Justin Bieber to go to North Korea.

by **Khorata** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:36 am

In my opinion, if he ever goes there, he would either be in a mini-van with other tourists touring the DPRK or a political prison camp in the DPRK. What we really need to end this recession is an allied invasion of the DPRK, and partition the DPRK with all the nations receiving a tiny strip of the DPRK, with Pyongyang divided into 4 quarters, which Canada would get a quarter, the USA would get another, South Korea would get another quarter and South Ossetia getting the remaining part of Pyongyang. If that happens, then South Ossetia would be recognized worldwide as a sovereign nation and Georgia would just get pissed off.

by **Zykorinov** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:36 am

Volnotov wrote:Guys, stop going off topic.

On a second note, why did people vote Israel? Did they hope Bieber would get kidnapped by hamas?

Israeli fanboys and fangirls.

by **Thurask** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:36 am

Volnotov wrote:Guys, stop going off topic.

On a second note, why did people vote Israel? Did they hope Bieber would get kidnapped by hamas?

Israel's position is due to both actual Justin Bieber fans in Israel, and Poles trying to votespam for Israel so that Justin Bieber doesn't go to Poland.

by **Volnotov** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:38 am

Lol, Israelis like Justin Bieber's music?

I am terrified now

by **Greed and Death** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:40 am

Volnotov wrote:Lol, Israelis like Justin Bieber's music?

I am terrified now

No the Palestinians wanted to punish Israel for the sanctions.

by **O5vx** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:41 am

I got to admite I dont like anything about that guy. Everything about him is not real, but common guys should we not help him, I mean going to North Korea is like go to devil Island. Kim Jhon Hil will make sure that is the end of him. Help him guys, help him not get kill. I laugh so hard when I first head about him.

by **LULZCAKE** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:41 am

I'ma thinking this is probably just a plot by the CIA... seriously... if it makes YOUR stomach hurt, imagine what it'd do to the North Koreans, most of whom HAVE NEVER EVEN SEEN THE INTERNET! :lol2:

*gets shot in the head by a CIA sniper in a black jumpsuit in a jet black helicopter that makes no sound and is hovering outside the window*

by **Niur** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:42 am

"It is not known if Kim Jong-il is a fan of Justin Bieber's music"

But what if he is?

by **Zykorinov** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:43 am

O5vx wrote:I got to admite I dont like anything about that guy. Everything about him is not real, but common guys should we not help him, I mean going to North Korea is like go to devil Island. Kim Jhon Hil will make sure that is the end of him. Help him guys, help him not get kill. I laugh so hard when I first head about him.

I lol'd.

by **Niur** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:49 am

Perhaps with the help of ~~the~~ our Dear Leader, Justin Biebere can finally make some tolerable music! Perhaps they will join forces and help end the tension between the DRPK and the rest of the world with hopes for peace! With such low levels of testoterone as Bieber's, notghing is impossible!

by **Desyat** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:53 am

Volnotov wrote:Lol, Israelis like Justin Bieber's music?

I am terrified now

Yup. He's really popular in Israel, they used to play his songs on the radio all the fucking time.

by **Lordieth** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:20 am

This story is being reported on Live From Studio Five on Channel Five soon. Brilliant.

by **Living Freedom Land** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:22 am

Zykorinov wrote:
O5vx wrote:I got to admite I dont like anything about that guy. Everything about him is not real, but common guys should we not help him, I mean going to North Korea is like go to devil Island. Kim Jhon Hil will make sure that is the end of him. Help him guys, help him not get kill. I laugh so hard when I first head about him.

I lol'd.

I did too.

by **Seperate Vermont** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:24 am

Zykorinov wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:
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Zykorinov wrote:
Conservative Alliances wrote:Would Somalia have been more Lulzy? How about an island of cannibals in the Pacific?

Japan?

Japan isn't an island...

Since when?

It's an archipelago with four main islands (Honshu, Shikoku, Hokkaido, and Kyushu).

It's a small landmass surrounded on all sides by water. Definition of a island, no?

a) and island doesn't have to be small
b) There is no single landmass surrounded on all sides by water. There are thousands of such physical features. That's what makes Japan an archipelago. There is no island called "Japan," as far as I'm aware.

Ok. Kind of like Hawaii, I guess.

No. There is an island called Hawaii. But you get the idea.

Seriously?

Srsly.

Damn you and your superior intelligence, Buffy. DAMN YOU!

Teh main island is Hawaii

by **The Corparation** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:26 am

Well Bieber is a moron so seeing the world might actualy tech him something

by **O5vx** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:27 am

Hay, it seem to me like that guy has no good advisor, but we can be the hero that save his life.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:29 am

The Corparation wrote:Well Bieber is a moron so seeing the world might actualy tech him something

Which might be (marginally) acceptable if you hadn't misspelled 14% of the words in your sentence.

by **The Corparation** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:32 am

Farnhamia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Well Bieber is a moron so seeing the world might actualy tech him something

Which might be (marginally) acceptable if you hadn't misspelled 14% of the words in your sentence.

I know I just got up and my spelling is pretty bad to begin with.

by **Caninope** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:09 am

You guys realize that F7 was in on this too, right? Not much, but were part of Anon. For once in our lives.

And Justin Bieber is proof that Canada is plotting to destroy the other nations of the world.

by **Thurask** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:12 am

Caninope wrote:You guys realize that F7 was in on this too, right? Not much, but were part of Anon. For once in our lives.

And Justin Bieber is proof that Canada is plotting to destroy the other nations of the world.

Not if most of Canada's population is plotting to destroy Justin Bieber.

by **O5vx** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:25 am

Hay, am one of them. I just dont want him to die yet.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:47 am

O5vx wrote:Hay, am one of them. I just dont want him to die yet.

Could he just go already?

by **The Corparation** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:58 am

Anyone know where the I am Human button on the page is, I keep trying to vote but it won't let me.

by **The Bleeding Roses** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:02 pm

Caninope wrote:You guys realize that F7 was in on this too, right? Not much, but were part of Anon. For once in our lives.

And Justin Bieber is proof that Canada is plotting to destroy the other nations of the world.

Forum 7 is not part of anonymous...

by **Wilgrove** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:05 pm

The Bleeding Roses wrote:
Caninope wrote:You guys realize that F7 was in on this too, right? Not much, but were part of Anon. For once in our lives.

And Justin Bieber is proof that Canada is plotting to destroy the other nations of the world.

Forum 7 is not part of anonymous...

Not overtly....no....but convertly....

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