Well, sort of. Homosexuality in general is the ultimate threat to America. We are a superpower founded upon Judeo-Christian family values of a manly man who works and a feminine, docile woman who stays at home to care for the 2.5 children out in a suburban gated community with a $300,000 house that looks like all the others and a brand-new Hummer that gets 5 miles to a gallon. It's right there in the Constitution! The Founders put it there, and now they are rolling in their graves every time a gay pride parade commences. Homosexuality threatens our Judeo-Christian values, because it totally undermines and overturns our rigid (and righteous!) gender roles. You simply cannot have two men work outside the home. Who's going to care for the children? Public schools? I think not! But that's a rant for another
If homosexuality is a threat to America, everything supporting it is also a threat. Take terrorism, for instance. I think we can all agree that terrorism is a threat to America. Look at all the websites out there that say "America deserved it." They support terrorism, they support violence, they support the downfall of America. Homosexuality is the same way, only not quite as deadly or violent. Or explodey. If it promotes homosexuality, it promotes DESTROYING AMERICA. Therefore, The Twilight Saga (among others) is the ultimate threat to America.
What in the world do you mean? you ask me. Well, nation, I'm here to tell you. Sure, Twilight is, at first glance, a fantasy romance novel about an average girl who winds up in a love triangle between a vampire and a werewolf. At second glance, it's a horribly written novel about a Mary Sue who falls in love with a boring, abusive stalker WHO SPARKLES and a reasonably nice werewolf/shapeshifter whose character gets completely derailed just so she can get her sparklepeen. At third glance, it's even more screwed up than that.
I read Twilight to see just how appropriate it was for a children, who it's obviously marketed for. I know a very special 8-year-old who revealed an interest in Twilight. If an 8-year-old can enjoy it, so can I, right? Fun for the whole family!
What I saw was absolutely disgusting. Getting past the horrendous purple prose and domestic abuse, I found what everyone who has ever been in a high school literature class dreads: SYMBOLISM. Yes, Twilight is rife with symbolism, a code left by the nefarious, evil Stephenie Meyer to be cracked by the Dear Reader. (By Dear Reader I mean the children reading the book, not necessarily Kim Jong-Il.) All of this symbolism is to hide the homosexuality that lures our children in. The Twilight Saga is a metaphor for a young girl's saga into depraved lesbianism, preying on more innocent young girls. Yes. It is. Don't deny it.
Phoenix represents the childhood of the Suetagonist, Bella Swan. It's warm, clear, and sunny. It also represents heterosexuality, because all of us heterosexuals are happy in knowing that we are pleasing God and that there is absolutely nothing in our way to ascending to Heaven. Forks, however, represents the adolescence of Bella Sue. It's bleak, it's dreary, nothing is right and it's foggy. Perfect symbol for adolescence! So Bella Sue, being 17, has to go to high school. What does this high school represent? It represents the media and its corrupting influences. Like Twilight itself! Very meta, Meyer, very meta. The high school is, of course, where Bella Sue meets her soulmate, the evil, twisted Edward Cullen. She meets the other evil, twisted Cullens there too.
So why am I saying the other Cullens- Rosalie, Jasper, Emmett, and Alice- are twisted and evil? Is it because they know about Deadward's twisted desire to corrupt innocent Bella Sue, and support it? Well, possibly. But here's the REAL reason- they are a secret coven of homosexuals. The Cullens- as well as the other vampires- represent the secret homosexuals. They're the kind of homosexuals who blend in with normal humans, who never suspect anything until it is too late. They cannot go out into sunlight (which represents truth and honesty, by the way, which Forks lacks) because then they SPARKLE. Yes, they SPARKLE. They do not sparkle, they SPARKLE. Sparkles represents the flamboyant homosexuality the Cullens practice in private... alone... with nobody to spot them and promptly cure them of their wicked ways.
Bella Sue pursues Deadward, who rejects her because he is aware of his sins, and fears he may harm Bella. Because of his moral nature, he refuses to corrupt Bella and lead her to his coven of closeted, "respectable" (remember, Carlisle is the attractive young doctor, he's well-known in Forks) homovamps. If they're found out, they will be forced to flee into the unknown. Against Deadward's better nature, though, Bella Sue is reeled in, and they fall in love.
The Cullens, perhaps, aren't so evil after all. They do genuinely care for Bella's physical safety- but they still show shockingly little interest in her spirtual welfare. The evil vampires who come to eat Bella are pedophiles. They actively seek innocent people to destroy. But of course, the Cullens save the day. And Bella Sue and Deadward can stay together forever. Right?
There you have it. Twilight is evil. It may not look like it, but it is secretly luring your daughters into homosexuality. Beware, nation. Beware.
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