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New sports for the Olympics?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:11 am
by Risottia
Personally, I'd like to see some more sports at the Olympics.
My list would include:
cricket
pétanque/bocce (hey, they have curling at the Winter Games, right?)
horseback archery (you have equitation? you have archery? combine them for more win!)
crossbow marksmanship (after all it's halfway between archery and sharpshooting...)
rugby (I know, they would bitch between rugby league and rugby union... damn)
kendo (I find it way cooler than Olympic fencing)
fell running (aka mountain running... basically endurance running through mountains, that's pure badassery!)
cross-country (or trail) ultramarathon (the IAAF has already the 100 km race, badassery all the way)

So, what would you add?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:11 am
by Chrobalta
Poll Dancing.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:13 am
by North Wiedna
Risottia wrote:cricket

WTF NOOO! We can't have any teadrinker sports in the Olympics!
Risottia wrote:bocce

I love you.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:13 am
by North Wiedna
Chrobalta wrote:Poll Dancing.

oh yea, look at those politicians work those polls.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:15 am
by Mad hatters in jeans
Risottia wrote:Personally, I'd like to see some more sports at the Olympics.
My list would include:
cricket
pétanque/bocce (hey, they have curling at the Winter Games, right?)
horseback archery (you have equitation? you have archery? combine them for more win!)
crossbow marksmanship (after all it's halfway between archery and sharpshooting...)
rugby (I know, they would bitch between rugby league and rugby union... damn)
kendo (I find it way cooler than Olympic fencing)
fell running (aka mountain running... basically endurance running through mountains, that's pure badassery!)
cross-country (or trail) ultramarathon (the IAAF has already the 100 km race, badassery all the way)

So, what would you add?

cricket already shows in UK, and i don't think it would be particularly interesting.

Horseback archery yes that would be cool.
crossbow marksmanship, hmm i suppose that would be okay.
rugby no already have competitions for that.
kendo, eh i think they have their own organised events but i suppose it wouldn't hurt.
fell running, maybe that could be interesting i suppose.
cross country, meh already have them in competitions i think.

I would add the usual sports but enforce the rule that a new rule must be made every single match, just for fun, in event of people not liking a rule they get to make a new one. btw only the players can decide the rule.
that way every game is unique.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:16 am
by Birnadia
Extreme-Welly-Washing-While-Riding-A-Skateboard-Attachted-To-An-Aeroplane, what do you think!?
North Wiedna wrote:
Chrobalta wrote:Poll Dancing.

oh yea, look at those politicians work those polls.

sigged

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:17 am
by Waldo followers
traffic dancing
(dancing in the middle of a highway)
chariot races
fights to the death

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:19 am
by Mad hatters in jeans
Waldo followers wrote:traffic dancing
(dancing in the middle of a highway)
chariot races
fights to the death

why not combine all of those qualities into one.

The chariot dance of death in the middle of a highway.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:21 am
by Birnadia
North Wiedna wrote:
Risottia wrote:cricket

WTF NOOO! We can't have any teadrinker sports in the Olympics!

Anything's better than American "Foot"ball. ;)

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:21 am
by Zephie
Birnadia wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:
Risottia wrote:cricket

WTF NOOO! We can't have any teadrinker sports in the Olympics!

Anything's better than American "Foot"ball. ;)

what's wrong with football?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:23 am
by Aegair
Zephie wrote:
Birnadia wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:
Risottia wrote:cricket

WTF NOOO! We can't have any teadrinker sports in the Olympics!

Anything's better than American "Foot"ball. ;)

what's wrong with football?


Most likely they are referring to it not actually being 'football'. American football doesn't solely use feet to move the ball does it? Neither does football/soccer, but the majority of movement is with the feet in them.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:25 am
by Birnadia
Aegair wrote:
Zephie wrote:
Birnadia wrote:Anything's better than American "Foot"ball. ;)

what's wrong with football?

Most likely they are referring to it not actually being 'football'. American football doesn't solely use feet to move the ball does it? Neither does football/soccer, but the majority of movement is with the feet in them.

^this

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:26 am
by Rambhutan
Eskrima
Flat-pack furniture assembly
Spitting

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:26 am
by Wamitoria
Pissing contest.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:26 am
by Georgism
Rugby League, Rugby Union, Tank Wrestling...

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:29 am
by Birnadia
Also NSG should be a sport. Competitors are ranked according to overall wittiness, how often they turn other's argument into mincemeat, grammar, reporting trolls and taking the mick out of Kalasprata. ;)

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:29 am
by Zephie
Aegair wrote:
Zephie wrote:
Birnadia wrote:
North Wiedna wrote:
Risottia wrote:cricket

WTF NOOO! We can't have any teadrinker sports in the Olympics!

Anything's better than American "Foot"ball. ;)

what's wrong with football?


Most likely they are referring to it not actually being 'football'. American football doesn't solely use feet to move the ball does it? Neither does football/soccer, but the majority of movement is with the feet in them.

It's still more fun to watch than a bunch of sweaty men running around a huge field for 2 hours without anyone scoring.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:31 am
by Birnadia
Zephie wrote:It's still more fun to watch than a bunch of sweaty men running around a huge field for 2 hours without anyone scoring.

When did I mention *sigh* soccer?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:31 am
by La Habana
The 'Push a Granny Down Stairs' Event; points are awarded for injuries sustained by the granny, bonus points given if she is dead before she reaches the bottom.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:31 am
by North Wiedna
A contest to see who can punch Kenny G harder.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:33 am
by Avenio
Women's ski jumping is at the forefront of my list.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:36 am
by Unibot
Ultimate Frisbee.

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:36 am
by Bajireyn
paintball

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:37 am
by Mad hatters in jeans
La Habana wrote:The 'Push a Granny Down Stairs' Event; points are awarded for injuries sustained by the granny, bonus points given if she is dead before she reaches the bottom.

And Why Would That Be Interesting As Opposed To Something Like Boxing?

PostPosted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 11:37 am
by Mad hatters in jeans
Bajireyn wrote:paintball

eh fun to play but boring to watch i find.