Your Secret Compartment

[Lunatic Goofballs]

LG, I am far to slender to have any secret compartment on my person. It saddens me greatly.

That's a shame. What about a pen? Surely you could find room for a pen. A pen and a flash drive.

I'm not slender. I'm stocky and athletic. But I'd be hard pressed to find a place to keep a pie. Well, to keep a pie horizontally. As I've learned quite well, pies aren't designed to be stored on their side. So no pie compartment.

[Imsogone]

LG, I am far to slender to have any secret compartment on my person. It saddens me greatly.

That's a shame. What about a pen? Surely you could find room for a pen. A pen and a flash drive.

I'm not slender. I'm stocky and athletic. But I'd be hard pressed to find a place to keep a pie. Well, to keep a pie horizontally. As I've learned quite well, pies aren't designed to be stored on their side. So no pie compartment.

But you do have a pie compartment! Access is through the pie hole. Unfortunately pies don't keep well in that compartment and storage is only temporary.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

LG, I am far to slender to have any secret compartment on my person. It saddens me greatly.

That's a shame. What about a pen? Surely you could find room for a pen. A pen and a flash drive.

I'm not slender. I'm stocky and athletic. But I'd be hard pressed to find a place to keep a pie. Well, to keep a pie horizontally. As I've learned quite well, pies aren't designed to be stored on their side. So no pie compartment.

But you do have a pie compartment! Access is through the pie hole. Unfortunately pies don't keep well in that compartment and storage is only temporary.

That particular compartment is not exactly a secret.

[Barringtonia]

Well, given the season, I'd like a small compartment at the top of my head from which a sprung umbrella might pop out - that would be quite useful.

One thing I've always liked but probably have less use for is a small gas canister in my thumb attached to a flint and spark so that I can flip the top of my thumb and produce a lighter, I think that would be impressive at parties.

For my other thumb, a sort of Swiss Army knife might do, just the basics, a small screwdriver, knife and toothpick.

If purely for storage then, I guess I don't snack that much, I'd prefer a refrigerator for cold drinks - I just can't think where it might go given I'm reasonably thin, I can't see a can of drink fitting anywhere, possibly horizontally in the space between the ribs and hips.

[Sol-Kar]

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[Wamitoria]

i would put a tiny gun in a finger compartment, that way i can pretend to shoot people....and really shoot em

^This.

[Novus Niciae]

A secret compartment in my butt with twin linked 50cal heavy machineguns.

[JuNii]

i would put a tiny gun in a finger compartment, that way i can pretend to shoot people....and really shoot em

A finger gun?

[JuNii]

A secret compartment in my butt with twin linked 50cal heavy machineguns.

must... not... imagine... how... you... would... reload...


TOO LATE!!!

[Trollgaard]

I would have a cooler in my...side? that always had a 24 ounce can of Colt 45.

[Thurask]

Small shotgun barrels in the knuckles. Punch someone in the face, unload 4 shells into their head.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

i would put a tiny gun in a finger compartment, that way i can pretend to shoot people....and really shoot em

A finger gun?

Yay!

[Tsrill]

A pop-out gas grill might be nice.

Conveniently located near the gas exhaust?

[Sol-Kar]

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[JuNii]

Built-in wifi in my ballz. My wifi is ballin'.

... so watching porn extends the antenna which improves signal for you to watch more porn...

clever...

[Ryadn]

Because I totally wanted to be/had a crush on Friday as a kid, I'd have a secret compartment behind my belly button. And I'd store... hmm. Okay, assuming storing stuff didn't create a funky lump under my skin (somehow), I'd probably store the crap I usually carry in my purse. Lame use for a 'secret' compartment, I know, but it would be so freeing not to carry anything!

[Charlotte Ryberg]

I have a secret compartment in my house. It leads to the railway room, which is often mistaken by my visitors for a lounge.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

I would build a compartment in both my legs i could then access fake wigs and moustaches at will.
no one would recognise me then my next step would be a compartment in hmmm, i kinda need the rest of my body working properly.

I know i could hide my sammiches in a hat.

[Tyr-risuur]

I'm gonna quoteyou Goofballs so I have proof that I can have more than one not to mention magical crap apparently:

If you had a built-in secret compartment somewhere on your person, where would it be and what would you keep in it?

Mine would be heated taco compartments built into each forearm that could hold two tacos each.

I would have them on the palms of my hands and I'd keep fire in 'em though they'd (the fires that is) need to be able to survive without food to burn... and since I want to shoot fireballs I'd have to be able to project them though I'd settle for a fan like a flamethrower. Being able to shoot fire'd be friggin' sweet.

[Alevuss]

I wouldn't want just one secret compartment, but I would put an electronic You-Are-Here GPS on the back of my hand, so I would always know where I was.

[Penguton]

I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.

*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post!

in that case...

I sense a lack of RAM capacity...
Small Hard Drive
and an extra large Floppy Drive

All true, but at least he has a 10 inch... screen.

Bah! That's barely a netbook. Mine would be a minimum of 15 inches. Need to browse the webs, and all that, with my junktop.

[Intangelon]

Gas cannister that empties out noxious fumes from behind me whenever I want.

Wait....

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.

*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post!

in that case...

I sense a lack of RAM capacity...
Small Hard Drive
and an extra large Floppy Drive

Nah, I think its getting bigger bit by bit. It might even become byte size one day!

I guess I'm a fan of self deprecating humour.

[Rejistania]

I would put something in there that could run a facial recognition system and transmit the name to a small speaker in my ear.
Perhaps a small compartnent under the skin somewhere on the face. These one task computers are very tiny, right?

Same here!

[The Imperial Navy]

Deployable pistol from my hip. EAT LEAD CHAVS!