Abdju wrote:Don't smoke, don't drink. No interest in either. Really, what's the point?
Shits and giggles, besides who wants to die that old?
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by Lackadaisical2 » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:14 pm
Abdju wrote:Don't smoke, don't drink. No interest in either. Really, what's the point?
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.
by Sibirsky » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:17 pm

by Abdju » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:19 pm

by Dyakovo » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:19 pm
by Sibirsky » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:20 pm
Abdju wrote:
Meh, I don't like the idea of barfing up a lung everytime I try to run. As for alcohol, I grew up Muslim so it's just a case of you don't miss what you never had, though I'm glad I missed it. The idea of waking up to find a video of myself unconscious in a pool of vomit plastered all over YouTube isn't exactly appealing.

by Abdju » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:26 pm
Sibirsky wrote:Abdju wrote:
Meh, I don't like the idea of barfing up a lung everytime I try to run. As for alcohol, I grew up Muslim so it's just a case of you don't miss what you never had, though I'm glad I missed it. The idea of waking up to find a video of myself unconscious in a pool of vomit plastered all over YouTube isn't exactly appealing.
There is something called moderation.

by Vetalia » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:26 pm

by Vetalia » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:27 pm
Abdju wrote:Yes, but I'm just not interested in the stuff. Why bother with buying something that provides no benefit, and holds no appeal? I'd rather spend my money on other things.

by Avenio » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:27 pm

by Sun Aut Ex » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:27 pm
Tmutarakhan wrote:My Mom keeps a pack of smokes in the miscellaneous-gadget drawer, smokes maybe one a week. She's also the type to have a glass of wine sometimes at dinner, and leave half of it.
I do not understand how I can be genetically related to this person.
Strykyh wrote:I wasn't trying to be intelligent.
Keronians wrote:So you think it's ok to waste valuable police time and resources to pander to minority superstitions?
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about ten minutes, I have to go to ID a Muslim woman."
Yes.
Unless of course it's not OK for a woman to ask for a female to ask for a female officer to carry out body checks. In which case, the answer would be no.
"All available officers, report downtown, armed suspected firing wildly into the public."
"I'll be about then minutes, I have to go to carry out a body check on a woman."

by Parnassus » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:29 pm

by Vetalia » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:29 pm

by Jagalonia » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:32 pm
Tokyoni wrote:Hitler's mustache looks weird. Adam Smith was a drunken fatass. There, I've just pwned fascism and capitalism by such "logic".
Edlichbury wrote:OOC: If Knootoss can claim alcohol is a biological weapon, I can claim sentient Milk-People.
Senestrum wrote:Russians took the maximum allowable missile performances from the ABM treaty as design goals.
lolz ensued

by Rolamec » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:39 pm
At least a REAL one. Also cigars that just sit in a rack for months on end won't come out great. The smoke is dry and nearly painful. Cigarillos aren't bad either.
by Sibirsky » Tue Aug 31, 2010 12:48 pm
Rolamec wrote:Cigars depends: Cohibas are expensive as hell, but if done properly a fine and enjoyable smoke. I have yet to have a CubanAt least a REAL one. Also cigars that just sit in a rack for months on end won't come out great. The smoke is dry and nearly painful. Cigarillos aren't bad either.
Good stuff.
by Aryan Republics of Ame » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:34 pm

