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How will this affect national economies, and do you approve?

Sheer genius, go for it
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57%
We need those lost tax dollars
2
4%
Sounds farfetched to me
1
2%
Where do I put the cow?
5
10%
I'll keep my beer in the old gas tank, and turn it into fuel
1
2%
If you are pulled over for DUI you might not have enough left for a sample
1
2%
Exactly how do you fill the tank in privacy?
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8%
We could hire winos to line up at the service stations in front of the old pumps
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8%
This can't be serious
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8%
 
Total votes : 51

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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:52 am

Power Pee.

I wonder if certain diets produce more urea than others. Maybe there would be good environmental reasons for eating meat. :p
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Postby Greed and Death » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:53 am

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Power Pee.

I wonder if certain diets produce more urea than others. Maybe there would be good environmental reasons for eating meat. :p

the alcohol diet.
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:59 am

I think it's genius. Do go for it! I mean, it's waste after all, we might as well put it to some good use.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:05 am

If this turns out to be bogus, ur in a lot of trouble. ;)
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Postby Sorgan » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:06 am

greed and death wrote:Does this mean if i get pulled over for drunk driving i can plead environmentalism as a defense.

They way to not get pulled over is... DON'T DO IT! Putting lives at risk.

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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Trefoilland » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:10 am

Bluth Corporation wrote:
Epicnopolis wrote:HOLY SHIT

No, it's the other one.


HOLY PEAS! I mean: PEES! Or just: PEE!

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Postby Greed and Death » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:11 am

Sorgan wrote:
greed and death wrote:Does this mean if i get pulled over for drunk driving i can plead environmentalism as a defense.

They way to not get pulled over is... DON'T DO IT! Putting lives at risk.

I have been accused of it a few times.
It has never been proven.
Besides just because i have had a few drinks doesn't mean I am impaired.

On top of that I am just having a few drinks before I drive in the name of the environment.
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:12 am

Trefoilland wrote:
Bluth Corporation wrote:
Epicnopolis wrote:HOLY SHIT

No, it's the other one.


HOLY PEAS! I mean: PEES! Or just: PEE!


"Excuse me sir, sir, can you unzip, whip up your hose and pee in this container? I need to refuel my car."

I tell you, it could just work brilliantly!
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Ifreann » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:13 am

Brogavia wrote:Does this mean that some day, I could get paid to piss?

Eh....no. Why would someone pay you when they can do it themselves?

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Postby Nukeobis » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:24 am

In later news, poo is a good food source.

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Postby Greed and Death » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:28 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Trefoilland wrote:
Bluth Corporation wrote:
HOLY PEAS! I mean: PEES! Or just: PEE!


"Excuse me sir, sir, can you unzip, whip up your hose and pee in this container? I need to refuel my car."

I tell you, it could just work brilliantly!

I see you want to be the fill up girl.
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:30 am

greed and death wrote:I see you want to be the fill up girl.


Em, no. He whips it out, he manages his own hose.

But going back to the topic, as I said, pee is waste, if it's going to serve to alleviate a problem, I say go for it.
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Postby Greed and Death » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:34 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
greed and death wrote:I see you want to be the fill up girl.


Em, no. He whips it out, he manages his own hose.

But going back to the topic, as I said, pee is waste, if it's going to serve to alleviate a problem, I say go for it.

I was about to say I don't think you would be getting pee.
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:35 am

greed and death wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
greed and death wrote:I see you want to be the fill up girl.


Em, no. He whips it out, he manages his own hose.

But going back to the topic, as I said, pee is waste, if it's going to serve to alleviate a problem, I say go for it.

I was about to say I don't think you would be getting pee.


Frick! Greed and Death, don't start with that. Please. >:(

Think pee, damn it!
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Greed and Death » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:41 am

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
greed and death wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Em, no. He whips it out, he manages his own hose.

But going back to the topic, as I said, pee is waste, if it's going to serve to alleviate a problem, I say go for it.

I was about to say I don't think you would be getting pee.


Frick! Greed and Death, don't start with that. Please. >:(

Think pee, damn it!

why limit our selves to pee imagine what other bodily secretions can produce energy.
It is your duty to the environment.
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Ifreann » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:43 am

greed and death wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
greed and death wrote:I was about to say I don't think you would be getting pee.


Frick! Greed and Death, don't start with that. Please. >:(

Think pee, damn it!

why limit our selves to pee imagine what other bodily secretions can produce energy.
It is your duty to the environment.

*jizzes in people's cars*

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Postby Bears Armed » Thu Jul 09, 2009 5:52 am

greed and death wrote:why limit our selves to pee imagine what other bodily secretions can produce energy.
It is your duty to the environment.


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Postby Khadgar » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:29 am

Tubbsalot wrote:Come to think of it, what happens to the nitrogen? Does it just form N2 or what? Oh well, I suppose that's not environmentally significant, considering what it's replacing.

Nitrogen makes up what 80% of our atmosphere anyway?

I have to say the technology is quite inventive. I think it could work. We just need to give pees a chance.
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Re: The new power source: pee

Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu Jul 09, 2009 6:35 am

Ifreann wrote:*jizzes in people's cars*


:p
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Thu Jul 09, 2009 7:30 am

I'm suprised that most people didn't vote for the wino idea.

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Postby H N Fiddlebottoms VIII » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:00 am

Cow pee as a power source? Hm ...
I believe Gandhi said it best:
The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection ... so that we may harvest their pee. Their delicious, delicious pee. Milk isn't bad either, but mix it with at least 50% pee or you're just being disrespectful to Mother Cow.
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Postby EvilDarkMagicians » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:12 am

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:Cow pee as a power source? Hm ...
I believe Gandhi said it best:
The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection ... so that we may harvest their pee. Their delicious, delicious pee. Milk isn't bad either, but mix it with at least 50% pee or you're just being disrespectful to Mother Cow.


He seirously said that Please Please Please..tell me this is a joke.

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Postby Voltairian Prospects » Thu Jul 09, 2009 8:45 am

I can see it now... power source industries run out of business do to surplus of kidney stones!!! :rofl: :roll:
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Postby Saint Clair Island » Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:57 am

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:Cow pee as a power source? Hm ...
I believe Gandhi said it best:
The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection ... so that we may harvest their pee. Their delicious, delicious pee. Milk isn't bad either, but mix it with at least 50% pee or you're just being disrespectful to Mother Cow.

That wasn't Gandhi, that was Benjamin Franklin. Get your facts straight,
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Postby H N Fiddlebottoms VIII » Thu Jul 09, 2009 11:45 am

Saint Clair Island wrote:
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII wrote:Cow pee as a power source? Hm ...
I believe Gandhi said it best:
The central fact of Hinduism is cow protection ... so that we may harvest their pee. Their delicious, delicious pee. Milk isn't bad either, but mix it with at least 50% pee or you're just being disrespectful to Mother Cow.

That wasn't Gandhi, that was Benjamin Franklin. Get your facts straight,

No, Benjamin Franklin said, "A small leak can sink a great ship, unless it is taken in my mouth."
Don't feel too bad about it, many people get the two statements confused.
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