If today was your last day on Earth how would you spend it?

by **Rolamec** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:52 am

Rumbria wrote:I'd find a small village and assault it with a collection of heavy weapons. Then I would burn their wimmin and rape their houses.

Wha...?

by **Chaos masters** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:56 am

Tons of sex, beer, and of course causing mass destruction on the soon to be gone world.

by **North Amerikan States** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 9:56 am

Pull out my list and track as many down as possible, i would be remembered. :twisted:

by **Belgoniea** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:08 am

First I would get a random hot chick off the street screw her multiple times without a rubber, I don't care I won't have to pay child support. After that I would go to the movies and watch as many as possible. Finish off reading The Chronicles of the Black Company by Glenn Cook. Then finish the day running through the streets butt naked lathered in green jello. In case you were wondering this is only part of my bucket list.

by **Great Nepal** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:12 am

1. Go to my gf and spend whole day with her - having fun and spend all my money - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life. (12 hour)
2. Tell her not to miss me.
3. Get back to home - call all my relatives all talk with them... (2 hour)
4. Spend with my parents. (2 hours)
5. Get to friends and have fun with them. (5 hour)
6. Pray to god and admit the sins. (1 hour)
7. Call and Talk to my cousin sisters again (1 hour)
8. Go to my gf and spend the last hour with her. - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life.(1 hour obviously)

by **Maryginia** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:15 am

find the hottest girl on earth and have sex with her

by **Rolamec** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:17 am

Maryginia wrote:find the hottest girl on earth and have sex with her

I don't think raping as your last act on earth would be the best way to go.

by **Der Teutoniker** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:18 am

Olthar wrote:I'd fulfill my Germanic heritage by pillaging, raping, and murdering everything I run into. I'm going to fucking Valhalla, bitches.

Close, actually being a good warrior is the way to Walhall.

by **Maryginia** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:23 am

Rolamec wrote:
Maryginia wrote:find the hottest girl on earth and have sex with her

I don't think raping as your last act on earth would be the best way to go.

rape only if she refuses and in my religion when you die if you repent right at heaven your in until the messiahcomes at least according to the orthodox im jewish

by **Rolamec** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:28 am

Maryginia wrote:
Rolamec wrote:
Maryginia wrote:find the hottest girl on earth and have sex with her

I don't think raping as your last act on earth would be the best way to go.

rape only if she refuses and in my religion when you die if you repent right at heaven your in until the messiahcomes at least according to the orthodox im jewish

I'm pretty sure the "hottest girl on earth" would. And sure, something like that.

by **Der Teutoniker** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:33 am

Rolamec wrote:I'm pretty sure the "hottest girl on earth" would. And sure, something like that.

"She" is probably me, and I'd totally say yes!

hahahahahahahahahahaha girls on the internet. What a thought.

by **Caelapes** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:37 am

goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt

there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.

by **Great Nepal** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:43 am

Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.

by **Knowlandia** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:43 am

East Fancainia wrote:
New Nicksyllvania wrote:Take a Horse Strength Viagra and go on a serial rape spree.

Some one robbed a 711, and stole all the Viagra. The cops say that he's "One hard Criminal"

BA-DA-PSST

by **Rolamec** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:49 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Rolamec wrote:I'm pretty sure the "hottest girl on earth" would. And sure, something like that.

"She" is probably me, and I'd totally say yes!

hahahahahahahahahahaha girls on the internet. What a thought.

Yes, considering they probably wouldn't be the hottest. Though some of them are definitely attractive.

by **North Amerikan States** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 10:51 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Rolamec wrote:I'm pretty sure the "hottest girl on earth" would. And sure, something like that.

"She" is probably me, and I'd totally say yes!

hahahahahahahahahahaha girls on the internet. What a thought.

I almost thought i met a girl who liked amon amarth, thanks for smashing my hopes!

by **Der Teutoniker** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:04 am

North Amerikan States wrote:I almost thought i met a girl who liked amon amarth, thanks for smashing my hopes!

I don't think girls are allowed on the internet. I'm pretty sure that ovaries emit and anti-internet... beam?

Lol, sorry, I have a penis... I do like Amon Amarth, though, if that's any consolation. (I know my sig may leave doubts.)

by **Nightkill the Emperor** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:08 am

Rolamec wrote:I would smoke pot, have sex, and drink till I could drink no more.

^This

by **Unilisia** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:12 am

Great Nepal wrote:1. Go to my gf and spend whole day with her - having fun and spend all my money - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life. (12 hour)
2. Tell her not to miss me.
3. Get back to home - call all my relatives all talk with them... (2 hour)
4. Spend with my parents. (2 hours)
5. Get to friends and have fun with them. (5 hour)
6. Pray to god and admit the sins. (1 hour)
7. Call and Talk to my cousin sisters again (1 hour)
8. Go to my gf and spend the last hour with her. - just to clear things up... no sex though I dont want to ruin her life.(1 hour obviously)

Condom's prevent babehs, thus no life ruining :palm:

by **Unilisia** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:13 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Rolamec wrote:I'm pretty sure the "hottest girl on earth" would. And sure, something like that.

"She" is probably me, and I'd totally say yes!

hahahahahahahahahahaha girls on the internet. What a thought.

*flips off the idiot sexist*

by **American MapleStory** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:14 am

I would probably strip off, sport a massive erection and walk out on the street until arrested and tell the police to suck me.
Then I would pray.

by **ELM13** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:17 am

I'd take all of the drugs possible to take drink untill I could not speak have as much sex as possible after I intoxicated myselfand enjoy my self and if this is in a game wotld then I would make all of my power going to saving my people and if not, what I just said.

by **Der Teutoniker** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:18 am

Unilisia wrote:*flips off the idiot sexist*

Wow... can't even detect sarcasm when I went out of my way to make it obvious, and then, above and beyond included a winkie?

Maybe NSG isn't the place for you....

by **Unilisia** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:19 am

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Unilisia wrote:*flips off the idiot sexist*

Wow... can't even detect sarcasm when I went out of my way to make it obvious, and then, above and beyond included a winkie?

Maybe NSG isn't the place for you....

I was messing with you :palm:

I say that to everyone that does the "no girls on the internet" thing

by **Lackadaisical2** » Fri Jul 02, 2010 11:23 am

Great Nepal wrote:Seriously people are so obsessed with "sex" - they started to think sex is EVERYTHING and ONLY THING that matters - a great achievement of western socity.

Caelapes wrote:goddamn look at all the sociopaths itt

there's a reason NSG meetups don't happen in real life and it's people like you. You know who you are.

Most of them are young uns. Other people really are obsessed with sex...

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