Why atheists have weak relationships, Christians strong ones

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

I haven't a clue what it is you're reffering to. Yes, I've seen atheist ruin relationships as well, if that is what you're getting at. But my basic point is that christianity does not keep people together. And even those such as yourself who DO stay in these 'relationships' as you in fact believe they are, the idea that god ass-ramming you for splitting up is the only thing keeping said people together, thoroughly disgusts me to my very core.

You could have stopped at the first four words there, and achieved a more apt description of yourself and your role in this discussion.

Hmm? Oh I very much so know what it is I am talking about. If I remember correctly, the name of this thread is 'Why atheists have weak relationships, Christians strong ones.' I merely stated that that statement was false.

Now try reading the entire OP, or at least read it more carefully.

[The Nuclear Fist]

:palm:

Holy shitcaking thunder fucks! Either I just found the Omega Troll, or Fred Phelps is on NS. But as for your rambling bullshit, I call bullshit. I've seen plenty oh christians ruin their relationships. If anything, christianity only serves to further drive a wedge between 2 relationship partners. And lets not even get into alternative relationships.

There are none so blind as those who will not see.

But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst.

See, I can quote shit too!

Yeah, you're quoting, but you're still not seeing. I suggest you go back and look at posts from some of the older (meaning been here longer) posters in this thread.

And what is it I'm not seeing, oh my Lemury friend.

[Maurepas]

It's actually kind of sad that the real point behind this I've found to ring true in my experience. Still though, I totally lol'd alot,

[Imsogone]

:palm:

Holy shitcaking thunder fucks! Either I just found the Omega Troll, or Fred Phelps is on NS. But as for your rambling bullshit, I call bullshit. I've seen plenty oh christians ruin their relationships. If anything, christianity only serves to further drive a wedge between 2 relationship partners. And lets not even get into alternative relationships.

There are none so blind as those who will not see.

But if this charge is true (that she wasn't a virgin on her wedding night), and evidence of the girls virginity is not found, they shall bring the girl to the entrance of her fathers house and there her townsman shall stone her to death, because she committed a crime against Israel by her unchasteness in her father's house. Thus shall you purge the evil from your midst.

See, I can quote shit too!

Yeah, you're quoting, but you're still not seeing. I suggest you go back and look at posts from some of the older (meaning been here longer) posters in this thread.

And what is it I'm not seeing, oh my Lemury friend.

Ah, perhaps you are seeing the Swiftian satire.

[Shanix]

No but in all seriousness, don't insult Atheists just because we don't believe there is a person above us that knows all and is all powerful. Just be the opposite of communist Russia- Let people believe and do as they wish

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

Might I remind you of the Crusades? When Christians thought it was a good idea to attempt to slaughter Muslims just because they lived in a play where a book says something happened? I'm athiest, been married 40 years. I don't think that's weak. And dude, get out of the stupid 1930s. There are these things man, they call them 'Women's rights'. They're so FREAKY MAN! They give women the choice of DOING STUFF! (And I doubt you will see any sarcasm in that). Oh, and Nazi's were Christian. So was Imperial Germany. So was the US when it slaughtered Native Americans. Christians can cause as many problems as anyone else, so don't say they are the 'peace loving, super tolerant' race that you make them to be.

But its been biologically proven that women have smaller feet as they have been intelligently designed by god to be able to stand closer to the stove and they have extra fat stores in their breasts so that they can spend more time shopping for food without needing a rest...


Dude the whole OP is meant as a joke; its a parody to make people laugh and possibly to make people think about the differences in values and maybe just maybe both parties should take a page out of each others book.

Let Shanix get it on their own, B!

Jesus, a Crusades and Nazi reference in one spurt, and people say I'm formulaic...

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

No but in all seriousness, don't insult Atheists just because we don't believe there is a person above us that knows all and is all powerful. Just be the opposite of communist Russia- Let people believe and do as they wish

Still? Really?

[Shanix]

Might I remind you of the Crusades? When Christians thought it was a good idea to attempt to slaughter Muslims just because they lived in a play where a book says something happened? I'm athiest, been married 40 years. I don't think that's weak. And dude, get out of the stupid 1930s. There are these things man, they call them 'Women's rights'. They're so FREAKY MAN! They give women the choice of DOING STUFF! (And I doubt you will see any sarcasm in that). Oh, and Nazi's were Christian. So was Imperial Germany. So was the US when it slaughtered Native Americans. Christians can cause as many problems as anyone else, so don't say they are the 'peace loving, super tolerant' race that you make them to be.

But its been biologically proven that women have smaller feet as they have been intelligently designed by god to be able to stand closer to the stove and they have extra fat stores in their breasts so that they can spend more time shopping for food without needing a rest...


