Death By Chocolate

[Farnhamia]

I hope I laugh at my death.

I hope everyone laughs at my death.

Yeah. No crying at my funeral, please.

[Phenia]

Not me. I want everyone weeping when I die. I want them drowning in depression. I want hundreds of followers to commit ritualistic suicide at my funeral.

[Saint Clair Island]

I want to plant clues that I've discovered the secret of immortality, and am living on in some land far away, plotting the destruction of the universe...

[Pope Joan]

That kind of makes this old song sketch a little less funny

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDonSwXPUZU

[Tmutarakhan]

...he got nipped by the machinery in a carpet factory and went through in less than a quarter of a minute...

Which reminds me of the upholsterer who fell into the machinery: he was fully recovered.

[Saige Dragon]

Relevant?

[Farnhamia]

Relevant?

Frightening.

[Garimidia]

Hey, at least we haven't started with awful puns, like "Well, his last moments must have been sweet" or "His last thought was probably 'Oh, fudge'" or "You'd think the factory would be keeping this under wrappers".

Ok, nobody else started with awful puns.