Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

by **Mad hatters in jeans** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:13 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Mad hatters in jeans wrote:this is a pun minefield.
*looks around*
oh god they're everywhere.

Well, with names like that, I'm sure those boobs were the butts of a lot of jokes.

but we should take abrest of the issue otherwise the shit will hit the fan.

by **Caninope** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:15 pm

Geniasis wrote:
Olthar wrote:Aw, and I always like the Boobs, too. They were a nice couple. It's a shame that Butts had to come in and ruin it all.

Considering the other boob was involved, it was probably tit-for-tat.

I think they were just being a butt.

by **Greater Americania** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:17 pm

Kalasion wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?

The names of the participants.

You say it like murder is a sport.

Must you turn this into a morality debate?

by **Mad hatters in jeans** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:19 pm

Greater Americania wrote:
Kalasion wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?

The names of the participants.

You say it like murder is a sport.

Must you turn this into a morality debate?

well the statement has debatable morality in a morally indebted way that debate draws morality into it.

by **Imsogone** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:19 pm

Greater Americania wrote:
Kalasion wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?

The names of the participants.

You say it like murder is a sport.

Must you turn this into a morality debate?

Takes all the pun out of it, doesn't he.

by **Rolamec** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:24 pm

What a boob.

by **Orceania** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:24 pm

Great now you've made me laugh at murder. I'm an awful person now.

Oh what the hell, I'll join in, Butts is such an ass. Damn, now I'm making bad puns. I bet his testimony will be full of shit.

I'm starting to hate myself a little.

The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

I bet that judge was laughing once he read the case file.

by **Beschleuniger** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:24 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights!

sigged

by **Poorisolation** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:25 pm

Imsogone wrote:
Greater Americania wrote:
Kalasion wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?

The names of the participants.

You say it like murder is a sport.

Must you turn this into a morality debate?

Takes all the pun out of it, doesn't he.

Well seeing as the best way to enhance any form of punishment for most people is to laugh at them I think this thread performs a moral service.

That said I really have to request the death penalty for Imsogone for that awful pun.

I of course await his rebuttal with interest and hope he does not make a boob of it.

by **Big Jim P** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:29 pm

This is a really asinine way for us to get our regular dose of titillation.

by **Katganistan** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:34 pm

I guess when they gave out brains, Butts was at the REAR of the line.

:palm:

Must we all aspire to sink to the BOTTOM of this cesspool of punning rather than to bounce perkily to the top?

by **Greater Americania** » Fri Sep 03, 2010 4:08 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:well the statement has debatable morality in a morally indebted way that debate draws morality into it.

Seriously?

by **Lunatic Goofballs** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 3:56 am

Katganistan wrote:I guess when they gave out brains, Butts was at the REAR of the line.

Must we all aspire to sink to the BOTTOM of this cesspool of punning rather than to bounce perkily to the top?

by **Tagmatium** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:00 am

Kermit Butts?

That's being dealt a shitty hand from birth.

His parents must've decided that they hated their kid fairly early on.

by **Charlotte Ryberg** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:03 am

This story had me scratching my head. I don't know how many would even think of having this in prime time TV just because of the names.

by **Tagmatium** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:03 am

Canadai wrote:
Tagmatium wrote:Kermit Butts?

That's being dealt a shitty hand from birth.

His parents must've decided that they hated their kid fairly early on.

Lol
The butts dealt their child a shitty hand.

Bah, that one slipped me by...

by **Rambhutan** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:17 am

I bet the police couldn't help but cop a feel. Let's hope Butt confessed and made a clean breast of it. Still we all know what happens to butts in prison.

I feel better now.

by **Nobel Hobos** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:31 am

Lietvos wrote:Lol. It's a shame they didn't have first names like Willy and Fanny or something, that would have completed it.

Landon Butts going down for murder

by **Risottia** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:42 am

Orceania wrote:
The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

I bet that judge was laughing once he read the case file.

That's so fetish.

by **Conoga** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:25 am

by **Rolling squid** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:32 am

All I've got to say is that if Butts is guilty, I hope they stick it to him.

by **The Corparation** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:44 am

This makes one wonder wether or not they're making this stuff up.

by **Unidox** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 1:59 pm

My favorite line from the artical:

Wilgrove wrote:
... Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature...

Link

by **Betoni** » Sat Sep 04, 2010 2:55 pm

I wonder if "No pun intended." works as a legal defense. It could be a mitigating factor at the very least. :unsure:

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