Two people I know have swine flu...so what?

[EvilDarkMagicians]

and plus I feel a bit queasy.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Just stay away from me.

[Conserative Morality]

Swine Flu isn't as dangerous as normal influenza, I believe.

[No Names Left Damn It]

So you'll catch it now and get it over with now before it hits us hard in Autumn. Congratulations.

[SoWiBi]

Quite apart form the usual facts about swine flu that will surely be counted off by other people soon, or have already met that fate:

Whatever you do or do not have, or what your friends may or may not have: Do not come to NSG, or any other internet forum for that matter, for medical advice and/or information.

[Ashmoria]

and plus I feel a bit queasy.

so you should keep it in mind if it turns out that you have flu symptoms. then go to the doctor instead of riding it out.

[Vetalia]

Well, I guess you might as well enjoy what is quite possibly the lamest pandemic in the history of mankind.

[Hydesland]

A friend of mine is in the late stages of swine flu, I took a photo of him.

[Vetalia]

A friend of mine is in the late stages of swine flu, I took a photo of him.

It's like Animal Farm, except in reverse.

[No Names Left Damn It]

A friend of mine is in the late stages of swine flu, I took a photo of him.

*Puts face through desk*

So...unfunny...universe...exploding...

[Chumblywumbly]

I also have two friends, one of whom I've been in close contact recently, currently sitting in (the reportedly boring) swineflu quarantine.

If you feel ill, phone your GP.

[Swartaz]

oh no, he might cough

[No Names Left Damn It]

I also have two friends, one of whom I've been in close contact recently, currently sitting in (the reportedly boring) swineflu quarantine.

Are Scotland still quarantining then? We've stopped that in England now.

[Chumblywumbly]

Are Scotland still quarantining then? We've stopped that in England now.

I'm under the impression that the 'quarantine' amounts to little more than No Visitors.

[No Names Left Damn It]

I'm under the impression that the 'quarantine' amounts to little more than No Visitors.

Oh I thought you meant some sort of official quarantine. Sorry for misreading that.

[New Heliopolis]

A friend of mine is in the late stages of swine flu, I took a photo of him.

*Puts face through desk*

So...unfunny...universe...exploding...

Now I say that's hilarious.

[EvilDarkMagicians]

I also have two friends, one of whom I've been in close contact recently, currently sitting in (the reportedly boring) swineflu quarantine.

Are Scotland still quarantining then? We've stopped that in England now.

Actually I'm in England and they never really quarantined people anyways...just said stay in your house :L
(and thats what there doing to my friends and plus everyone who knows them is doesn't come near there house.

[Chumblywumbly]

Oh I thought you meant some sort of official quarantine. Sorry for misreading that.

Not at all; quite understandable.

The person who's most ill is still updating on Facebook, so I doubt they're subject to the strictest form of isolation.

[EvilDarkMagicians]

Oh I thought you meant some sort of official quarantine. Sorry for misreading that.

Not at all; quite understandable.

The person who's most ill is still updating on Facebook, so I doubt they're subject to the strictest form of isolation.

I think my swine flu friend is going crazy he keeps calling ever minute :L.

[Dumb Ideologies]

My main concern is what could happen if Swine Flu somehow became combined with SARS, Bird Flu, AIDS, and Cancer, and then mutated so that it could be spread by sneezing mosquitoes.

[Voltairian Prospects]

Two of your friends you say?
<gets out fork>
I smell bacon!!!!!!!

[Great Void]

You are going to DIE!









Eventually.

[Exilia and Colonies]

You could end up with the flu! Nasty stuff that. Best avoided.

[United Russian State]

A friend of mine is in the late stages of swine flu, I took a photo of him.

*Puts face through desk*

So...unfunny...universe...exploding...

I disagree. I found it very funny.

[Voltairian Prospects]

You are going to DIE!









Eventually.

Who me?

I already knew that...
I have a V.I.P. pass straight into hell

Which means Yay! no lines for me!!!! have fun waiting for ANOTHER eternity!!