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by United Souls and Minds » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:24 am

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:25 am
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:26 am
United Souls and Minds wrote:Probably climb the statue of Lenin in Leningrad, then paint the White House Red. Then go through Texas with the Soviet flag tied to the back of my car. That is all.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Der Teutoniker » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:26 am
United Souls and Minds wrote:Probably climb the statue of Lenin in Leningrad, then paint the White House Red. Then go through Texas with the Soviet flag tied to the back of my car. That is all.
South Lorenya wrote:occasionally we get someone who has a rap sheet longer than Jormungandr
Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.
ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.
Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

by Lackadaisical2 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:26 am
United Souls and Minds wrote:Probably climb the statue of Lenin in Leningrad, then paint the White House Red. Then go through Texas with the Soviet flag tied to the back of my car. That is all.
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Chaos masters » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:30 am
Lackadaisical2 wrote:United Souls and Minds wrote:Probably climb the statue of Lenin in Leningrad, then paint the White House Red. Then go through Texas with the Soviet flag tied to the back of my car. That is all.
er... so you spend 12 or so hrs on a flight from Leningrad and then get arrested an hour later in DC for climbing over the fence, only to spend your last hours in jail. Sucks to be you.
Well maybe you could have bitched at them, thats all you seem to be good for huh?!Cm the mistress of bitch that's what they should call you. Seriously Five ancient sages of bitchdom gathered one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And 100 years, when all the bitch stars had aligned you were born and made everybodies life a living hell BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!

by Great Nepal » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:31 am
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...

by Lackadaisical2 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:31 am
Chaos masters wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:United Souls and Minds wrote:Probably climb the statue of Lenin in Leningrad, then paint the White House Red. Then go through Texas with the Soviet flag tied to the back of my car. That is all.
er... so you spend 12 or so hrs on a flight from Leningrad and then get arrested an hour later in DC for climbing over the fence, only to spend your last hours in jail. Sucks to be you.
So mean Lack, that's my job!
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:35 am
Great Nepal wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...
Still it is one of the great "achievement" of western society.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Volnotov » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:47 am

by Lackadaisical2 » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:50 am
Great Nepal wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...
Still it is one of the great "achievement" of western society.
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:59 am
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Caelapes » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:01 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...

by Great Nepal » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:04 pm
Unilisia wrote:Great Nepal wrote:1. Go to my gf and spend whole day with her - having fun and spend all my money - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life. (12 hour)
2. Tell her not to miss me.
3. Get back to home - call all my relatives all talk with them... (2 hour)
4. Spend with my parents. (2 hours)
5. Get to friends and have fun with them. (5 hour)
6. Pray to god and admit the sins. (1 hour)
7. Call and Talk to my cousin sisters again (1 hour)
8. Go to my gf and spend the last hour with her. - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life.(1 hour obviously)
Condom's prevent babehs, thus no life ruining

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:04 pm
Caelapes wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...
I'm not commenting on the many people who want to have sex. I know I'd want to have sex, but that's because I'm very much in love with my girlfriend and sex for us is a way to show that love and passion, not just animalistic rutting or "oh shit I'm going to die today I don't wanna be a virgin when I die".
What I'm referring to by calling people "sociopaths" are the creepy people who are talking about going around mass-murdering people or raping everyone they see. That's creepy. That's weird. That's not normal and it's not healthy. It's also not very funny, so if someone tries to go "well I was just kidding!!" then I guess they failed there. The only one that made me laugh was the one about driving along at "organ-crushing" speed while playing classical music. That was a good post.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:05 pm
Great Nepal wrote:Unilisia wrote:Great Nepal wrote:1. Go to my gf and spend whole day with her - having fun and spend all my money - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life. (12 hour)
2. Tell her not to miss me.
3. Get back to home - call all my relatives all talk with them... (2 hour)
4. Spend with my parents. (2 hours)
5. Get to friends and have fun with them. (5 hour)
6. Pray to god and admit the sins. (1 hour)
7. Call and Talk to my cousin sisters again (1 hour)
8. Go to my gf and spend the last hour with her. - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life.(1 hour obviously)
Condom's prevent babehs, thus no life ruining
1. Condoms aren't 100% safe.
2. Sex before marriage is not accepted in her religion and her family and herself are strongly religious (while she may agree, her family wont) - so if her family finds out she will get to huge trouble.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:05 pm

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Chaos masters » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:07 pm
Great Nepal wrote:Unilisia wrote:Great Nepal wrote:1. Go to my gf and spend whole day with her - having fun and spend all my money - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life. (12 hour)
2. Tell her not to miss me.
3. Get back to home - call all my relatives all talk with them... (2 hour)
4. Spend with my parents. (2 hours)
5. Get to friends and have fun with them. (5 hour)
6. Pray to god and admit the sins. (1 hour)
7. Call and Talk to my cousin sisters again (1 hour)
8. Go to my gf and spend the last hour with her. - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life.(1 hour obviously)
Condom's prevent babehs, thus no life ruining
1. Condoms aren't 100% safe.
2. Sex before marriage is not accepted in her religion and her family and herself are strongly religious (while she may agree, her family wont) - so if her family finds out she will get to huge trouble.
Well maybe you could have bitched at them, thats all you seem to be good for huh?!Cm the mistress of bitch that's what they should call you. Seriously Five ancient sages of bitchdom gathered one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And 100 years, when all the bitch stars had aligned you were born and made everybodies life a living hell BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:09 pm
Chaos masters wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Unilisia wrote:Great Nepal wrote:1. Go to my gf and spend whole day with her - having fun and spend all my money - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life. (12 hour)
2. Tell her not to miss me.
3. Get back to home - call all my relatives all talk with them... (2 hour)
4. Spend with my parents. (2 hours)
5. Get to friends and have fun with them. (5 hour)
6. Pray to god and admit the sins. (1 hour)
7. Call and Talk to my cousin sisters again (1 hour)
8. Go to my gf and spend the last hour with her. - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life.(1 hour obviously)
Condom's prevent babehs, thus no life ruining
1. Condoms aren't 100% safe.
2. Sex before marriage is not accepted in her religion and her family and herself are strongly religious (while she may agree, her family wont) - so if her family finds out she will get to huge trouble.
Another relatively unknown fact is a woman can get pregnant from oral and anal sex, as well as vaginal. So there is no such thing as safe sex in reality. The only 100% way of not getting a woman pregnant is not having sex at all.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

by Natapoc » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:10 pm
Caelapes wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...
I'm not commenting on the many people who want to have sex. I know I'd want to have sex, but that's because I'm very much in love with my girlfriend and sex for us is a way to show that love and passion, not just animalistic rutting or "oh shit I'm going to die today I don't wanna be a virgin when I die".
What I'm referring to by calling people "sociopaths" are the creepy people who are talking about going around mass-murdering people or raping everyone they see. That's creepy. That's weird. That's not normal and it's not healthy. It's also not very funny, so if someone tries to go "well I was just kidding!!" then I guess they failed there. The only one that made me laugh was the one about driving along at "organ-crushing" speed while playing classical music. That was a good post.

by Great Nepal » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:10 pm
Unilisia wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...
Still it is one of the great "achievement" of western society.
At least were not commies yet

by Unilisia » Fri Jul 02, 2010 12:12 pm
Great Nepal wrote:Unilisia wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Lackadaisical2 wrote:Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt
there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.
Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...
Still it is one of the great "achievement" of western society.
At least were not commies yet
Despite of being facist, I would rather live in a communist nation rather than in a nation full of people obsessed of sex.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
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