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Freudian Sexual Theory- A cigar is NEVER just a cigar

Postby TerraPublica » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:25 pm

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Hello class. I am Professor John Seares (also known as Terra Publica) and I ould like to talk to you about Freudian Sexual Theory. You see, Sigmund Freud was a (techinically) Czech sexual theorist. He also secretly liked to suck dick [Citation Needed]. To cover himself, he came up with a complicated system of measuring people's desires.

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Yes, thank you for that example, Rush.

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The oral stage begins at birth, when the oral cavity is the primary focus of libidal energy. The child, of course, preoccupies himself with nursing, with the pleasure of sucking and accepting things into the mouth. The oral character who is frustrated at this stage, whose mother refused to nurse him on demand or who truncated nursing sessions early, is characterized by pessimism, envy, suspicion and sarcasm. The overindulged oral character, whose nursing urges were always and often excessively satisfied, is optimistic, gullible, and is full of admiration for others around him. The stage culminates in the primary conflict of weaning, which both deprives the child of the sensory pleasures of nursing and of the psychological pleasure of being cared for, mothered, and held. The stage lasts approximately one and one-half years.


At one and one-half years, the child enters the anal stage. With the advent of toilet training comes the child's obsession with the erogenous zone of the anus and with the retention or expulsion of the feces. This represents a classic conflict between the id, which derives pleasure from expulsion of bodily wastes, and the ego and superego, which represent the practical and societal pressures to control the bodily functions. The child meets the conflict between the parent's demands and the child's desires and physical capabilities in one of two ways: Either he puts up a fight or he simply refuses to go. The child who wants to fight takes pleasure in excreting maliciously, perhaps just before or just after being placed on the toilet. If the parents are too lenient and the child manages to derive pleasure and success from this expulsion, it will result in the formation of an anal expulsive character. This character is generally messy, disorganized, reckless, careless, and defiant. Conversely, a child may opt to retain feces, thereby spiting his parents while enjoying the pleasurable pressure of the built-up feces on his intestine. If this tactic succeeds and the child is overindulged, he will develop into an anal retentive character. This character is neat, precise, orderly, careful, stingy, withholding, obstinate, meticulous, and passive-aggressive. The resolution of the anal stage, proper toilet training, permanently affects the individual propensities to possession and attitudes towards authority. This stage lasts from one and one-half to two years.


The phallic stage is the setting for the greatest, most crucial sexual conflict in Freud's model of development. In this stage, the child's erogenous zone is the genital region. As the child becomes more interested in his genitals, and in the genitals of others, conflict arises. The conflict, labeled the Oedipus complex (The Electra complex in women), involves the child's unconscious desire to possess the opposite-sexed parent and to eliminate the same-sexed one.
In the young male, the Oedipus conflict stems from his natural love for his mother, a love which becomes sexual as his libidal energy transfers from the anal region to his genitals. Unfortunately for the boy, his father stands in the way of this love. The boy therefore feels aggression and envy towards this rival, his father, and also feels fear that the father will strike back at him. As the boy has noticed that women, his mother in particular, have no penises, he is struck by a great fear that his father will remove his penis, too. The anxiety is aggravated by the threats and discipline he incurs when caught masturbating by his parents. This castration anxiety outstrips his desire for his mother, so he represses the desire. Moreover, although the boy sees that though he cannot posses his mother, because his father does, he can posses her vicariously by identifying with his father and becoming as much like him as possible: this identification indoctrinates the boy into his appropriate sexual role in life. A lasting trace of the Oedipal conflict is the superego, the voice of the father within the boy. By thus resolving his incestuous conundrum, the boy passes into the latency period, a period of libidal dormancy.


The resolution of the phallic stage leads to the latency period, which is not a psychosexual stage of development, but a period in which the sexual drive lies dormant. Freud saw latency as a period of unparalleled repression of sexual desires and erogenous impulses. During the latency period, children pour this repressed libidal energy into asexual pursuits such as school, athletics, and same-sex friendships. But soon puberty strikes, and the genitals once again become a central focus of libidal energy.


In the genital stage, as the child's energy once again focuses on his genitals, interest turns to heterosexual relationships. The less energy the child has left invested in unresolved psychosexual developments, the greater his capacity will be to develop normal relationships with the opposite sex. If, however, he remains fixated, particularly on the phallic stage, his development will be troubled as he struggles with further repression and defenses.


