. Today hundreds visit the town daily; its visitor count for June was more than 8,000 - around the number who used to come in a year. Restaurants have Twilight-themed menus with dishes such as Bellasagne, shops sell Twilight items, and tours cover the books' locations.

The logging town has been transformed, says Mike Gurling of the Forks Chamber of Commerce. "Two years ago we did not have a cash register or credit card terminal. Now our sales of anything that says 'Forks' have increased dramatically." A literary symposium was held last month in Forks high school, including - unusually for a symposium - "an actual, real Prom". Chris Cook, editor of the local paper and author of guide book Twilight Territory, says the school's principal was mobbed at a Seattle airport when a teenage fan spotted his Forks Spartan jacket and started yelling, "He's from Forks, he's from Forks!" The fervour is such, Cook says, that a local evangelist, Hallelujah Bill, has started preaching to fans about the dangers of becoming cult followers of the books.

While some don't like the attention Twilight has brought, others are enjoying the kudos. Cook says that "traditionally, Forks has been considered by Seattle folks as the sticks, the home of loggers and simple rural ways. Now it's a bit of a status symbol."

Susan Brager, who runs the Miller Tree Inn, now also known as Cullen House, says that although she isn't a huge fan of the books - "not great literature" - she definitely appreciates the tourists. "They like it when it rains," she says.

"What could be better than that for a community that gets more than 120in each year?"


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I never liked the Twilight series books, it's just really bad writing, and is nothing more than masturbation material for prepubescent girls who haven't yet discovered porn on the Internet.

Vampires do not sparkle, they are not vegetarians and they do not refrain from sex! >:(

They are sex having, meat eating, blood drinking sons of bitches who melt or explode in the damn sun!
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Postby Grays Harbor » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:10 am

I've been to Forks. I like Forks. In fact, I grew up in a similar logging town in Washington State.

and I knew twilight was crap before this new reason to hate it. :p
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Postby Voltairian Prospects » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:12 am

Wilgrove wrote:
Invaded! How one small town became overrun with vampires

Residents of Forks, Washington State, are still stunned by what a piece of assiduous Googling from Twilight author Stephenie Meyer has unleashed on their town. Looking for the US's rainiest location in which to set her vampire series, she lighted upon the small town, population 3,221.

Fans of the books and film, based around Bella Swan and her dreamy vampire love interest Edward Cullen, began pouring into Forks. Today hundreds visit the town daily; its visitor count for June was more than 8,000 - around the number who used to come in a year. Restaurants have Twilight-themed menus with dishes such as Bellasagne, shops sell Twilight items, and tours cover the books' locations.

The logging town has been transformed, says Mike Gurling of the Forks Chamber of Commerce. "Two years ago we did not have a cash register or credit card terminal. Now our sales of anything that says 'Forks' have increased dramatically." A literary symposium was held last month in Forks high school, including - unusually for a symposium - "an actual, real Prom". Chris Cook, editor of the local paper and author of guide book Twilight Territory, says the school's principal was mobbed at a Seattle airport when a teenage fan spotted his Forks Spartan jacket and started yelling, "He's from Forks, he's from Forks!" The fervour is such, Cook says, that a local evangelist, Hallelujah Bill, has started preaching to fans about the dangers of becoming cult followers of the books.

While some don't like the attention Twilight has brought, others are enjoying the kudos. Cook says that "traditionally, Forks has been considered by Seattle folks as the sticks, the home of loggers and simple rural ways. Now it's a bit of a status symbol."

Susan Brager, who runs the Miller Tree Inn, now also known as Cullen House, says that although she isn't a huge fan of the books - "not great literature" - she definitely appreciates the tourists. "They like it when it rains," she says.

"What could be better than that for a community that gets more than 120in each year?"


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I never liked the Twilight series books, it's just really bad writing, and is nothing more than masturbation material for prepubescent girls who haven't yet discovered porn on the Internet.

Vampires do not sparkle, they are not vegetarians and they do not refrain from sex! >:(

They are sex having, meat eating, blood drinking sons of bitches who melt or explode in the damn sun!

Damn straight. looks like someone has done their homework 8)
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Postby Curious Inquiry » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:13 am

Anything that gets teens (and preteens, too) interested in reading is good. Eventually they'll move on to other interests, but the reading will stick for (un)life 8)
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:13 am

Rain destroys vampires in the RIFTS RPG. Pity there isn't some way we can swap novel settings. :p
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Postby Wilgrove » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:14 am

Curious Inquiry wrote:Anything that gets teens (and preteens, too) interested in reading is good. Eventually they'll move on to other interests, but the reading will stick for (un)life 8)


Yea, but they're starting out with a bad book, with horrible writing.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:19 am

Sigh. I guess it's good for the town though...
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Postby Guanzhong » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:23 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Sigh. I guess it's good for the town though...


