So, I Just Returned From Africa

[Saint Clair Island]

Humor, cultivate some.

The OP would do well to take this advice to heart as well.

[Gun Manufacturers]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

You're awesome, I really enjoy your posts.

[Olthar]

The worst is when people say AID's, as if someone named AID coined the disease.

You mean, it wasn't named after Adam Ivan Douglas?

[Techno-Kat]

So, I Just Returned From Africa

I hope you don't like donating blood...

[Charvah]

How's that racist? Isn't that speciesist? Also, I can't blame a the guy, if a monkey was trying to seduce me, I'd turn him down.

Calling people monkeys is a tad racist...

No, calling a certain race of people (I.E Asian, European, Black etc.) is a tad racist.

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

How's that racist? Isn't that speciesist? Also, I can't blame a the guy, if a monkey was trying to seduce me, I'd turn him down.

Calling people monkeys is a tad racist...

No, calling a certain race of people (I.E Asian, European, Black etc.) is a tad racist.

Goddamn it. That was not a pejorative term towards our guide, Mr. Yo Jimbo (at least, that was as close as I could get). I was referring to Sue, the monkey we had along for the trip.

I asked her what her name was, and she said "ooh ooh ooh", and after a quick check downstairs, discovered she was a girl. I therefore surmised she meant "Sue" and just couldn't pronounce it, so I went with that.

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

Please look up "evolution" and "obligate carnivore." Oh, and vampires don't really exist, y'know, though I'd bite Anna Paquin, too.

Absurd. I saw the fangs on Bill.

I also saw his celerity and him sucking blood. You can't fake that shit. Now, what are we going to do about the vampire issue?

[Farnhamia]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

Please look up "evolution" and "obligate carnivore." Oh, and vampires don't really exist, y'know, though I'd bite Anna Paquin, too.

Absurd. I saw the fangs on Bill.

I also saw his celerity and him sucking blood. You can't fake that shit. Now, what are we going to do about the vampire issue?

For me, I'm going to put you down as "yet another failed humorist" or "yet another humorless failure." You can decide which.

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

You're awesome, I really enjoy your posts.

Everyone needs at least one fan.

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

Please look up "evolution" and "obligate carnivore." Oh, and vampires don't really exist, y'know, though I'd bite Anna Paquin, too.

Absurd. I saw the fangs on Bill.

I also saw his celerity and him sucking blood. You can't fake that shit. Now, what are we going to do about the vampire issue?

For me, I'm going to put you down as "yet another failed humorist" or "yet another humorless failure." You can decide which.

... and at least one critic.

The critic tells you you need to improve. The fan gives you a reason to.

[The Horror Channel]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

You're awesome, I really enjoy your posts.

Everyone needs at least one fan.

You're ok in my book.

[Gun Manufacturers]

I was fighting against illegal poaching. However, this thread is not about that. I received very disturbing news upon my arrival back in the states. I had always suspected this, but now we know it's true.

A good friend of mine lent me the documentary "True Blood". Now, thus far, I've only seen the first season, and I'll spoiler the rest for those that haven't seen that.

Now, we follow the story of Bill the vampire and his blonde girlfriend. I'm sure it's no news to all of you, but it documents how True Blood was invented by the Japanese, and subsequently, vampires came out in the open.

Now, Bill is a very likable guy. He drinks the manufactured product (most of the time), rather than drink human blood. However, he does drink human blood once (with consent), and once when he's really desperate (without consent).

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

I have lots of sympathy for Bill the vampire, but I also cannot forget that he is a bloodthirsty carnivore.

You're awesome, I really enjoy your posts.

Everyone needs at least one fan.

Just remember, I oscillate side to side.

[Bydlostan (Ancient)]

If there were vampires, I'd support re-killing them.

Also, don't some African cultures believe in vampires? I remember some Africa government warning about them and blaming some deaths on them. Same with sorcerers that shrink men's penises, raping babies cures AIDS and the bones of albino people are magic.

[Cobhanglica]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

[Aryan Republics of Ame]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

By purchasing them or breeding them from your existing stock, duh.

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

By purchasing them or breeding them from your existing stock, duh.

But how did you come to "own" that existing stock or the seller come to "own" that animal? Face it. Somewhere along the line, the animal was kidnapped and enslaved.

You slave trader.

[Aryan Republics of Ame]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

By purchasing them or breeding them from your existing stock, duh.

But how did you come to "own" that existing stock or the seller come to "own" that animal? Face it. Somewhere along the line, the animal was kidnapped and enslaved.

You slave trader.

Oh nos!!! Enslavment of my food source! How will I ever live with myself. I have a question though? What do you animal rights types think of owning a pet, such as a dog?

[Athiests4AnimalRights]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

By purchasing them or breeding them from your existing stock, duh.

But how did you come to "own" that existing stock or the seller come to "own" that animal? Face it. Somewhere along the line, the animal was kidnapped and enslaved.

You slave trader.

Oh nos!!! Enslavment of my food source! How will I ever live with myself. I have a question though? What do you animal rights types think of owning a pet, such as a dog?

One does not "own" a "pet".

One has a companion animal which consents to stay with him.

[Aryan Republics of Ame]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

By purchasing them or breeding them from your existing stock, duh.

But how did you come to "own" that existing stock or the seller come to "own" that animal? Face it. Somewhere along the line, the animal was kidnapped and enslaved.

You slave trader.

Oh nos!!! Enslavment of my food source! How will I ever live with myself. I have a question though? What do you animal rights types think of owning a pet, such as a dog?

One does not "own" a "pet".

One has a companion animal which consents to stay with him.

How does said animal give consent?

[Scarsaw]

One does not "own" a "pet".

One has a companion animal which consents to stay with him.

If the animal likes it or not...he's stuck with the human.

[Olthar]

It got me to thinking about the plight of vampires and carnivorous creatures in general. I'm not sure the best solution. Should we cull these carnivorous creatures, retrain them, or make them above the law and moral guidelines when they need sustenance?

Animals exist outside our laws. They can eat each other all they like as long as they don't kill humans or animals owned by humans.

"Owned by humans", despicable. You can't own a living thing. That was one of the things that irritated me about the vampires in the documentary: they claimed ownership of certain individual humans.

How can you "own" an independent being?

By purchasing them or breeding them from your existing stock, duh.

But how did you come to "own" that existing stock or the seller come to "own" that animal? Face it. Somewhere along the line, the animal was kidnapped and enslaved.

You slave trader.

Mmmm, tasty, tasty slave meat. You know, it's really the suffering that brings out the flavor.

[Hasurei]

Goddamn it. That was not a pejorative term towards our guide, Mr. Yo Jimbo (at least, that was as close as I could get). I was referring to Sue, the monkey we had along for the trip.

I asked her what her name was, and she said "ooh ooh ooh", and after a quick check downstairs, discovered she was a girl. I therefore surmised she meant "Sue" and just couldn't pronounce it, so I went with that.

I once played a Japanese dating sim called Yo Jimbo.

Which brings me to my solution for the vampires. Domesticate them, and then sell them as sex slaves treat them nicely. Whatever happens after that they were clearly asking for.

[South Lorenya]

Oh, and vampires don't really exist, y'know, though I'd bite Anna Paquin, too.

Vampires, no.

Vampire bats, yes.

And let's not get started on mosquitoes.... [pretend the standard 'Kill it with fire' gif is here]