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Yeah... What are you smoking?
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Ceci n'est pas un cigare
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Postby Ashmoria » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:31 pm

TerraPublica wrote:Hello class. I am Proffessor John Seares (also known as Terra Publica) and I ould like to talk to you about Freudian Sexual Theory. You see, Sigmund Freud was a Czech sexual theorist. He also secretly liked to suck dick [Citation Needed]. To cover himself, he came up with a complicated system of measuring people's desires including his own.

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Yes, thank you for that example, Rush.

Any questions?

is cigar size proportional to penis size, inversely proportional, or an indication of personal preference when giving blowjobs?
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Postby Class Warhair » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:32 pm

It's not oral gratification. Just a drug habit. Perfectly OK.
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Postby TerraPublica » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:33 pm

Ashmoria wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Hello class. I am Proffessor John Seares (also known as Terra Publica) and I ould like to talk to you about Freudian Sexual Theory. You see, Sigmund Freud was a Czech sexual theorist. He also secretly liked to suck dick [Citation Needed]. To cover himself, he came up with a complicated system of measuring people's desires including his own.

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Yes, thank you for that example, Rush.

Any questions?

is cigar size proportional to penis size, inversely proportional, or an indication of personal preference when giving blowjobs?


This is an interesting question, and one I get alot, actually. It has a indication of personal preference. However, if you smoke a pipe, god help you...
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Postby Olthar » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:37 pm

TerraPublica wrote:Any questions?

Would eating a phallic symbol (like a hot dog, for instance) be an indication of sexual desire, or, instead, a sign of anti-sexual feelings due to the inherent destruction of said symbol?
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Postby TerraPublica » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:39 pm

Olthar wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Any questions?

Would eating a phallic symbol (like a hot dog, for instance) be an indication of sexual desire, or, instead, a sign of anti-sexual feelings due to the inherent destruction of said symbol?


Ah, yes. It has no effect on sexual preference. However, if you do not like Hot Dogs, it means you are a communist.
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Postby Idaho Conservatives » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:40 pm

The hell is this?
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TerraPublica wrote:However, if you do not like Hot Dogs, it means you are a communist.

Naturally.
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Postby Rolamec » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:41 pm

TerraPublica wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Hello class. I am Proffessor John Seares (also known as Terra Publica) and I ould like to talk to you about Freudian Sexual Theory. You see, Sigmund Freud was a Czech sexual theorist. He also secretly liked to suck dick [Citation Needed]. To cover himself, he came up with a complicated system of measuring people's desires including his own.

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Yes, thank you for that example, Rush.

Any questions?

is cigar size proportional to penis size, inversely proportional, or an indication of personal preference when giving blowjobs?


This is an interesting question, and one I get alot, actually. It has a indication of personal preference. However, if you smoke a pipe, god help you...


Oh man, that sucks. I smoke a pipe and a cigar :(
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Approximately how many American's are diagnosed with penis envy each year? And is there a charity I can donate for Penis Envy Cure research?
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Postby Ashmoria » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:47 pm

TerraPublica wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Hello class. I am Proffessor John Seares (also known as Terra Publica) and I ould like to talk to you about Freudian Sexual Theory. You see, Sigmund Freud was a Czech sexual theorist. He also secretly liked to suck dick [Citation Needed]. To cover himself, he came up with a complicated system of measuring people's desires including his own.

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Yes, thank you for that example, Rush.

Any questions?

is cigar size proportional to penis size, inversely proportional, or an indication of personal preference when giving blowjobs?


This is an interesting question, and one I get alot, actually. It has a indication of personal preference. However, if you smoke a pipe, god help you...

hmmmm

well what about cigarettes? and does smoking filtered cigs mean anything special?
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Postby Ashmoria » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:48 pm

Katganistan wrote:Except that Freud said that sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar.

he was obviously in denial over being gay.
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Postby Class Warhair » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:49 pm

Olthar wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Any questions?

Would eating a phallic symbol (like a hot dog, for instance) be an indication of sexual desire, or, instead, a sign of anti-sexual feelings due to the inherent destruction of said symbol?


