Do you know Jesus Christ ?

by **Blademasters765** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:48 am

McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Really and why would they need that which does not exist?

by **Angleter** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:48 am

Allbeama wrote:
Soyut wrote:I know Jesus! Hes a Mexican dude who likes to play basketball and listen to techno music.

nah. That guy is actually HEY-ZEUS.

I thought that was 'Ethuth?

McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

What denomination are you?

by **Grabadadon** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:48 am

Was at his party. The wine sucked. Went over to Bacchus' place.

by **Wilgrove** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:49 am

McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Well, wouldn't people who are making the perverted and disrespectful post need Jesus the most?

by **Takaram** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:49 am

Wilgrove wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Well, wouldn't people who are making the perverted and disrespectful post need Jesus the most?

No, we are not worthy.

by **Obamacain** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:49 am

It's too late the atheist have cometh run run back to the real world - it is the only place to avoid the internet Atheists! Run Run!
*Gets trampled by oncoming rush of NS atheists*

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:49 am

McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

An internet forum is not the best place to offer Jesus to people, especially when you troll one of the biggest demographics in it.

by **Stannge** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

Allbeama wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

I need Jesus. In mah belly.

Yah IM hungry

by **Intestinal fluids** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

Manahakatouki wrote:Yup, I play golf with him every Sunday...I've never beat him yet...but surely I'll beat the son of god sometime....

Moses,Jesus, and an old man are out playing golf. Moses gets up and his first shot goes into a water hazard. He walks up to the water hazard raises his arms , splits the water and chips onto the green. Jesus get up and his first shot goes into the same water hazard. Jesus walks on water , reaches down and chips onto the green. The old mans first shot also plunks into the water hazard. As the ball slowly sinks, a largemouth bass swims by and takes the golf ball in his mouth. The bass leaps into the air and from out of nowhere a giant golden eagle swoops down and catches the bass out of the air. The eagle flies over the green with the fish in its talons, the bass spits out the ball and it goes into the hole for a hole in one. Jesus turns to the old man and says, Ok Dad quit screwing around and just play golf.

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

Wilgrove wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Well, wouldn't people who are making the perverted and disrespectful post need Jesus the most?

by **Call to power** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

just about Jesus? that's like the most boring part of Western Culture, why not talk about St Paul or something cool like that

do you feel we can ever truly know the teachings of Christ when so much of his image and teachings have been diluted by our western histories? Would Christ have advocated a more traditional Orthodox Judaic way of life as opposed to the one that has developed in Christian society?

really you should of posted something interesting in the OP and gone a little bit into your own personal interpretations as I would adore a thread on Catholic thought or an in depth debate on the reasons for the schisms in Christianity

by **North Wiedna** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Tom Cruise?

by **Mount Bordeaux** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

Angleter wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

What denomination are you?

My bet is a southern baptist.

by **Sucrati** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

Blademasters765 wrote:How can I know that which does not exist?

How can you prove something doesn't exist unless you actually to try and look for it?

by **Robithia** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:50 am

Do you guys think christianity is a cult?

by **Obamacain** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:51 am

Blademasters765 wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Really and why would they need that which does not exist?

Emotional support to escape from their sucky lives
Anyway I'm dead

by **Ifreann** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:51 am

McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Sorry, I already have a gardener.

by **Blademasters765** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:51 am

Obamacain wrote:It's too late the atheist have cometh run run back to the real world - it is the only place to avoid the internet Atheists! Run Run!
*Gets trampled by oncoming rush of NS atheists*

*Helps obamacain up*
"Sorry we can't help but trample people"
*Continues trampling people as he shouts anti-religious things*

by **Takaram** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:52 am

Robithia wrote:Do you guys think christianity is a cult?

Yes. Religions are cults that have gained enough power to shed themselves of the word 'cult'.

by **Angleter** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:52 am

Ifreann wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Sorry, I already have a gardener.

Got a cook?

by **Wilgrove** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:53 am

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Wilgrove wrote:
McConia wrote:I am disgusted that all these perverted and disrespectful posts, please stop. This is for people that desperately need Jesus Christ.

Well, wouldn't people who are making the perverted and disrespectful post need Jesus the most?

While I am a Heathen myself, I do like to play this cat and mouth game with Christians who feel that they need to 'save my/our souls"

by **Blademasters765** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:53 am

Sucrati wrote:
Blademasters765 wrote:How can I know that which does not exist?

How can you prove something doesn't exist unless you actually to try and look for it?

uh but how can you prove something exists without any proof?

And the bible is a story book, so don't use that one

by **Allbeama** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:53 am

So I was fairly young when I saw the Exorcist. I was kinda turned on by the crucifix masturbation scene.

Blasphemy is hawt.

by **Grabadadon** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:53 am

Robithia wrote:Do you guys think christianity is a cult?

Depends on the specific church. My father's church is most definitely a cult. >.>

by **Tsrill** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 8:54 am

Call to power wrote:do you feel we can ever truly know the teachings of Christ when so much of his image and teachings have been diluted by our western histories? Would Christ have advocated a more traditional Orthodox Judaic way of life as opposed to the one that has developed in Christian society?

That's what we desperately need Jesus for, I suppose

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