Not sure the economic boost is worth the hordes of Twilight fans.
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Postby Rolling squid » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:25 am

Anyone up for getting a massive game of Vampire: The Masquerade going in forks? Show these people what vampires really are?
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Postby Wilgrove » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:27 am

Rolling squid wrote:Anyone up for getting a massive game of Vampire: The Masquerade going in forks? Show these people what vampires really are?


I'm up for that.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:28 am

Guanzhong wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Sigh. I guess it's good for the town though...


Not sure the economic boost is worth the hordes of Twilight fans.


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Postby Dakini » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:32 am

But that's not the rainiest location in the US... I think Hilo, HI wins that category. But then I guess who would want to put a vampire story in Hawaii...

Also, I'm not sure about vampires eating meat. I don't think they eat anything, they just drink blood.

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Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:45 am

This makes me happy....all the Twilight freaks are on the other side of the continent.
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Postby Wilgrove » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:52 am

Lizardiar wrote:This makes me happy....all the Twilight freaks are on the other side of the continent.


Now all we have to do is nuke Forks WA.

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Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:56 am

Wilgrove wrote:
Lizardiar wrote:This makes me happy....all the Twilight freaks are on the other side of the continent.


Now all we have to do is nuke Forks WA.



It's already in progress my friend. As of now, we're evacuating the actual town residents. It won't be long now.
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Postby Grays Harbor » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:56 am

Rolling squid wrote:Anyone up for getting a massive game of Vampire: The Masquerade going in forks? Show these people what vampires really are?


Having grown up on the Olympic Peninsula in a town much like Forks I gotta say ...........

Playing "vampire" in a town full of loggers with chainsaws may not be the best idea ever thought up in this lifetime. :p
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Postby Grays Harbor » Tue Jul 14, 2009 8:58 am

Wilgrove wrote:
Lizardiar wrote:This makes me happy....all the Twilight freaks are on the other side of the continent.


Now all we have to do is nuke Forks WA.


Y'all better NOT nuke Forks. Its right near Sekiu on the Makah Reservation, some of the best salmon and Halibut fishing in the State. My salmon better not be radiated!

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Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:00 am

Grays Harbor wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Lizardiar wrote:This makes me happy....all the Twilight freaks are on the other side of the continent.


Now all we have to do is nuke Forks WA.


Y'all better NOT nuke Forks. Its right near Sekiu on the Makah Reservation, some of the best salmon and Halibut fishing in the State. My salmon better not be radiated!

:eyebrow:



Hey, irradiated salmon have a sweet tingly taste to them.
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Postby Warner Channel » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:01 am

Grays Harbor wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Lizardiar wrote:
Now all we have to do is nuke Forks WA.


Y'all better NOT nuke Forks. Its right near Sekiu on the Makah Reservation, some of the best salmon and Halibut fishing in the State. My salmon better not be radiated!

:eyebrow:



Hey, irradiated salmon have a sweet tingly taste to them.

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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:07 am

Dakini wrote:But that's not the rainiest location in the US... I think Hilo, HI wins that category. But then I guess who would want to put a vampire story in Hawaii...

Also, I'm not sure about vampires eating meat. I don't think they eat anything, they just drink blood.

And I doubt they have sex. They're dead, after all. And worst of all, they don't even exist.
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Postby Ifreann » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:23 am

Dear gods above and below! No! How could we let this happen?! How could we allow the pure, unadulterated evil of fans of a series visiting the real life town their books are set in?! Terrible! Disgusting! I can barely restrain myself from vomiting all over myself and my laptop. I may actually shit myself in FURY! Every single one of those fans of this shit need to keep the fuck out of Dublin. Oh wait, you don't give a shit about Bloomsday. You don't care about what's happening here. You just want to bitch about Twilight.

Really Wilgrove, this is pathetic. Wah, wah, wah, Meyer didn't write vampires the way YOU like, therefore absolutely EVERYTHING to do with the books or the fans is EVIL! Get over yourself.

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Postby Curious Inquiry » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:26 am

Farnhamia wrote:And I doubt they have sex. They're dead, after all. And worst of all, they don't even exist.
Ah, come on! The best sex is imaginary sex! :p
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:27 am

Curious Inquiry wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And I doubt they have sex. They're dead, after all. And worst of all, they don't even exist.
Ah, come on! The best sex is imaginary sex! :p

Good point, it is. Well, second best, anyway, I knew this gal once, on the Gulf Coast of Florida, I tell you, that girl could ... :blush: Uhm ... Good point.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:28 am

Gay ass, sparkly "vampires". You don't need another reason to hate Twilight.
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Postby Megaloria » Tue Jul 14, 2009 9:29 am

I miss the good old days, when vampire aficionados didn't come out in the daytime.

Yes, I realise that this sounds like something a racist would say. I am admittedly anti-vampire except for the few who give back to society. Count Floyd, Frightenstein, and Count von Count, specifically.
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