For some reason, it's never occurred to me how perverse it is to eat a "hot dog". Thanks for that.
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Ashmoria wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Hello class. I am Proffessor John Seares (also known as Terra Publica) and I ould like to talk to you about Freudian Sexual Theory. You see, Sigmund Freud was a Czech sexual theorist. He also secretly liked to suck dick [Citation Needed]. To cover himself, he came up with a complicated system of measuring people's desires including his own.

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Yes, thank you for that example, Rush.

Any questions?

is cigar size proportional to penis size, inversely proportional, or an indication of personal preference when giving blowjobs?


This is an interesting question, and one I get alot, actually. It has a indication of personal preference. However, if you smoke a pipe, god help you...

hmmmm

well what about cigarettes? and does smoking filtered cigs mean anything special?


So that's why so many Asians smoke cigarettes.
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Postby Ryadn » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:50 pm

Class Warhair wrote:
Olthar wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Any questions?

Would eating a phallic symbol (like a hot dog, for instance) be an indication of sexual desire, or, instead, a sign of anti-sexual feelings due to the inherent destruction of said symbol?


For some reason, it's never occurred to me how perverse it is to eat a "hot dog". Thanks for that.


Seriously? That's, like, half of what makes hot dogs great!
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Postby Tungookska » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:51 pm

Ashmoria wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Except that Freud said that sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar.

he was obviously in denial over being gay.

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Postby Ashmoria » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:53 pm

Tungookska wrote:
Ashmoria wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Except that Freud said that sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar.

he was obviously in denial over being gay.

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yikes.

I TAKE IT BACK, dr freud!
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Ryadn wrote:
Class Warhair wrote:
Olthar wrote:
TerraPublica wrote:Any questions?

Would eating a phallic symbol (like a hot dog, for instance) be an indication of sexual desire, or, instead, a sign of anti-sexual feelings due to the inherent destruction of said symbol?


For some reason, it's never occurred to me how perverse it is to eat a "hot dog". Thanks for that.


Seriously? That's, like, half of what makes hot dogs great!


The other half being the mustard, and how it makes your eyes water?
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Postby Chrobalta » Fri Jul 16, 2010 8:54 pm

I actually did learn quite a bit reading all that.



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Postby Quelesh » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:24 pm

Katganistan wrote:Except that Freud said that sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar.


Haven't we had about enough of this cigar-smoking shit in this country? Huh? Huh? When is this gonna end? When is this shit gonna go away? When are these fat, arrogant, overpaid, overfed, overprivileged, overindulged, white collar, business criminal asshole cocksuckers gonna put out their cigars and move along to their next abomination?

White pussy businessmen sucking on a big brown dick. That's all it is. That's all it is. That's all it ever was. Yeah; a big brown dick.

Sigmund Freud said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a big brown dick, with a fat, arrogant, white collar, business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it!

But hey, the news is not all bad for me. Not all bad. You wanna know the good part? Cancer of the mouth. Good, fuck 'em! Makes me happy. It's an attractive disease. Goes nice with a cell phone. So light up, suspender-man, and suck that smoke deep down into your empty suit, and blow it out your ass, you fuckin' cocksucker!
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Postby Grave_n_idle » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:34 pm

TerraPublica wrote:Any questions?


Yes. What is the relevance of something so marginal?

It's pretty widely accepted that what was valid in Freud's work pre-dates it, and what was not pre-dated lacked scientific rigour or evidence.
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Postby Ashmoria » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:35 pm

Quelesh wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Except that Freud said that sometimes a cigar IS just a cigar.


Haven't we had about enough of this cigar-smoking shit in this country? Huh? Huh? When is this gonna end? When is this shit gonna go away? When are these fat, arrogant, overpaid, overfed, overprivileged, overindulged, white collar, business criminal asshole cocksuckers gonna put out their cigars and move along to their next abomination?

White pussy businessmen sucking on a big brown dick. That's all it is. That's all it is. That's all it ever was. Yeah; a big brown dick.

Sigmund Freud said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Oh yeah? Well sometimes it's a big brown dick, with a fat, arrogant, white collar, business criminal asshole sucking on the wet end of it!

But hey, the news is not all bad for me. Not all bad. You wanna know the good part? Cancer of the mouth. Good, fuck 'em! Makes me happy. It's an attractive disease. Goes nice with a cell phone. So light up, suspender-man, and suck that smoke deep down into your empty suit, and blow it out your ass, you fuckin' cocksucker!


are you having a bad day? you seem a bit....tense.
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