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Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

Postby Wilgrove » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:32 pm

Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob—wife of the late Samuel Boob—is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators' names was Kermit Butts.

Police believe that Mirinda Boob was having an affair with Butts' friend, who sought Butts' help killing Boob, which police say he provided. The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case [We Are Central PA]
Butts Arrest in Boob Case Among Odd Pa. News Reports [Philly Inquirer]
Madisonburg Man Arrested in Boobs Homicide [Centre Daily Times]
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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh wow.... just wow...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yes, I posted this nothing more than the fact that it had Butts and Boobs in it without it having to do with porn or sex.

Ahh wow....it's a great day to write headlines. :D

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:46 pm

The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:49 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:


:rofl:

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Postby Bydlostan (Ancient) » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:50 pm

Whats funny about murder?

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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:52 pm

Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?


It's the names...

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:53 pm

Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?


The names of the participants. :)
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Postby Lietvos » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:58 pm

Lol. It's a shame they didn't have first names like Willy and Fanny or something, that would have completed it.

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Postby Kalasion » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:58 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?


The names of the participants. :)

You say it like murder is a sport.
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Postby Angleter » Fri Sep 03, 2010 12:59 pm

Butts must have boobed and left behind some evidence.
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Postby Big Jim P » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:01 pm

Kalasion wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?


The names of the participants. :)

You say it like murder is a sport.


With names like that, it should be, complete with corporate sponsorship.
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Postby Geniasis » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:02 pm

Wilgrove wrote:
Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob—wife of the late Samuel Boob—is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators' names was Kermit Butts.

Police believe that Mirinda Boob was having an affair with Butts' friend, who sought Butts' help killing Boob, which police say he provided. The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case [We Are Central PA]
Butts Arrest in Boob Case Among Odd Pa. News Reports [Philly Inquirer]
Madisonburg Man Arrested in Boobs Homicide [Centre Daily Times]
[via BullfightsOnAcid]


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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh wow.... just wow...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yes, I posted this nothing more than the fact that it had Butts and Boobs in it without it having to do with porn or sex.

Ahh wow....it's a great day to write headlines. :D


Kermit sounds like a real ass.
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Postby Wilgrove » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:04 pm

Geniasis wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
Butts Arrested For Murder of Boob

Dear humorously named people of America: Thank you for committing crimes. Mirinda Boob—wife of the late Samuel Boob—is thought to have conspired to murder her husband. Luckily for headline writers, one of the conspirators' names was Kermit Butts.

Police believe that Mirinda Boob was having an affair with Butts' friend, who sought Butts' help killing Boob, which police say he provided. The central Pennsylvania judge ordered Butts and Boob be gagged due to the sensitive nature of the case.

Butts Arrested in Boob Murder Case [We Are Central PA]
Butts Arrest in Boob Case Among Odd Pa. News Reports [Philly Inquirer]
Madisonburg Man Arrested in Boobs Homicide [Centre Daily Times]
[via BullfightsOnAcid]


Link

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Oh wow.... just wow...... :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Yes, I posted this nothing more than the fact that it had Butts and Boobs in it without it having to do with porn or sex.

Ahh wow....it's a great day to write headlines. :D


Kermit sounds like a real ass.


Yea, but I've heard Miranda has great breasts.

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Postby Zirconim » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:07 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Postby Olthar » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:08 pm

Aw, and I always like the Boobs, too. They were a nice couple. It's a shame that Butts had to come in and ruin it all.
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Postby Geniasis » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:09 pm

Olthar wrote:Aw, and I always like the Boobs, too. They were a nice couple. It's a shame that Butts had to come in and ruin it all.


Considering the other boob was involved, it was probably tit-for-tat.
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Postby Morekia » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:13 pm

That's like asking what's funny about the Darwin Awards. Stupidity, that's what. Why would you murder your husband/wife when you could just file for a divorce? :palm:

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:14 pm

Kalasion wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Bydlostan wrote:Whats funny about murder?


The names of the participants. :)

You say it like murder is a sport.


Preferably a spectator sport. :unsure:
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Postby Ifreann » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:17 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

Fierce fighting has broken out around the stomach as this turf war continues.
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Postby Yenke-Bin » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:17 pm

There's nothing funny about unfortunate last names. I know all about the humiliation.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:20 pm

This is one of those moments where so many possible puns cross your head, you can't pick, and decide to laugh at someone else's joke instead.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

:rofl:
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Postby Imsogone » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:36 pm

I guess it's sort of tit for twat.
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Postby The Plutonian Empire » Fri Sep 03, 2010 1:49 pm

I'm surprised this hasn't happened earlier. :p
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Postby Mad hatters in jeans » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:05 pm

this is a pun minefield.
*looks around*
oh god they're everywhere.

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:10 pm

Morekia wrote:That's like asking what's funny about the Darwin Awards. Stupidity, that's what. Why would you murder your husband/wife when you could just file for a divorce? :palm:

to get the other 50%?

Or just because you really, really hate them.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Fri Sep 03, 2010 3:11 pm

Mad hatters in jeans wrote:this is a pun minefield.
*looks around*
oh god they're everywhere.

Well, with names like that, I'm sure those boobs were the butts of a lot of jokes.
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