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dumbest movie ever

Postby Buzzelli » Tue May 12, 2009 4:44 pm

I think its between "Be Kind Rewind" and "Napeleon Dynomite", But they were both pretty funny, but meaningless.

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Postby Tsaraine » Tue May 12, 2009 4:46 pm

Tomcats.

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Postby Khadgar » Tue May 12, 2009 4:47 pm

Any of the stupid spoof movies. Meet the Spartans, and all those other stupid movies I can't be arsed to remember.

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Tue May 12, 2009 5:30 pm

I know dumb&dumber, but i never heard of dumbest
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Postby Ravea » Tue May 12, 2009 5:35 pm

The remake of Wicker Man.

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Postby Golugan » Tue May 12, 2009 5:41 pm

Manos: The Hands of Fate. It just isn't a bad movie unless it drives cast members to suicide.
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Postby The Shifting Mist » Tue May 12, 2009 6:10 pm

Ravea wrote:The remake of Wicker Man.

NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! BLAUUGGHGGH!


Actually, it's much better if you watch it as a comedy. :mrgreen:

HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRNED!?!?!

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The Shifting Mist wrote:
Ravea wrote:The remake of Wicker Man.

NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! BLAUUGGHGGH!


Actually, it's much better if you watch it as a comedy. :mrgreen:

HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRNED!?!?!


I particularly like the part where he knocks out a women while dressed as a bear.

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Postby Barringtonia » Tue May 12, 2009 6:41 pm

Scientific studies have shown that the dumbest movie ever, by a long way, is... Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas
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Postby Jimanistan » Tue May 12, 2009 6:47 pm

My hat goes off to Spy Kids: 3D as the worst film not only on Earth, but also in various alternate realities, as well.
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Postby The Shifting Mist » Tue May 12, 2009 6:48 pm

Ravea wrote:
The Shifting Mist wrote:
Ravea wrote:The remake of Wicker Man.

NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! BLAUUGGHGGH!


Actually, it's much better if you watch it as a comedy. :mrgreen:

HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRNED!?!?!


I particularly like the part where he knocks out a women while dressed as a bear.

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Well, that's just about everyone's favorite...it's a classic.

Still, the bike scene is a close second for me. :lol:

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Postby Variant National State » Tue May 12, 2009 6:51 pm

Barringtonia wrote:Scientific studies have shown that the dumbest movie ever, by a long way, is... Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas

Got that right

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Postby Verdigroth » Tue May 12, 2009 6:57 pm

Anything by Uwe Boll or Sci Fi
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Postby Cowland5 » Tue May 12, 2009 7:21 pm

Not Sci Fi!


The dumbest movie ever is Eragon. The book was amazing, but the movie sucked.

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Postby Burnsantium » Tue May 12, 2009 7:35 pm

I'm sure there is something worse out there, but from personal experience I have to say "Son of the Mask". I caught this cinematic atrocity on TBS one afternoon, and it was horrendous. It was a train wreck of the epic variety, yet I couldn't look away. I get the chills just thinking about it....douche chills.

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Postby Pope Joan » Tue May 12, 2009 7:44 pm

You youngsters have no idea how truly bad a movie can be.

I suggest viewing old Mystery Science Theater 3000 clips.

Plan 9 From Outer Space gets my vote.
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Postby Lord Tothe » Tue May 12, 2009 7:49 pm

Cowland5 wrote:The dumbest movie ever is Eragon. The book was amazing, but the movie sucked.


I'm not sure that was the dumbest movie ever, but it definitely sucked. I'm certain someone condensed the book to a single-page list of plot points and gave that list to a screenwriter who had never even seen the book as the outline for a script. And you're right, the book was good.
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Postby Heaven Hieghts » Tue May 12, 2009 8:19 pm

Ravea wrote:
The Shifting Mist wrote:
Ravea wrote:The remake of Wicker Man.

NOT THE BEES! THEY'RE IN MY EYES! BLAUUGGHGGH!


Actually, it's much better if you watch it as a comedy. :mrgreen:

HOW'D IT GET BURRRRRNED!?!?!


I particularly like the part where he knocks out a women while dressed as a bear.

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Postby Cameroi » Wed May 13, 2009 5:55 am

most of them, although i can remember when some of the worst of them had the most memorable theme songs.

some of the dumbest are of course among some of the most popular.
which stands to reason. humans not being all that smart.
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Postby East Canuck » Wed May 13, 2009 7:22 am

Pope Joan wrote:Plan 9 From Outer Space gets my vote.

seconded.

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Postby Pantera » Wed May 13, 2009 9:17 am

The entire breakdancing movie fetish from the last few years. What the fuck, humanity? WHY??>!?>!!

Those movies make me wish for an armed rebellion of some sort. An orgy of violence and heinous crimes should wipe out the breakdancing genre altogether.
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Postby HC Eredivisie » Wed May 13, 2009 9:22 am

'Inspector Rex', or how it was called. It was about dinosaurs who still lived today and disguisged themselves as humans, and some stuff. my brain collapsed after a few minutes and went 'lolwut?'
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Postby Yootopia » Wed May 13, 2009 11:13 am

HC Eredivisie wrote:'Inspector Rex', or how it was called. It was about dinosaurs who still lived today and disguisged themselves as humans, and some stuff. my brain collapsed after a few minutes and went 'lolwut?'

May have been a NL-only release :D

As to myself, seen a lot of very poor films due to Mystery Science Theater 3000. Spy Kids : 3D (which was utter pish, agreed, a damned shame as Spy Kids 1 was actually quite good) is nothing compared to Earth Vs. The Spiders or whatever.

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I found a different Inspector Rex :D :D :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvA7ZucEqlU
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Postby HC Eredivisie » Wed May 13, 2009 11:56 am

It was American. ;)
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