How will humanity die?

[Galloism]

It's gonna be global warming, the population is expected to double by 2015, but due to longer and more intense drought (from global warming) are we going to grow twice as much food? No!
Not only that, i think we'll take down everything else with us (due to another disaster before this one, like one on your list) before we take down ourselves.

In six years?

We're fucked.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

It's gonna be global warming, the population is expected to double by 2015, but due to longer and more intense drought (from global warming) are we going to grow twice as much food? No!
Not only that, i think we'll take down everything else with us (due to another disaster before this one, like one on your list) before we take down ourselves.

In six years?

We're fucked.

oh how funny, the human race fucks itself to oblivion.
Yeah i'm looking at you parents and grandparents, you have no idea what you've done have you, couldn't think any further than your own sexual organs you bastards, well we're in a pretty state now.

[Galloism]

It's gonna be global warming, the population is expected to double by 2015, but due to longer and more intense drought (from global warming) are we going to grow twice as much food? No!
Not only that, i think we'll take down everything else with us (due to another disaster before this one, like one on your list) before we take down ourselves.

In six years?

We're fucked.

oh how funny, the human race fucks itself to oblivion.
Yeah i'm looking at you parents and grandparents, you have no idea what you've done have you, couldn't think any further than your own sexual organs you bastards, well we're in a pretty state now.

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

[Mad hatters in jeans]

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

yeah it's sad but there's not much we can do about it so don't worry. I'd be like trying to make flames against a sun going supernova.

[The Romulan Republic]

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

Don't believe everything you here on the internet. Especially when there's no source. Granted, Wikipedia's not a highly reliable source, but these numbers fit much better with the projections I've heard in the past, as opposed to the alarmist nonsense of the population doubling in six years. And even if these numbers are off, it only proves the point that anyone can pull some imaginary numbers out of the air.

Here' the link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overpopulation

With the relevant part quoted:

Projections to 2050
United Nations reports, such as World Population Prospects state:
World population is currently growing by approximately 74 million people per year. If current fertility rates continued, in 2050 the total world population would be 11 billion, with 169 million people added each year. However, global fertility rates have been falling for decades, and the updated United Nations figures project that the world population will reach 9.2 billion around 2050.[7][8] This is the medium variant figure which assumes a decrease in average fertility from the present level of 2.5 down to 2.
Almost all growth will take place in the less developed regions, where today’s 5.3 billion population of underdeveloped countries is expected to increase to 7.8 billion in 2050. By contrast, the population of the more developed regions will remain mostly unchanged, at 1.2 billion. The world's population is expected to rise by 40% to 9.1 billion. An exception is the United States population, which is expected to increase 44% from 305 million in 2008 to 439 million in 2050.[9]
In 2000-2005, the average world fertility was 2.65 children per woman, about half the level in 1950-1955 (5 children per woman). In the medium variant, global fertility is projected to decline further to 2.05 children per woman.
During 2005-2050, nine countries are expected to account for half of the world’s projected population increase: India, Pakistan, Nigeria, Democratic Republic of the Congo, Bangladesh, Uganda, United States of America, Ethiopia, and China, listed according to the size of their contribution to population growth.
Global life expectancy at birth, which is estimated to have risen from 46 years in 1950-1955 to 65 years in 2000-2005, is expected to keep rising to reach 75 years in 2045-2050. In the more developed regions, the projected increase is from 75 years today to 82 years by mid-century. Among the least developed countries, where life expectancy today is just under 50 years, it is expected to be 66 years in 2045-2050.
The population of 51 countries or areas, including Germany, Italy, Japan and most of the successor States of the former Soviet Union, is expected to be lower in 2050 than in 2005.
During 2005-2050, the net number of international migrants to more developed regions is projected to be 98 million. Because deaths are projected to exceed births in the more developed regions by 73 million during 2005-2050, population growth in those regions will largely be due to international migration.
In 2000-2005, net migration in 28 countries either prevented population decline or doubled at least the contribution of natural increase (births minus deaths) to population growth. These countries include Austria, Canada, Croatia, Denmark, Germany, Italy, Portugal, Qatar, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, United Arab Emirates and United Kingdom.[10]
Birth rates are now falling in a small percentage of developing countries, while the actual populations in many developed countries would fall without immigration.[11]
By 2050 (Medium variant), India will have almost 1.7 billion people, China 1.4 billion, United States 400 million, Indonesia 297 million, Pakistan 292 million, Nigeria 289 million, Bangladesh 254 million, Brazil 254 million, Democratic Republic of the Congo 187 million, Ethiopia 183 million, Philippines 141 million, Mexico 132 million, Egypt 121 million, Vietnam 120 million, Russia 108 million, Japan 103 million, Iran 100 million, Turkey 99 million, Uganda 93 million, Tanzania 85 million, and Kenya 85 million.