Dude the whole OP is meant as a joke; its a parody to make people laugh and possibly to make people think about the differences in values and maybe just maybe both parties should take a page out of each others book.

Let Shanix get it on their own, B!

Jesus, a Crusades and Nazi reference in one spurt, and people say I'm formulaic...

Oh, I can make more references. I stopped myself and Nazi Crusaders (LOL)

[Karsol]

I am not christian yet I have never lost a friend...unless death or brain jellifying accidents are involved.

Is that some kind of crazy homosexual sex act?

More like some crazy head meeting concrete after falling out a third story window after not checking if it was open when you tried to lean on it.

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

Might I remind you of the Crusades? When Christians thought it was a good idea to attempt to slaughter Muslims just because they lived in a play where a book says something happened? I'm athiest, been married 40 years. I don't think that's weak. And dude, get out of the stupid 1930s. There are these things man, they call them 'Women's rights'. They're so FREAKY MAN! They give women the choice of DOING STUFF! (And I doubt you will see any sarcasm in that). Oh, and Nazi's were Christian. So was Imperial Germany. So was the US when it slaughtered Native Americans. Christians can cause as many problems as anyone else, so don't say they are the 'peace loving, super tolerant' race that you make them to be.

But its been biologically proven that women have smaller feet as they have been intelligently designed by god to be able to stand closer to the stove and they have extra fat stores in their breasts so that they can spend more time shopping for food without needing a rest...


Dude the whole OP is meant as a joke; its a parody to make people laugh and possibly to make people think about the differences in values and maybe just maybe both parties should take a page out of each others book.

Let Shanix get it on their own, B!

Jesus, a Crusades and Nazi reference in one spurt, and people say I'm formulaic...

Oh, I can make more references. I stopped myself and Nazi Crusaders (LOL)

Is this the part where you pretend you got it from the beginning and try to be affable to cover yourself? Because that's the formula.

[Kotlas]

From Northern Ireland to the Maginot Line, from Germany to Poland, from Mexico to America, the peace of Christ has rained a fiery barrage of tranquility down upon the blacked-out fortified bunkers of our neighborhoods.

You are a truly skilled satirist!

Seriously guys, his last bit was perhaps a little better concealed. This is obvious. Germany to Poland=German invasion of Poland, Mexico to America=Heavily guarded border, NI to the ML=Irish conflict between Protestants and Catholics (I don't know what it's called, okay?). An atheist fooled by this is an insult to atheism. What'd be amusing is some people agreeing with this guy (haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if anyone has).

[Maurepas]

From Northern Ireland to the Maginot Line, from Germany to Poland, from Mexico to America, the peace of Christ has rained a fiery barrage of tranquility down upon the blacked-out fortified bunkers of our neighborhoods.

You are a truly skilled satirist!

Seriously guys, his last bit was perhaps a little better concealed. This is obvious. Germany to Poland=German invasion of Poland, Mexico to America=Heavily guarded border, NI to the ML=Irish conflict between Protestants and Catholics (I don't know what it's called, okay?). An atheist fooled by this is an insult to atheism. What'd be amusing is some people agreeing with this guy (haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if anyone has).

That's when I busted out laughing too,

[Lackadaisical2]

From Northern Ireland to the Maginot Line, from Germany to Poland, from Mexico to America, the peace of Christ has rained a fiery barrage of tranquility down upon the blacked-out fortified bunkers of our neighborhoods.

You are a truly skilled satirist!

Seriously guys, his last bit was perhaps a little better concealed. This is obvious. Germany to Poland=German invasion of Poland, Mexico to America=Heavily guarded border, NI to the ML=Irish conflict between Protestants and Catholics (I don't know what it's called, okay?). An atheist fooled by this is an insult to atheism. What'd be amusing is some people agreeing with this guy (haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if anyone has).

I don't think anyone has, proving once again that the religious are far more intelligent than atheists

[Shanix]

Might I remind you of the Crusades? When Christians thought it was a good idea to attempt to slaughter Muslims just because they lived in a play where a book says something happened? I'm athiest, been married 40 years. I don't think that's weak. And dude, get out of the stupid 1930s. There are these things man, they call them 'Women's rights'. They're so FREAKY MAN! They give women the choice of DOING STUFF! (And I doubt you will see any sarcasm in that). Oh, and Nazi's were Christian. So was Imperial Germany. So was the US when it slaughtered Native Americans. Christians can cause as many problems as anyone else, so don't say they are the 'peace loving, super tolerant' race that you make them to be.

But its been biologically proven that women have smaller feet as they have been intelligently designed by god to be able to stand closer to the stove and they have extra fat stores in their breasts so that they can spend more time shopping for food without needing a rest...


Dude the whole OP is meant as a joke; its a parody to make people laugh and possibly to make people think about the differences in values and maybe just maybe both parties should take a page out of each others book.

