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Hatesmanville
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A life changing question.

Postby Hatesmanville » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:27 pm

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Today, I was procrastinating. I really wanted my lunch, but couldn't be bothered. My brain then felt a trigger, and I fell into deep philosophical thought.
Easy Mac could wait.
I was shocked, to say the least - I felt all other emotional intensities too. I'd discovered a question that even God would stumble upon his thoughts when trying to answer... --
If ducks have eyes... and so do humans... then aren't we all ducks...?
Now that we've established that we're all ducks, will we have to rewrite all the law books? Will we have to rewrite the internet? Will we have to divide by zero?

Please, NS, give me an answer.

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Big Jim P
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Big Jim P » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:28 pm

The only answer I can give you is to lay off the crack. :D
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Pope Joan
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Pope Joan » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:41 pm

The immortal online comic Ozy and Millie has, of course, a message directly on point here.

Tag! You're it!

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Brogavia
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Brogavia » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:44 pm

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The Alma Mater
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby The Alma Mater » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:47 pm

Hatesmanville wrote:If ducks have eyes... and so do humans... then aren't we all ducks...?


And do we therefor not weigh as much as wood ?
And are we therefor not.. A WITCH !
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Barzan
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Barzan » Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:48 pm

Pope Joan wrote:The immortal online comic Ozy and Millie has, of course, a message directly on point here.

Tag! You're it!

*SNIP*


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Wilgrove
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Wilgrove » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:07 pm

Hatesmanville wrote: Will we have to divide by zero?

Please, NS, give me an answer.


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However, one could make this argument with any animals.

Cats have hair, so do we, so in conclusion, we are cats.

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Cameroi
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Cameroi » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:10 pm

Big Jim P wrote:The only answer I can give you is to lay off the crack. :D

i think that would have worked better, considering the setup, as "lay off the qwack"
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Aberfistan
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Aberfistan » Mon Jul 06, 2009 11:23 pm

Wilgrove wrote:Cats have hair, so do we, so in conclusion, we are cats.


My penis also has hair, so, in conclusion, we are my penis.

This could also go for inside of my stomach.

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Osvikken
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Osvikken » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:01 am

No, your penis is a human.
Or a cat.

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Osvikken
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Osvikken » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:03 am

Ever wondered why there was a furball in your pants?
Or why milk spilt on your crotch disappears real fast?
Elementary, my dear Watson.

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Euroslavia
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Re: A life changing question.

Postby Euroslavia » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:05 am

Aberfistan wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:Cats have hair, so do we, so in conclusion, we are cats.


My penis also has hair, so, in conclusion, we are my penis.

This could also go for inside of my stomach.



....On that note, I think I'm slightly disturbed. I'm gonna go ahead and lock this, and put this behind for everyone's sake.
BRAVE ENOUGH

BRAVE ENOUGH

BRAVE ENOUGH


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