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Postby Ravea » Wed May 13, 2009 12:02 pm

I forgot about Exterminator City.

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Re: dumbest movie ever

Postby Buzzelli » Wed May 13, 2009 1:38 pm

Anyone seen Black Sheep?
Stupid movie.
Mutant sheep and eat people.

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Postby Buzzelli » Wed May 13, 2009 1:45 pm

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Postby Pevisopolis » Wed May 13, 2009 1:57 pm

Pope Joan wrote:You youngsters have no idea how truly bad a movie can be.

I suggest viewing old Mystery Science Theater 3000 clips.

Plan 9 From Outer Space gets my vote.

lol, i loved those :D except that I haven't seen that many episodes of it. I've only seen the skydivers, some blob-esque movie or another, and a couple others.

As for my own opinion, I'd have to say...
ummm... hold on, let me think...
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Postby Velkya » Wed May 13, 2009 2:05 pm

Verdigroth wrote:Anything by Uwe Boll or Sci Fi


Sci Fi's B-movie stuff caters to specific audiences that enjoy that kind of thing. It's more serious stuff, like BSG, is much better than a lot of stuff out there.

Worst movie ever? Passion of the Christ. Apparently, Jesus would have made a very good bartender.
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Re: dumbest movie ever

Postby Blackledge » Wed May 13, 2009 3:13 pm

Dumbest movie?

Glory.

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Postby Kriezystan » Wed May 13, 2009 5:01 pm

Super Mario Brothers: The Movie is pretty rubbish. Awful acting from everyone and just a dumb idea.

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Postby Heaven Hieghts » Wed May 13, 2009 5:10 pm

Buzzelli wrote:Anyone seen Black Sheep?
Stupid movie.
Mutant sheep and eat people.

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Postby NERV arms conglomerate » Wed May 13, 2009 5:10 pm

Jimanistan wrote:My hat goes off to Spy Kids: 3D as the worst film not only on Earth, but also in various alternate realities, as well.

too true and even in the Spy Kids-verse(spy kids fictional universe) it was rated as the biggest peace of crap since the 3rd brain project
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Postby Happi-Land III » Wed May 13, 2009 5:16 pm

The dumbest movie in all history ever is Epic Movie.
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Postby Destructive Art » Wed May 13, 2009 5:17 pm

Verdigroth wrote:Anything by Uwe Boll or Sci Fi

I disagree, my favorite movie is Serenity.

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Those movies make me wish for an armed rebellion of some sort. An orgy of violence and heinous crimes should wipe out the breakdancing genre altogether.

Breakdancing movies have been around for a while, but, yeah, they're stupid. Any movie that makes dancing it's central premise loses 50 points out of a potential 100. The only people possibly capable of creating a workable dance movie would be far too smart enough to get involved in a goddamn dance movie.
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Postby Rambhutan » Thu May 14, 2009 10:01 am

Battlefield Earth
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Postby World Vision » Thu May 14, 2009 10:04 am

dumbest movie ever....... hmmmm........Titanic. Not enough capitalists died
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Postby SaintB » Fri May 15, 2009 4:07 am

That Tom Green Movie.
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Postby Bokkiwokki » Fri May 15, 2009 6:16 am

I'd have to go with Fitna.

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Postby Intangelon » Fri May 15, 2009 6:24 am

Blackledge wrote:Dumbest movie?

Glory.

Morgan Freeman came close to saving it, but even he couldn't pull it off.


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Postby Der Teutoniker » Fri May 15, 2009 6:30 am

Buzzelli wrote:I think its between "Be Kind Rewind" and "Napeleon Dynomite", But they were both pretty funny, but meaningless.


Napolean Dynamite was an amazing movie. There are far worse, and many with even lesser plots. I'll even be generous and disclude pornographic films.

Seriously, probably all the spoof movies, but those have been mentioned.
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Postby Intangelon » Fri May 15, 2009 6:31 am

Seems to me that a movie that is TRULY bad is one that is honestly trying not to be bad. That excludes dance films (yes, even Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo), any parody film after Airplane and Top Secret. That also excludes films by legendary schlock directors like Roger Corman, Ed Wood, Uwe Boll, Paul Verhoeven, and the like.

This is only my opinion, but it's an opinion-themed thread, so I'm going to go with films that were trying (often WAY too hard) to be legitimate, serious films and failed miserably or hilariously.

Dying Young, Sweet November, Author, Author, Force of Nature, Premonition, Battlefield Earth, Eyes Wide Shut, Dune, Field of Dreams...and lots more. Picking on Plan 9 From Outer Space is just mean. And obvious.
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Fri May 15, 2009 6:32 am

Bryn Shander wrote:Twilight.


I change my answer.
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Postby Intangelon » Fri May 15, 2009 6:33 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Buzzelli wrote:I think its between "Be Kind Rewind" and "Napeleon Dynomite", But they were both pretty funny, but meaningless.


Napolean Dynamite was an amazing movie. There are far worse, and many with even lesser plots. I'll even be generous and disclude pornographic films.

Seriously, probably all the spoof movies, but those have been mentioned.


"Amazing"? You're off your trolley. It was odd, and unusual, but lathered in slow and uneasy goofiness. Decent, sure, but not amazing. Also, "disclude"?
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Fri May 15, 2009 6:36 am

Intangelon wrote:
Der Teutoniker wrote:
Buzzelli wrote:I think its between "Be Kind Rewind" and "Napeleon Dynomite", But they were both pretty funny, but meaningless.


Napolean Dynamite was an amazing movie. There are far worse, and many with even lesser plots. I'll even be generous and disclude pornographic films.

Seriously, probably all the spoof movies, but those have been mentioned.


"Amazing"? You're off your trolley. It was odd, and unusual, but lathered in slow and uneasy goofiness. Decent, sure, but not amazing. Also, "disclude"?


Amazing.

And 'disclude' means "to not include".
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ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Postby Intangelon » Fri May 15, 2009 11:39 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Intangelon wrote:
Der Teutoniker wrote:Napolean Dynamite was an amazing movie. There are far worse, and many with even lesser plots. I'll even be generous and disclude pornographic films.

Seriously, probably all the spoof movies, but those have been mentioned.


"Amazing"? You're off your trolley. It was odd, and unusual, but lathered in slow and uneasy goofiness. Decent, sure, but not amazing. Also, "disclude"?


Amazing.

And 'disclude' means "to not include".


Off your trolley.

And no, "disclude" does not mean "to not include". It means nothing because it is not a word. At least not in English. The word you're looking for is "exclude".
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