by Just Mike » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:41 pm

by Cabra West » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:52 pm

by Farnhamia » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:05 pm
Rolamec wrote:I love to smoke!![]()
Pipes, cigars, cigarettes, you name it!
Cigarettes I enjoy Benson and Hedges, great taste IMO. Marlboro reds are pretty good, but can sometimes can come off strong.
Cigars depends: Cohibas are expensive as hell, but if done properly a fine and enjoyable smoke. I have yet to have a CubanAt least a REAL one. Also cigars that just sit in a rack for months on end won't come out great. The smoke is dry and nearly painful. Cigarillos aren't bad either.
Pipes are perfect, just don't buy your tobacco at a drug store. I mean really. Prince Albert is chicken feed compared to some of the stuff you can get at a smoke shop or at Cigar International (Google for the actual site), like Sweet English -that stuff will just spoil you for everything else. One pipe per blend of tobacco, unless you do a deep cleaning of that pipe. Otherwise your mixing the taste and it won't be nearly as enjoyable. Also understand a pipe takes a bit to smoke, anywhere from 30 mins. to 2 hrs depending on how well you packed it and how fast you smoke.
Overall I would steer away from manufactured tobacco products. Machine produced cigars=shit, as does tobacco that sits in a plastic bag or tin case for months rather than a glass jar/jug. Cigarettes are a different story, rolling your own allows you more freedom and the taste is considerably better. But like most people, you don't have the time, so I'd just stick with a decent brand (like I said, Benson and Hedges are aces).
If you do smoke, I'd invest in some mouth wash and teeth whitening products. I do so religiously to keep my teeth white and pristine. Even if you stick the cigar/cigarette/pipe tip between your teeth, it will still cause your teeth to go yellow just at a slower pace than if it was sitting between your lips, against your teeth. Establish a routine, in the morning I floss, gargle teeth whitener, brush my teeth with a toothpaste for helping enhance the shine of your teeth, and than gargle again with mouth wash. Finally I put whitening strips over my teeth for the correct amount of time (varies per product). At night I do the same thing except without the strip. Do this daily to keep your teeth nice and white. The archetype that if you smoke your teeth are immediately, without exception, somehow yellow/orange, decaying, bad breathe is only true if you don't take care of them....like it would be even if you didn't smoke! So keep them white, carry around a spray (Listerine), some mints or gum.
Finally don't smoke in front or with a lady unless she's fine with it (even if she says she isn't, it isn't true). Regardless of what people say, women don't care if you smoke or not (a small percentage does, but their self righteous bitches, so fuck them), they care if your hygiene is horrible or if you just don't have one. Don't smoke than go on a date, don't smoke while on a date. Smoke on your own time, where you would have time for a shower and all that, before you see her. Keep your teeth white and clean, your breath smelling nice, and yourself not smelling of tobacco, and you'll be fine. If you find a chick who is attractive and is into smoking (as well as drinking, threesomes with other women and football), find a way to marry her.
Also I would dismiss the fear caused by getting lung, mouth, throat cancer. It certainly is possible and you have a heightened chance of it, but it doesn't mean it will happen automatically. My grandfather smoked every day of his life and died at the age of 88 from forgetting to take medication for his diabetes (caused by his drinking). There are cases where people have never smoked in their lives and get cancer. The air we breath on a daily basis is already crap; the chemicals in medication, foods, drinks; being too close to a computer, using a cellphone. If your gonna die, your gonna die. Smoking isn't good for you, but I seriously doubt there are other things which are much better that we use on a daily basis because we don't know the long term side effects.

by The Norwegian Blue » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:11 pm

by Farnhamia » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:25 pm
Lauchlin wrote:I'm mildly allergic to tobacco, but just yesterday I was considering taking up smoking. All my smoker friends smoke Gauloises, so I imagine I would go for that as well.

by Cqvjesse » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:29 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:I do not smoke. I saw my mother get sick all the time because of her smoking. Personal choice, if someone wants to smoke, that's their business.

by Lauchlin » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:31 pm
Farnhamia wrote:Lauchlin wrote:I'm mildly allergic to tobacco, but just yesterday I was considering taking up smoking. All my smoker friends smoke Gauloises, so I imagine I would go for that as well.
I don't know what Gauloises cost these days, but I bet you can buy one, if not two drinks for the price of a pack. I admit, I used to indulge in them now and then, too. There are also Russian cigarettes with a hollow cardboard tube that you draw through. They're unfiltered, as well. I was told once that Comrade Stalin used to tear those open and fill his pipe with the tobacco.

by Trollgaard » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:32 pm
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