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Lunatic Goofballs
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:15 pm

Norstal wrote:My secret compartment would have Tacos too I guess. And the ability to make hamburgers too. It'll go well in the side.

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Kindle has that actually. Though it's too big for your pocket.

Der Teutoniker wrote:To actually answer the question, I would probably want something like a Glove of Storing (see D&D). In it I would likely keep my small bearded axe.

I hate not being armed.

Bag of Holding!


A pop-out gas grill might be nice.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:16 pm

Itailian Maifias wrote:
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Itailian Maifias wrote:Bottom of my boot for a knife or money. Snap, already have it


Your boot is part of your body?

Weird.

OP said on your person. That can mean clothes, shoes, jacket etc.


In that case, I have already carried, or still carry, multiple handguns and/or bladed weapons. ;)
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Postby Station 12 » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:16 pm

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Postby Iksandria » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:16 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
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Big Jim P wrote:I agree, with the exception of preferring a pair of Para-Ordnance P10-45s, one concealed in each forearm.


Psh, guns are so not Wyking.

If I got to choose something for each hand, though, I'd either pick a good solid Scramasax, or my Wyking sword... Tough choice.


Well, a pair of short swords would be my second choice.

Dayum, you planning on whooping some ass!

I'd have a little microwave in my skull or something. So i could heat snacks up on the go.
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:17 pm

Itailian Maifias wrote:OP said on your person. That can mean clothes, shoes, jacket etc.


Ok... but doesn't also include pockets?

I just figured I'd use a little bit of creativity, but that's not for everyone, it's cool.
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Postby JuNii » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:18 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.


*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post! :(

in that case...

I sense a lack of RAM capacity...
Small Hard Drive
and an extra large Floppy Drive
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:18 pm

Iksandria wrote:I'd have a little microwave in my skull or something.


Convenient maybe.

Possibly horribly dangerous. Best of luck! ;)
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:19 pm

Big Jim P wrote:Well, a pair of short swords would be my second choice.


Alright then, we're good! :p
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Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:21 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:A pop-out gas grill might be nice.


No, your arm-vagina is a better idea.
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Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.
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Postby JuNii » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:21 pm

secret compartment on your body...

a pouch... like a Kangaroo... located about the same place actually...

*looks at stomach*

looks like I can have a bag of Hefty capacity stored there. :p

Mini PC stored in my forearms with Wifi capacity and Dictation capabilities.
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:22 pm

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:Well, a pair of short swords would be my second choice.


Alright then, we're good! :p


Come to think of it, handguns in the forearms and swords in the thighs. :twisted:
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:26 pm

Big Jim P wrote:Come to think of it, handguns in the forearms and swords in the thighs. :twisted:


Just let me itch my thigh and arm for a moment....
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Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.
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Postby Strykla » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:27 pm

An armory and Minuteman-III(LGM-30G) silo with launch command in a secret underground bunker similar to NORAD built right under my house. The armory would have enough weapons to give to a company, roughly 200 men of varying weapons types. I would have 15 Minuteman missiles, able to launch-and-reload in 5 minutes. Also what would be included are defenses similar to Fort Knox or NORAD.
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Postby Wilgrove » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:27 pm

I'd want a secret compartment in my forearms for throwing knives. :D
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:30 pm

Wilgrove wrote:I'd want a secret compartment in my forearms for throwing knives. :D


Good, Jim and I aren't the only ones on a martial train of thought! :)

Why am I not surprised that it would be Wil' though? ;)
South Lorenya wrote:occasionally we get someone who has a rap sheet longer than Jormungandr

Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:34 pm

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:I'd want a secret compartment in my forearms for throwing knives. :D


Good, Jim and I aren't the only ones on a martial train of thought! :)

Why am I not surprised that it would be Wil' though? ;)


It's not too surprising to me either.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:41 pm

JuNii wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.


*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post! :(

in that case...

I sense a lack of RAM capacity...
Small Hard Drive
and an extra large Floppy Drive

:rofl: I needed a laugh.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:55 pm

JuNii wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.


*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post! :(

in that case...

I sense a lack of RAM capacity...
Small Hard Drive
and an extra large Floppy Drive


All true, but at least he has a 10 inch... screen. ;)
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Postby Intangelon » Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:56 pm

An emergency double-shot of Rangpur gin would be lovely. Sweet, limey goodness.
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Postby Central Slavia » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:43 pm

I want to have a multitool somewhere in the structures of my right hand. One with a decent knife,
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Postby United Marktoria » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:52 pm

LG, I am far to slender to have any secret compartment on my person. It saddens me greatly. :(
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Postby Techno-Soviet » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:55 pm

holsters built into my shins, like robocop or w/e, where he keeps his gun. I'd have that, so I could fit two largeish pistols (like 1911 sized) in my legs.

It'd be the ultimate conceal and carry.
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Postby Olthar » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:59 pm

I'd put anti-gravity boosters in my feet allowing me to be able to fly! :D
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Postby Caninope » Tue Aug 03, 2010 7:59 pm

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Postby Wilgrove » Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:23 pm

Big Jim P wrote:
Der Teutoniker wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:I'd want a secret compartment in my forearms for throwing knives. :D


Good, Jim and I aren't the only ones on a martial train of thought! :)

Why am I not surprised that it would be Wil' though? ;)


It's not too surprising to me either.


Hey, what can I say I never leave my arms too far from reach. ;)
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