Yell and scream and rant and rave / It's no use, you need a

[NERVUN]

If only you had gone to Russia to teach English, you could have grown a beard to fit in.

See, this is why it's not fair. I get in heavy whiskers and even with shaving, I have a 5 o'clock by 11 am, but if I just try to let the damn thing grow out, it doesn't. It just gets to a point where I look like a bum in need of a shave and then stops.

Not to mention the whole issue with wife and her unreasoning dislike of beards.

My woman always demands I shave. seems to be a Korean thing against beards.

I think Japanese women share it.

[Greed and Death]

I haven't tried more blades, mostly because the razors keep getting more expensive, and Mach 3 is the one that got sent to me on my birthday...might be worth a shot though...

I've started using fusion too, I'm still not happy with shaving.

I don't see myself being happy with shaving, but if I'm slightly less miserable, that would be nice.

The Ad is for Laser hair removal.

[Grave_n_idle]

I haven't tried more blades, mostly because the razors keep getting more expensive, and Mach 3 is the one that got sent to me on my birthday...might be worth a shot though...

I've started using fusion too, I'm still not happy with shaving.

I don't see myself being happy with shaving, but if I'm slightly less miserable, that would be nice.

I'm not happy with shaving. So I don't.

[NERVUN]

I haven't tried more blades, mostly because the razors keep getting more expensive, and Mach 3 is the one that got sent to me on my birthday...might be worth a shot though...

I've started using fusion too, I'm still not happy with shaving.

I don't see myself being happy with shaving, but if I'm slightly less miserable, that would be nice.

I'll be happy when the rainy season stops and I can go back to my electric, it might not be as good of a shave, but there's less burn and it takes less time so I'm miserable less.

[Megaloria]

I shave my beard about every three weeks, trimming my moustache, below my lower lip, and the neck as necessary. I'll probably keep clean-shaven when I have work again.

[NERVUN]

The Ad is for Laser hair removal.

I'm still getting the slightly pronographic add for the Envoy game.

[Greed and Death]

See, this is why it's not fair. I get in heavy whiskers and even with shaving, I have a 5 o'clock by 11 am, but if I just try to let the damn thing grow out, it doesn't. It just gets to a point where I look like a bum in need of a shave and then stops.

Not to mention the whole issue with wife and her unreasoning dislike of beards.

My woman always demands I shave. seems to be a Korean thing against beards.

I think Japanese women share it.

It is funny you look at all the old paintings and statues and the men in Korea have beards.
You ask why and the response you get is they did it because they believed their body belonged to their parents(a Confucian thing) so they can't so they can't remove any of their hair.
Wait a little bit and ask why all Korean men shave today(except a few grandpas) and they will say it is because our bodies belong to our parents.
Sometimes Korean logic confuses me then I remember to drink more makoli(alcoholic) and it all makes sense.

[NERVUN]

I don't see myself being happy with shaving, but if I'm slightly less miserable, that would be nice.

I'm not happy with shaving. So I don't.

If I could A. actually grow a beard, B. Get my wife to go along with the idea, and C. Not be mistaken for a bear if I DO and cause a panic, I would gladly stop shaving.

[Greed and Death]

I don't see myself being happy with shaving, but if I'm slightly less miserable, that would be nice.

I'm not happy with shaving. So I don't.

If I could A. actually grow a beard, B. Get my wife to go along with the idea, and C. Not be mistaken for a bear if I DO and cause a panic, I would gladly stop shaving.

I heard in the JET program if you grow a beard they send you back.

[Romandeos]

I usually shave at least once, sometimes twice a week, keeping a goatee sometimes, or at least a mustache, though I'm probably going to shave it all soon. I would say that between using a safety with shaving cream and using an electric, I would opt for the safety. Personal preference.

By the way, what exactly rains down from the skies in Japan?

[Barringtonia]

Razor blades are a goddamn con, part of the issue is that I can never remember what razor I have, they change all the time and they might have 3 blades, they might have 4, they might be called Ventro, or Quantro or Schizmo, I have no idea,

So generally I buy the special offer multipack each time, which comes with a razor, some blades and generally some shaving cream, which can sometimes turn out to the cheaper than the blade replacements, which must use NASA technology given the price.

