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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:21 pm

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/31802565/ns ... eird_news/

This'll probably be my last of several NSG posts for the day, and I decided to end on some lighter news, and I just thought this was funny as hell.

STRATFORD, Conn. - Police say a Connecticut man has been arrested because he showed up at a dental office naked.

Police say 41-year-old Christopher Hoff, of Stratford, also was five days late for his appointment.

Authorities say Hoff entered Optimus Dental's office Monday with nothing on. A startled female receptionist screamed, and he ran away.

Officers went to his home, and Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day. Police took Hoff to the dental office, where the receptionist identified him.

Hoff was charged with disorderly conduct, public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.

He did not immediately return a telephone message left Wednesday at his home. It's unclear if he has an attorney.


Just a random thing to lighten your day...or scar you for life. :lol2:
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Postby Secruss » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:22 pm

Will a boner react if pumped full of novacaine?
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Postby United Dependencies » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:23 pm

They might want to check him for drugs too.
Or
Maybe he drank some kind of drink that put him asleep for five days and he didn't realize it.
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Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:24 pm

Secruss wrote:Will a boner react if pumped full of novacaine?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:27 pm

Secruss wrote:Will a boner react if pumped full of novacaine?


God...we have to try this on someone, because that is the greatest post anyone has ever posted on these entire forums.

:rofl: :lol2: :rofl: :lol2: :lol:
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Postby Epicnopolis » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:27 pm

Secruss wrote:Will a boner react if pumped full of novacaine?


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Epicnopolis » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:29 pm

United Dependencies wrote:They might want to check him for drugs too.
Or
Maybe he drank some kind of drink that put him asleep for five days and he didn't realize it.


........What type of drink would do that?
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Postby Greater Americania » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:30 pm

Wow that's pretty jacked up.
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Postby United Dependencies » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:31 pm

Epicnopolis wrote:
United Dependencies wrote:They might want to check him for drugs too.
Or
Maybe he drank some kind of drink that put him asleep for five days and he didn't realize it.


........What type of drink would do that?


That ale that whatshisname Rip van Winkle drank that put him to sleep for twenty some years. possibly watered down.
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Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby North Wiedna » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:31 pm

:eyebrow:
This thread fails.


However, the guy should be checked for joints.
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Postby Secruss » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:32 pm

North Wiedna wrote::eyebrow:
This thread fails.


However, the guy should be checked for joints.

He has many in his body. The receptionist saw all of them.
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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:33 pm

North Wiedna wrote::eyebrow:
This thread fails.


Awwh, come on, I could have done a rant on political corruption, again, but instead I decided to end on a unique note. This was the first of MSNBC's Odd Stories that really caught me, I thought--why not.

Sorry if it fails, I'm not making you read it.
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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:34 pm

Secruss wrote:
North Wiedna wrote::eyebrow:
This thread fails.


However, the guy should be checked for joints.

He has many in his body. The receptionist saw all of them.


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: You're on a role man, two in a row in the same thread, another one and you win a prize. :lol:
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:35 pm

North Wiedna wrote::eyebrow:
This thread fails.


However, the guy should be checked for joints.


You my friend, have no sense of humor, while Secruss, has an excellent sense of humor. Joints. :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Secruss » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:39 pm

Image
Open wide.
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Postby JuNii » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:42 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
North Wiedna wrote::eyebrow:
This thread fails.


Awwh, come on, I could have done a rant on political corruption, again, but instead I decided to end on a unique note. This was the first of MSNBC's Odd Stories that really caught me, I thought--why not.

Sorry if it fails, I'm not making you read it.

no, the thread fails because it should've been the Receptionist and Dental Nurses who should've been naked.

man, if we had that here... I'd never skip out on a dental appointment! :p
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT
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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:43 pm

Secruss wrote:Image
Open wide.


Okay, you're officially the greatest person in the world, your prize is this thing:

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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:44 pm

JuNii wrote:
Rhodmhire wrote:
North Wiedna wrote::eyebrow:
This thread fails.


Awwh, come on, I could have done a rant on political corruption, again, but instead I decided to end on a unique note. This was the first of MSNBC's Odd Stories that really caught me, I thought--why not.

Sorry if it fails, I'm not making you read it.

no, the thread fails because it should've been the Receptionist and Dental Nurses who should've been naked.

man, if we had that here... I'd never skip out on a dental appointment! :p


Ha, :lol:
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:44 pm

The guy just wanted a check-up and a cleaning. :p
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Postby JuNii » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:45 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The guy just wanted a check-up and a cleaning. :p

...

just because you can stand that scrubbing tool on your tool LG... doesn't mean the rest of us have balls of Steel! :blink:
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT
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Postby United Dependencies » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:46 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The guy just wanted a check-up and a cleaning. :p

:rofl:
Yes but the police did the cavity searching.
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Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.

Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby Rhodmhire » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:47 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The guy just wanted a check-up and a cleaning. :p


You and Secruss have to have a humor duel.
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Postby JuNii » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:47 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
Hoff told them he had been sleeping all day

I bet he had that dream... you know... the one where he goes outside and forgets to put on pants...
on the other hand... I have another set of fingers.

Unscramble these words...1) PNEIS. 2)HTIELR 3) NGGERI 4) BUTTSXE
1) SPINE. 2) LITHER 3)GINGER 4)SUBTEXT
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Postby United Dependencies » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:49 pm

Rhodmhire wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The guy just wanted a check-up and a cleaning. :p


You and Secruss have to have a humor duel.


Are you kidding do you know what kind of handicaps we would have to give LG to make that fair? Well do you? because I sure don't.
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Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:50 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The guy just wanted a check-up and a cleaning. :p


JuNii wrote:...

just because you can stand that scrubbing tool on your tool LG... doesn't mean the rest of us have balls of Steel! :blink:


Weaklings. :p

United Dependencies wrote: :rofl:
Yes but the police did the cavity searching.

Cool. Dentists usually charge extra for that. :)

:shock:
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