Have Vampires Been Wussified Beyond Recovery?

[The Nuclear Fist]

As a Romanian, the tale of vampires has always intrigued me. And it is with a smug grin that I must remind everyone that this 'trend' will die long before the true vampire legend does.

[Conoga]

Vampires will be the barneys of the future.

Sadly, this

[Katganistan]

I don't think Katganistan likes me very much, because I've been blocked by him!

And you're announcing that to the world why? Do you think it would embarrass me? It doesn't. That I would unblock you? Not happening.
All it means is that I am uninterested in receiving more telegrams from you.

[Big Jim P]

Just because I like nitpicking, Dracula could go out in the sun. Are you really going to define Dracula as a "WTF is that a Vampire?" vampire?

Yeah, but neither he nor the Bela who played him SPARKLED.

Best shirt I've seen -- the Bela Lugosi Dracula hoisting Edward's severed head -- caption "Bela and Edward -- the Sparkling ENDS NOW."

I want one.

[Big Jim P]

Don't get me started Kat.

Jim, what d'ya think I'm trying to do?

Aren't you supposed to enforce the rules against flaming? On second thought, the only thing flaming are those gay-assed sparkling *shudder* "vampires".

[Achaea-Graecia]

I don't think Katganistan likes me very much, because I've been blocked by him!

And you're announcing that to the world why? Do you think it would embarrass me? It doesn't. That I would unblock you? Not happening.
All it means is that I am uninterested in receiving more telegrams from you.

That's such a lousy reason to have me blocked. A perfect analogy is if I walked into a police station, asked a police officer a question, got my answer, and came back the next day to ask a different question and I find a sign hung on the door that says, "Achaea-Graecia NOT ALLOWED!" I mean... what the hell? Moderators are supposed to be of assistance to people who don't yet know all the rules, but here comes Katganistan, and apparently the rules and responsibilities of being a moderator don't apply to her.

[Meldaria]

And you're announcing that to the world why? Do you think it would embarrass me? It doesn't. That I would unblock you? Not happening.
All it means is that I am uninterested in receiving more telegrams from you.

That's such a lousy reason to have me blocked. A perfect analogy is if I walked into a police station, asked a police officer a question, got my answer, and came back the next day to ask a different question and I find a sign hung on the door that says, "Achaea-Graecia NOT ALLOWED!" I mean... what the hell? Moderators are supposed to be of assistance to people who don't yet know all the rules, but here comes Katganistan, and apparently the rules and responsibilities of being a moderator don't apply to her.

I agree, you should simply tell him to stop TGing you, a moderator should not block a player who may have questions about the rules, then again, they're are a lot more moderators, and a moderation thread for that matter... Hmmm...

EDIT: Oh and this isn't really the thread for this, it's borderline spam, mate.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Anyway, White Wolf's new World of Darkness MMO may fix this.

[Panzerjaeger]

Anyway, White Wolf's new World of Darkness MMO may fix this.

They are actually doing an MMO? I hadn't heard about that...too busy drooling over the idea of the 40k MMO.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Anyway, White Wolf's new World of Darkness MMO may fix this.

They are actually doing an MMO? I hadn't heard about that...too busy drooling over the idea of the 40k MMO.

They're making an MMO? I haven't heard about that... too busy drooling over WOD MMO.

Life is good.

[Panzerjaeger]

They are actually doing an MMO? I hadn't heard about that...too busy drooling over the idea of the 40k MMO.

They're making an MMO? I haven't heard about that... too busy drooling over WOD MMO.

Life is good.

Aye they are some good MMOs coming out in the next few years.

[Conoga]

They are actually doing an MMO? I hadn't heard about that...too busy drooling over the idea of the 40k MMO.

They're making an MMO? I haven't heard about that... too busy drooling over WOD MMO.

Life is good.

It launched this year.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

They're making an MMO? I haven't heard about that... too busy drooling over WOD MMO.

Life is good.

It launched this year.

Which one?

[Conoga]

It launches this year.

Which one?

My bad, WOD launches this year.

[Katganistan]

Yeah, but neither he nor the Bela who played him SPARKLED.

Best shirt I've seen -- the Bela Lugosi Dracula hoisting Edward's severed head -- caption "Bela and Edward -- the Sparkling ENDS NOW."

I want one.

http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/im-with-team-bela/

[Big Jim P]

I want one.

http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/im-with-team-bela/

If you weren't one of my favorite people already, this certainly would put you over the top.

[Katganistan]

http://fashionablygeek.com/t-shirts/im-with-team-bela/

If you weren't one of my favorite people already, this certainly would put you over the top.

I aim to please.

Here's the direct link to the folks who make it: http://www.offworlddesigns.com/

[Wilgrove]

Personally I think the vampires should be suave, classy, and be rich. They should have the appearance of a normal person, inviting guest over, hosting dinner parties, etc. However, once everyone goes to bed, his real nature comes out and he feeds on his guests.

[JuNii]

They need to make a movie or T.V. show like Dexter, except he's a vampire instead of a serial killer.

they tried that... failed.

Forever Knight


I like the white Wolf version. each 'type' of vampire belongs to a different clan. so yeah, you have your suave business men, your gastly monsters, your punk rockers, etc...

even your insane...

[Katganistan]

They need to make a movie or T.V. show like Dexter, except he's a vampire instead of a serial killer.

they tried that... failed.

Forever Knight


I like the white Wolf version. each 'type' of vampire belongs to a different clan. so yeah, you have your suave business men, your gastly monsters, your punk rockers, etc...

even your insane...

Your lonely wanderers, bestial survivors who prefer the wilderness... but can live in cities too, much like feral dogs...

[JuNii]

they tried that... failed.

Forever Knight


I like the white Wolf version. each 'type' of vampire belongs to a different clan. so yeah, you have your suave business men, your gastly monsters, your punk rockers, etc...

even your insane...

Your lonely wanderers, bestial survivors who prefer the wilderness... but can live in cities too, much like feral dogs...

I had a story in mind for NaNoWriMo... where 'heros' are sent to rid the kingdom of the evil that has taken over... however, they find that the Vampire that now runs the kingdom has done things like insure religious freedoms, promote education for the masses, created public works, and has worked out a totally fair system to deal with his diet...

[Arkinesia]

In the case of fairies, it's the Victorians which are to blame for bowdlerising them.

Bowdler would have pitched a fit at Twilight because sex was mentioned.

[Geniasis]

I had a story in mind for NaNoWriMo... where 'heros' are sent to rid the kingdom of the evil that has taken over... however, they find that the Vampire that now runs the kingdom has done things like insure religious freedoms, promote education for the masses, created public works, and has worked out a totally fair system to deal with his diet...

Mine's going to be a remake of "Doom: Repurcussions of Evil", only set in Verona against the backdrop of the Bubonic plague. Also "John" is a woman.

With three boobs.

It's going to be amazing.

[Smartephant]

Vampires have always been pussies. Frail, pasty creepers lurking in the bushes so they can suck/eat (out) their victims.

[Young Erisia]

Vampires have always been pussies. Frail, pasty creepers lurking in the bushes so they can suck/eat (out) their victims.

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