For all that, I shave in the shower, saves time, about once every 5-6 days, I allow until I itch,

[North Wiedna]

I don't shave. I like what facial hair I have.

[NERVUN]

I heard in the JET program if you grow a beard they send you back.

Maybe at one point in time, but now? Not really. I know a number of JETs with beards.

Not that what JET thinks would be an issue, I'm two years out of JET.

[Grave_n_idle]

I don't see myself being happy with shaving, but if I'm slightly less miserable, that would be nice.

I'm not happy with shaving. So I don't.

If I could A. actually grow a beard, B. Get my wife to go along with the idea, and C. Not be mistaken for a bear if I DO and cause a panic, I would gladly stop shaving.

A is unfixable, I suspect. That's the real kicker.

B might be curable. Presented as a fait accompli, it might turn out not to be a problem.

C is loltastic. I trim up every week or so to keep my beard somewhere between an 1/8th of an inch and about a 1/2 inch.

[NERVUN]

Razor blades are a goddamn con, part of the issue is that I can never remember what razor I have, they change all the time and they might have 3 blades, they might have 4, they might be called Ventro, or Quantro or Schizmo, I have no idea,

So generally I buy the special offer multipack each time, which comes with a razor, some blades and generally some shaving cream, which can sometimes turn out to the cheaper than the blade replacements, which must use NASA technology given the price.

For all that, I shave in the shower, saves time, about once every 5-6 days, I allow until I itch,

Those damn things are WAY too expensive! Sometimes it seems that buying a new razor would just be cheaper.

[NERVUN]

A is unfixable, I suspect. That's the real kicker.

B might be curable. Presented as a fait accompli, it might turn out not to be a problem.

C is loltastic. I trim up every week or so to keep my beard somewhere between an 1/8th of an inch and about a 1/2 inch.

A: is damned annoying.
B: might not be. Or rather, I might be able to keep the beard, but loose other privlages. Something about itchy sandpaper and sensative areas.
C: However is quite possible given how thick my hair comes in everywhere else. There's a reason I don't go shirtless.

[Barringtonia]

Those damn things are WAY too expensive! Sometimes it seems that buying a new razor would just be cheaper.

I remember someone telling me you're supposed to change them every 4-5 shaves or something, I was like 'what!', I keep them going until it takes a two-fisted grab to scrape the stubble off.

Are they made of diamond-encrusted space titanium? I don't think so,

Also, much like cell phones or laptop adaptors, each damn razor fits in a different way so they not inter-changeable,

Shaving in general in such a pain that I feel it equals out periods and pregnancy, huzzah for the male population!

[Sarkhaan]

I'm not happy with shaving. So I don't.

sadly, I'm also not happy with a beard. I made it about two months with one, but far too hot in the summer, and too itchy. I can go a week maybe.

[Kryozerkia]

The only place I shave is my arm pits, and even then about every 2 weeks to once a month. I am virtually hairless(like those hairless cats) - the hair on my arms and legs is totally invisible; it's beyond pale blond; very little if any.

[Jello Biafra]

I suppose if shaving is really that bothersome, Nair is always an option.

[Ferrous Oxide]

I only shave my face, and then, only down to stubble level, never clean shaven. It's a good look for me, and I'm never asked for ID at bars and bottle-os.

[Big Jim P]

I shave when A: my beard starts bothering me, or B: when it starts bothering the wife. The rest of the time I just can't be arsed to care.

[Sarkhaan]

I suppose if shaving is really that bothersome, Nair is always an option.

nair on the face seems like a very painful and bad idea...

Though, so does "lets drag sharpened steel against our skin!"

[Almajoya]

It's a shame you men hate shaving so much.

I love the feel of a man's skin against my face...

*mind wanders for a minute before clicking submit button*

[Non Aligned States]

I... this.... wha?

Exactly what does it rain in Japan?

Tesla coils. Using electrical items is a hazard during a spring shower. *nods*