Women: Want a raise? Wash your vagina.

[Farnhamia]

About time women were forced to deal with their Fish Market Snatches.

I might ask how thou wouldst know, Liar, but as I love thee, I shall refrain.

[Panzerjaeger]

About time women were forced to deal with their Fish Market Snatches.

I might ask how thou wouldst know, Liar, but as I love thee, I shall refrain.

Since you asked my Baby Killing love I shall answer. Lets just say my time in a High School Chemistry class and a Martial Arts class made the smell of fish a immediate gag response on my part. Clean that shit women if you smell like week old halibut something is wrong.

[Farnhamia]

About time women were forced to deal with their Fish Market Snatches.

I might ask how thou wouldst know, Liar, but as I love thee, I shall refrain.

Since you asked my Baby Killing love I shall answer. Lets just say my time in a High School Chemistry class and a Martial Arts class made the smell of fish a immediate gag response on my part. Clean that shit women if you smell like week old halibut something is wrong.

That, Old Liar, I can agree with. Nothing ruins the mood more than ... well, you have an imagination, I know.

[Panzerjaeger]

That, Old Liar, I can agree with. Nothing ruins the mood more than ... well, you have an imagination, I know.

Ah yes my friendly neighborhood Baby Killer. Now speaking of my imagination....I wonder what Klingon Women smell like.

[Farnhamia]

That, Old Liar, I can agree with. Nothing ruins the mood more than ... well, you have an imagination, I know.

Ah yes my friendly neighborhood Baby Killer. Now speaking of my imagination....I wonder what Klingon Women smell like.

One wonders, indeed. Or Vulcans. Betazeds.

[Nazis in Space]

That, Old Liar, I can agree with. Nothing ruins the mood more than ... well, you have an imagination, I know.

Ah yes my friendly neighborhood Baby Killer. Now speaking of my imagination....I wonder what Klingon Women smell like.

Hákarl.

[Panzerjaeger]

That, Old Liar, I can agree with. Nothing ruins the mood more than ... well, you have an imagination, I know.

Ah yes my friendly neighborhood Baby Killer. Now speaking of my imagination....I wonder what Klingon Women smell like.

One wonders, indeed. Or Vulcans. Betazeds.

I think we both need to make this a top priority.

[Vetalia]

What the hell did I do...

[Farnhamia]

That, Old Liar, I can agree with. Nothing ruins the mood more than ... well, you have an imagination, I know.

Ah yes my friendly neighborhood Baby Killer. Now speaking of my imagination....I wonder what Klingon Women smell like.

One wonders, indeed. Or Vulcans. Betazeds.

I think we both need to make this a top priority.

We do, Hunter, we do. *calculates* Damn, Zephram Cochrane won't be born for another 20 years and it'll be 2063 before ... where's that kid with the time-travelling De Lorean?

[Farnhamia]

What the hell did I do...

Nothing. Well, you provided an opening for a quote from Will Shakespeare.

[Vetalia]

Nothing. Well, you provided an opening for a quote from Will Shakespeare.

After reading the previous posts I now know what it felt like to be the guy who told the first penis joke.

[Farnhamia]

Nothing. Well, you provided an opening for a quote from Will Shakespeare.

After reading the previous posts I now know what it felt like to be the guy who told the first penis joke.

"I'll be here all week."

And the other people in the cave said, "Uhm ... right."

[Vetalia]

"I'll be here all week."

And the other people in the cave said, "Uhm ... right."

He's the reason why we have a most recent common ancestor.

[Farnhamia]

"I'll be here all week."

And the other people in the cave said, "Uhm ... right."

He's the reason why we have a most recent common ancestor.

And apparently he's the first guy to use a rubber chicken in his act.

[Vetalia]

And apparently he's the first guy to use a rubber chicken in his act.

Even the bird in the corner looks ashamed.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

actually it's kinda sad, you don't need talent to get a raise or be good at your job, you just need to be good at giving sex.

i know i'm setting myself up for a joke there but i'm being serious business.

I spoke to someone who was put off going into law as a career as she said most of the women who want to get a decent position have to fuck their boss.
well not only that, she was put off by the attitudes that she had to put up with.

so it's an anecdote i know but still.