Let Shanix get it on their own, B!

Jesus, a Crusades and Nazi reference in one spurt, and people say I'm formulaic...

Oh, I can make more references. I stopped myself and Nazi Crusaders (LOL)

Is this the part where you pretend you got it from the beginning and try to be affable to cover yourself? Because that's the formula.

Ha! Got it from the begining. No, I'm serious about these kinds of debates (90% of the time).

[Alesyium]

I thought you were an horrendous troll before I got to about mid way through the OP, then I lol'd

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

I am not christian yet I have never lost a friend...unless death or brain jellifying accidents are involved.

Is that some kind of crazy homosexual sex act?

More like some crazy head meeting concrete after falling out a third story window after not checking if it was open when you tried to lean on it.

All homosexual acts are crazy. Crazy sinful!

God denounces the buttery ass plumbing and enthusiastic head delivery endemic amongst the homo-gays!

Repent! Repent, gay men, repent! Give up the turgid and throbbing ways of Sodom, and instead marry the chubby girl with a crush on you, and proceed to a lifetime of really awkward, unfulfilling, yet sin-free sex. Or as you'll come to think of it..."sex".

[Equimanthon]

My God! Why can no one recognize satire this obvious?

Are you actually still surprised at NSG's huge sarcasm/satire/humour of any kind failings by now?

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

From Northern Ireland to the Maginot Line, from Germany to Poland, from Mexico to America, the peace of Christ has rained a fiery barrage of tranquility down upon the blacked-out fortified bunkers of our neighborhoods.

You are a truly skilled satirist!

Seriously guys, his last bit was perhaps a little better concealed. This is obvious. Germany to Poland=German invasion of Poland, Mexico to America=Heavily guarded border, NI to the ML=Irish conflict between Protestants and Catholics (I don't know what it's called, okay?). An atheist fooled by this is an insult to atheism. What'd be amusing is some people agreeing with this guy (haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if anyone has).

Thanks. If you really do like it, check earlier threads by RepentNowOrPayLater, or if you want some vintage shit, try threads by "Baldwin for Christ".

As for the Irish conflict, although particular intervals and their punctuating battles have various proper names, the strife in general has been euphemistically called "The Troubles". (Which to me sounds like something you use a tampon on, but that's what they call it.)

[Dagnia]

I think you are hilarious. Humor was your intent wasn't it?

On a more serious note, I think there may be some truth to that. As an atheist myself, I have had major problems with relationships. A big part of it I think is that good relationships are based on common values. There are many different types of atheism, from Ayn Rand's Objectivism (my own greatest intellectual influence), various types of Existentialism, a number of communist, socialist and anarchist philosophies that go beyond mere politics, Buddhism (technically an atheistic religion) and too many other philosophies to count. There are so few of us and so many types of atheism that finding a partner with both your value system as well as the more shallow things (looks, personal habits) is almost impossible. Christianity, whether it is Catholic, a hundred different Protestant denominations, a hundred different Eastern Orthodox denominations, Mormon, is all basically the same philosophy and value system. Christians have their values prefabricated for them, while atheists, thinking for themselves (for the most part, though I do know some people who follow the words of Marx, Nietzsche and even Ayn Rand with the same blind religious zeal as a Christian or Muslim), may not come to the same conclusion about some pretty fundamental things in life, even when they believe in the same basic philosophy.

[RepentNowOrPayLater]

I thought you were an horrendous troll before I got to about mid way through the OP, then I lol'd

You're still way ahead of a lot of champs here.

[Logasiri]

Wouldn't an Atheist have a stronger relationship, taking into account they are more loyal to their spouse than a deity?

[Equimanthon]

I think you are hilarious. Humor was your intent wasn't it?

No. He's totally serious.

[The Sentenial Empire]

Im christian and even I'm offended by this...ugh

[Kotlas]

From Northern Ireland to the Maginot Line, from Germany to Poland, from Mexico to America, the peace of Christ has rained a fiery barrage of tranquility down upon the blacked-out fortified bunkers of our neighborhoods.

You are a truly skilled satirist!

Seriously guys, his last bit was perhaps a little better concealed. This is obvious. Germany to Poland=German invasion of Poland, Mexico to America=Heavily guarded border, NI to the ML=Irish conflict between Protestants and Catholics (I don't know what it's called, okay?). An atheist fooled by this is an insult to atheism. What'd be amusing is some people agreeing with this guy (haven't read the whole thread so I don't know if anyone has).

I don't think anyone has, proving once again that the religious are far more intelligent than atheists

Or perhaps it is the fact that even the most religious zealot wouldn't agree with this BS.

[Equimanthon]

Wouldn't an Atheist have a stronger relationship, taking into account they are more loyal to their spouse than a deity?

And it's that kind of attitude that gives you a one way ticket to Hell, matey.