Conspiracies

[The Cat-Tribe]

The political correctness police are trying to control our minds!!!!!

(In case my sarcasm isn't clear, I'm saying that is a bullshit conspiracy theory.)

[Grays Harbor]

Top 10 Wackiest Conspiracy Theories

my favorite is #1,That Dinosauroid-like Alien Reptiles are dominating the World

Christine Fitzgerald, a confidante of Diana, Princess of Wales, claims that Diana told her that the Royal Family were Reptilian aliens, and that they could shapeshift.

David Icke's --BBC reporter-- claims that humanity is actually under the control of dinosauroid-like alien reptiles who must consume human blood to maintain their human appearance.

"Evidence" goes from Sumerian tablets describing the "Anunnaki" (which he translates as "those who from heaven to earth came"), to the serpent in the Biblical Garden of Eden, to child abuse, fluoridation, and the genealogical connections between the Bush family and the House of Windsor.

Icke theorizes that the reptilians came here from the constellation Draco. Like most conspiracy theories, falsification of Icke's hypotheses is nearly impossible, but Icke continues to sell books and give speaking engagements based on concepts ranging from the New Age to his political opinions.

Although, #4 is amusing as well

Barcodes are really intended to Control people

Some conspiracy theorists have proposed that barcodes are really intended to serve as means of control by a putative world government, or that they are Satanic in intent.

Mary Stewart Relfe claims in "The New Money System 666" that barcodes secretly encode the number 666 - the Biblical "Number of the Beast".

This theory has been adopted by other fringe figures such as the "oracle" Sollog, who refuses to label any of his books with barcodes on the grounds that "any type of computer numbering systems MANDATED by any government or business is part of the PROPHECY of the BEAST controlling you."

[Ravea]

[violet] is Max Barry.

[Saint Clair Island]

Man never walked on the moon: he walked in a studio in San Marino.

The Earth is flat.

Both are stupid and lame.

Are you saying the first two conspiracy theories you mention are stupid and lame, or that there is a third conspiracy theory which postulates both Man and the Earth are stupid and lame?

That's no conspiracy theory....

[violet] is Max Barry.

But that's the truth! See, I have this friend, and he was in Melbourne one day, and +++CARRIER LOST

[JuNii]

Conspiracy: the average adult is smarter than a 5th grader.

it's proven almost every week.

[Robarya]

What are some sonspiracy theories you have heard/believe and what evidence is their to back them up? and where did you hear about this conspiracy?

I wouldn't say that any of the theories that are worth calling conspiracy theories have any solid evidence to support them. I personally find it kind of funny when someone watches Zeitgeist, thinks that everything fits so well together, and then acts like a know-it-all, stating that the world is ruled by a few bankers that have their roots in the Knights Templar, while calling everyone who disagrees ignorant. I'm not omnipotent myself, so I can't dismiss everything of what is said in Zeitgeist, and some of the stuff mentioned in it is true, although it is said in a heavily biased and conspiratorial manner, but I find it ridiculous when someone swallows exactly everything that's said in it.

[Grays Harbor]

...... thinks that everything fits so well together, ......., and then acts like a know-it-all, while calling everyone who disagrees ignorant.

ok, that snippet sounds like a conspiracy theory because it describes nearly every poster in every topic on NSG.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Sarah Palin is in cahoots with Hillary Clinton. They plan to execute a coup to overthrow Obama and instate Ralph Nater as president.

[Altergo]

That Roswell was a top secret Military test plane crash. Atlantis are those big underwater Japanese pyramids. The Illuminati plan to overthrow all government. 2012 is the end of the world and that Ancient Aliens came to breed with humans... ohh and don't forget this




I believe 25% of this junk

[Buffett and Colbert]

[violet] is Max Barry.

THAT EXPLAINS IT!

[Rejistania]

The fact that Bielefeld is considered a normal city. We all KNOW that it does not exist! SIE control the mass media in order to conceal the truth. SIE even make us honest Bielefeld doubters look like nutjobs!

[Happy Shining Democracy]

[violet] is Max Barry.

You blew my mind bro!

[Vault 10]

That Roswell was a top secret Centauri Military test plane crash.

Atlantis are those big underwater Japanese pyramids where they sell dirty knickers.

The Illuminati have long overtaken all governments.

Fixed.

[Ifreann]

[violet] is Max Barry.

Bricks were shat. Just like that time I ate some LEGO.

[Rhodmhire]

The Illuminati have long overtaken all governments.

Fixed.

No, wait--not quite:

The Illuminati have long overtaken all are governments.

That should do.

[Rhodmhire]

The political correctness police are trying to control our minds!!!!!

(In case my sarcasm isn't clear, I'm saying that is a bullshit conspiracy theory.)

I'm so compelled to question if you just put in the "In case my sarcasm isn't clear" thing just for the possibility that I'd read it. If you did, thank you, because I didn't see the sarcasm in it...again.

But there's no sense in denying it, my friend, for the political correctness police have been controlling our minds for centuries--or perhaps millenia, who knows.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

At the moment, there are some conspiracy theories into how Air France flight 447 crashed. There's also plentiful conspiracy theories about North Korea as they are a secretive state.

[UNIverseVERSE]

That Roswell was a top secret Military test plane crash. Atlantis are those big underwater Japanese pyramids. The Illuminati plan to overthrow all government. 2012 is the end of the world and that Ancient Aliens came to breed with humans... ohh and don't forget this


I believe 25% of this junk

You gave 5 examples.

Of these, Anyone who believes one of them is a moron with absolutely no knowledge of science. Two more imply their believers are morons with very little knowledge of science. A fourth just implies moronicity, no science required. And the remaining one is true.

In exactly the opposite order.

[Aloha Mars]

Do people still beleive in mole-people?

[Saint Clair Island]

The fact that Bielefeld is considered a normal city. We all KNOW that it does not exist! SIE control the mass media in order to conceal the truth. SIE even make us honest Bielefeld doubters look like nutjobs!

On behalf of SoWiBi, I feel compelled to stab you in the face.

Nothing personal.

[Rejistania]

The fact that Bielefeld is considered a normal city. We all KNOW that it does not exist! SIE control the mass media in order to conceal the truth. SIE even make us honest Bielefeld doubters look like nutjobs!

On behalf of SoWiBi, I feel compelled to stab you in the face.

Nothing personal.

*dodges*

Do I seriously need to use joke and sarcasm tags for everything? Or do you just think the Bielefeld conspiracy is overdone?

[JuNii]

That Roswell was a top secret Military test plane crash. Atlantis are those big underwater Japanese pyramids. The Illuminati plan to overthrow all government. 2012 is the end of the world and that Ancient Aliens came to breed with humans... ohh and don't forget this


I believe 25% of this junk

You gave 5 examples.

a CONSPIRACY!!!

one I'm kinda now thinking about is one perpetuated by Christianity...

that Mankind actually ate a fruit from something called "The Tree of Knowledge".

[Secruss]

Something about Jews.