[Lowetania]

Well it would get rid of that fish smell that most vaginas seem to have.


I'm going to Hel, I know.


*runs away*

PUT THAT TONGUE AWAY YOU DIRTY MONSTER!

[Iniika]

Wow. I make $120 an hour, and I'm a girl. Then again, I do wash thoroughly... fuck you may be right... that weird fat chick in the next office is poor as hell.

Fixed.

It left me very tempted to fix $120 an hour, too.

[Ad Nihilo]

Yeah, the vagina is a self-cleaning structure. That's what the discharge (sorry, getting a little graphic here) does- it washes it out. You don't need to clean it. In fact, cleaning it will likely fuck up the natural balance of things Down There and you'll end up seeing your gyno. Unless you're menstruating or have an STI or other health issue, you don't feel dirty (because you're not). So products like Summer's Eve are just trying to shame you into thinking you're 'dirty' so you'll buy it, even though there is no need for it and it'll likely have negative effects on your health. Think about it- how would a vagina get dirty (aside from sex)? They never see any surface besides your underwear, and I assume they're clean (if not, you actually do have a hygeine problem). Sorry about the disjointed rant, I'm a little bit out of it right now- 1 am on a Saturday morning in a college town, you figure it out .

True enough, anything soapy can cause serious problems. But just plain water every morning to at least dilute the smell is quite nice. After going through a few different vaginas with different, shall we call them, odour indexes, you begin to appreciate daily rinsing. It does make a huge difference in how much one enjoys *giving*.

I can't believe I got dragged into this discussion

[Risottia]

#1, wash that vagina. It's the first thing you need to do to get a raise.

Well, personal hygiene is never enough after all...

[Zephie]

#1, wash that vagina. It's the first thing you need to do to get a raise.

Well, personal hygiene is never enough after all...

I wash my vagina whenever I get the chance. It gives me confidence.

[Whole Conviction]

There does seem to be a meme in advertising that if you don't have a perfectly clean vagina, including washing and the use of panty liners, that you Just Don't Feel So Fresh and that this gets in the way of your mood! To any women here: is this actually based in truth, or is it just trying to make you feel dirty so that you buy products to get rid of that awful feminine unhygeinic foulness?

Does anybody genuinely believe this implies people will be sniffing your vagina?

Not, it merely implies that if you're not completely hygienic, you will not feel completely comfortable during the interview. In the same way as people wear clean socks - you don't expect your boss to inspect your socks, do you?

I expect men, as well as women, to follow the principles of hygiene. That's not OMG SEXISM, that's the basics of living in society.

If you read my post, you'll see I'm not talking about the smell, but exactly what you talk about -- 'feeling' clean. My question is to what degree this is actual hygeine or companies pushing products by making people FEEL unclean without them.

[Greater Americania]

Wash your vagina with our product and you'll make more money! That's not a marketing ploy at all.

[Ryadn]

Ok, NSG, mostly I posted this for your good humor, but seriously, how the fuck did this slip past the advertising people? Or the editors? Or the proofers? Or... well, anyone?

I thought it hurts to wash one's vagina? Not that I would know...

It doesn't hurt* so much as it's unnecessary and not good for you.



*although it depends on what you use, and I have heard... some very strange things.

[Ryadn]

There does seem to be a meme in advertising that if you don't have a perfectly clean vagina, including washing and the use of panty liners, that you Just Don't Feel So Fresh and that this gets in the way of your mood! To any women here: is this actually based in truth, or is it just trying to make you feel dirty so that you buy products to get rid of that awful feminine unhygeinic foulness?

Does anybody genuinely believe this implies people will be sniffing your vagina?

Not, it merely implies that if you're not completely hygienic, you will not feel completely comfortable during the interview. In the same way as people wear clean socks - you don't expect your boss to inspect your socks, do you?

I expect men, as well as women, to follow the principles of hygiene. That's not OMG SEXISM, that's the basics of living in society.

How many products are sold regularly that are specifically designed to eliminate ball odor? How many times have you seen an ad telling men they need to freshen up their dicks? About as many times as you've seen an ad that addresses female sexual dysfunction.