Write a note to yourself ten years ago.

by **Knowlandia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:34 am

I would write "Whatever you do, DO NOT buy Enron stock."

What would you write?

by **Risottia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:35 am

Ditch her.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:35 am

10 years ago... could I buy a little more time, Bob?

I guess it would have been, "Become a lesbian, STAT!"

by **Hydesland** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:36 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:I guess it would have been, "Become a lesbian, STAT!"

I approve!

by **Diliat** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:37 am

"Chill the fuck out"

by **Illithar** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:40 am

Anything I might try to tell myself ten years ago I wouldn't have paid attention to.

by **Zirconim** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:40 am

Go to Canada, find this six-year old kid named Justin Beiber. Dispose of him.

by **Tiesabre** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:41 am

"Be more friendly. Your 'I hate the fucking world' attitude isn't going to get you anywhere in high school. And stay on the football team for god sake, do you realize how many of those guys will be your buds? And whoever said you can't be the class clown and professor!? Screw'em! You do it and do it well."

by **Coccygia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:42 am

"Assassinate George W. Bush. Now."

by **Sdaeriji** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:44 am

You are not ready to go to college. Take a few years and learn what it is like to work for a living, that way you won't screw off and take 5 and a half years to graduate cause you decided that foreign language requirements didn't apply to you.

by **Wilgrove** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:44 am

Do not get a BA in History and do not try to be an Occupational Therapist.

by **Wilgrove** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:46 am

Sdaeriji wrote:You are not ready to go to college. Take a few years and learn what it is like to work for a living, that way you won't screw off and take 5 and a half years to graduate cause you decided that foreign language requirements didn't apply to you.

Ugh tell me about it, I now realize that I didn't appreciate college like I should have.

by **SUPERFISHPIE** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:49 am

I can't even remember what I was doing ten years ago :unsure:

Maybe I should say cheer up! Apparently I was really stroppy. But 'cheer up!' just sounds silly. I would just leave the boy be.

by **Call to power** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:49 am

10 years ago I was 10 going on 11, the fuck happened to my teenage years?

I would make some shit up like we are going to be enslaved by monkeys or something because I don't hold particularly dim views about how my life has turned out

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:I guess it would have been, "Become a lesbian, STAT!"

if I was a little older I too would contemplate sexing myself

by **The Black Forrest** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:49 am

Coccygia wrote:"Assassinate George W. Bush. Now."

Errrr President Cheney? Not sure that's better......

by **Coccygia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:50 am

The Black Forrest wrote:
Coccygia wrote:"Assassinate George W. Bush. Now."

Errrr President Cheney? Not sure that's better......

This would have been before the Convention. Oh, OK, assassinate Dick Cheney too. I'm flexible.

EDIT: If you're a Secret Service Agent and you're reading this, bear in mind that by "now" I mean back in 2000. For both of them. OK? :blush:

by **Rolamec** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:52 am

Do not date Melissa, she's crazy; and do not bother to get a degree in Political Science, because even though you will be only two semesters short of completing the major, you'll decide you want to become a classical archaeologist. So focus on learning Ancient Greek and Latin, and major in classics (rather than deciding to do so your Junior year, which I am doing now :/).

by **Lackadaisical2** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:57 am

I don't think I'd send myself anything. O.o

by **Kryozerkia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 11:58 am

If I could? Don't date that Romanian asshole, don't do more than 2 semesters in that network admin program, and go get a real university degree so you don't wind up with two useless college diplomas. Become a teacher instead of listening to dad's advice.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:00 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:I don't think I'd send myself anything. O.o

Oh come now. Nothing? Nada? Not even a recipe?

by **Yootwopia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:01 pm

"Don't forget to wind your watch"

by **The Black Forrest** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:02 pm

Kryozerkia wrote:If I could? Don't date that Romanian asshole, don't do more than 2 semesters in that network admin program, and go get a real university degree so you don't wind up with two useless college diplomas. Become a teacher instead of listening to dad's advice.

Oh don't tease.

What two diplomas and what advice?

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:05 pm

Yootwopia wrote:"Don't forget to wind your watch"

Oh God, what movie is that from? Think, think... ok Google, Google.... Bill and Ted. How did I not have that automatically come to me?

*hangs head in shame*

by **Kryozerkia** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:06 pm

The Black Forrest wrote:
Kryozerkia wrote:If I could? Don't date that Romanian asshole, don't do more than 2 semesters in that network admin program, and go get a real university degree so you don't wind up with two useless college diplomas. Become a teacher instead of listening to dad's advice.

Oh don't tease.

What two diplomas and what advice?

I have a Computer Networking Administration diploma and a Legal Administration: Law Clerk diploma.

I had originally wanted to go into English to become a teacher but my dad discouraged me saying that the market was saturated.

by **Goragnoros** » Wed Aug 25, 2010 12:07 pm

No punching or kicking anyone in the balls. Never let the same happen to you. Take care of penis

and don't talk to the girl across the road

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