Your Secret Compartment

[Lunatic Goofballs]

If you had a built-in secret compartment somewhere on your person, where would it be and what would you keep in it?

Mine would be heated taco compartments built into each forearm that could hold two tacos each.

[North Wiedna]

I want a compartment under each foot that holds down feathers so I can walk on pillows.

[Cosmopoles]

Secret wikipedia access for pub quiz shenanigans *twirls imaginary moustache*

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.

*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

[Veblenia]

I would keep a flask in mine. Possibly hooked up to an IV drip.

[Militsia]

I would put something in there that could run a facial recognition system and transmit the name to a small speaker in my ear.
Perhaps a small compartnent under the skin somewhere on the face. These one task computers are very tiny, right?

[Bei Song]

I would put a nickel in a secret compartment in my ear, so I could actually pull a nickel out of my ear.

[Der Teutoniker]

If you had a built-in secret compartment somewhere on your person, where would it be and what would you keep in it?

Mine would be heated taco compartments built into each forearm that could hold two tacos each.

You want a secret heated taco compartment?

I think my wife has one of those... good taco.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.

*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post!

[The Southern Dictators]

I would put a nickel in a secret compartment in my ear, so I could actually pull a nickel out of my ear.

Probably this and a compartment on my ribs and waist so that I may put Reeses Peanut-Butter Cups =D

[Der Teutoniker]

To actually answer the question, I would probably want something like a Glove of Storing (see D&D). In it I would likely keep my small bearded axe.

I hate not being armed.

[Norstal]

My secret compartment would have Tacos too I guess. And the ability to make hamburgers too. It'll go well in the side.

Secret wikipedia access for pub quiz shenanigans *twirls imaginary moustache*

Kindle has that actually. Though it's too big for your pocket.

To actually answer the question, I would probably want something like a Glove of Storing (see D&D). In it I would likely keep my small bearded axe.

I hate not being armed.

Bag of Holding!

[Big Jim P]

To actually answer the question, I would probably want something like a Glove of Storing (see D&D). In it I would likely keep my small bearded axe.

I hate not being armed.

I agree, with the exception of preferring a pair of Para-Ordnance P10-45s, one concealed in each forearm.

[Der Teutoniker]

Bag of Holding!

This was my first thought, actually. Then I had to think about where, and what I'd actually want to have instant, anywhere-access to. So I modified it slightly to match what it turned out to be.

Still using extra-dimensional spaces, so we're all good!

[Chrobalta]

I can't tell you about anything that may or may not exist because then it would not be a secret.

[Station 12]

A tiny hole in my hand that I can use as a hoover/vacuum. It's also bigger on the inside.

So then I can carry my house.

Or throw my school into a lake.

[Itailian Maifias]

Bottom of my boot for a knife or money. Snap, already have it

[Der Teutoniker]

I agree, with the exception of preferring a pair of Para-Ordnance P10-45s, one concealed in each forearm.

Psh, guns are so not Wyking.

If I got to choose something for each hand, though, I'd either pick a good solid Scramasax, or my Wyking sword... Tough choice.

[Der Teutoniker]

Bottom of my boot for a knife or money. Snap, already have it

Your boot is part of your body?

Weird.

[Big Jim P]

I agree, with the exception of preferring a pair of Para-Ordnance P10-45s, one concealed in each forearm.

Psh, guns are so not Wyking.

If I got to choose something for each hand, though, I'd either pick a good solid Scramasax, or my Wyking sword... Tough choice.

Well, a pair of short swords would be my second choice.

[Hassett]

I'd put a television on my stomach. I might need to put an antenna on my head too...

[Grave_n_idle]

I'd put a television on my stomach. I might need to put an antenna on my head too...

Thank you, Tinky Winky. Don't call us, we'll call you.

[Itailian Maifias]

Bottom of my boot for a knife or money. Snap, already have it

Your boot is part of your body?

Weird.

OP said on your person. That can mean clothes, shoes, jacket etc.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I would have a laptop compartment. I'd put it in my crotch for teh lulz.

*refrains from making tiny laptop jokes*

Why? That was the point of the post!

Oh. Oops.