2050
Africa - 1.9 billion
Asia - 5.2 billion
Europe - 664 million
Latin America & Caribbean - 769 million
Northern America - 445 million[12]

[Molested Sock]

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

That's a pretty big claim for you to make.

[Galloism]

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

Don't believe everything you here on the internet. Especially when there's no source. Granted, Wikipedia's not a highly reliable source, but these numbers fit much better with the projections I've heard in the past, as opposed to the alarmist nonsense of the population doubling in six years. And even if these numbers are off, it only proves the point that anyone can pull some imaginary numbers out of the air.

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

That's a pretty big claim for you to make.

Way for two people to completely miss the fucking point. I was making fun of him. I know very well the population isn't doubling every 6 years, but that's what Louis Van Beowulf claimed, and I was mocking the claim.

[Sanctus-Terra]

Insanity.

[The Alma Mater]

Some combination of a Stargate Atlantis Wraith attack, Babylon 5 Shadow attack, Stargate Replicator Attack and Startrek Klingon attack followed by a Star Wars Death star attack.

What would the deathstar destroy ? A shadow death cloud would have completely destroyed the earth already.

[Molested Sock]

Some combination of a Stargate Atlantis Wraith attack, Babylon 5 Shadow attack, Stargate Replicator Attack and Startrek Klingon attack followed by a Star Wars Death star attack.

What would the deathstar destroy ? A shadow death cloud would have completely destroyed the earth already.

If another Deathstar is going to be made they'll use it no matter if there is something there or not.
How about A New New Hope?

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

Don't believe everything you here on the internet. Especially when there's no source. Granted, Wikipedia's not a highly reliable source, but these numbers fit much better with the projections I've heard in the past, as opposed to the alarmist nonsense of the population doubling in six years. And even if these numbers are off, it only proves the point that anyone can pull some imaginary numbers out of the air.

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

That's a pretty big claim for you to make.

Way for two people to completely miss the fucking point. I was making fun of him. I know very well the population isn't doubling every 6 years, but that's what Louis Van Beowulf claimed, and I was mocking the claim.

I saw what you were doing but disagree on one point, which perhaps I have not seen that they made.
That being that in the following 6 year cycle we would again see a doubling of the population.
15 Billion would indeed be unsustainable in the current food allocation system and same goes for other resources, 21 Billion in as little as 12 years I would say absolutly unsustainable.

If they did say every 6 years a doubling of population I can apologise, if not, best I can offer you is a good night.

Maybe with a bedtime story and a kiss on the cheek?

[Galloism]

I saw what you were doing but disagree on one point, which perhaps I have not seen that they made.
That being that in the following 6 year cycle we would again see a doubling of the population.
15 Billion would indeed be unsustainable in the current food allocation system and same goes for other resources, 21 Billion in as little as 12 years I would say absolutly unsustainable.

If they did say every 6 years a doubling of population I can apologise, if not, best I can offer you is a good night.

Maybe with a bedtime story and a kiss on the cheek?

Dunno, you a cute female of legal age? We might be able to work something out.

Well, he said the population would double by 2015. That's only 6 years away, and we can extrapolate that to the population doubling every six years. That would, of course, put us in a crisis in no time flat.

[Molested Sock]

I saw what you were doing but disagree on one point, which perhaps I have not seen that they made.
That being that in the following 6 year cycle we would again see a doubling of the population.
15 Billion would indeed be unsustainable in the current food allocation system and same goes for other resources, 21 Billion in as little as 12 years I would say absolutly unsustainable.

If they did say every 6 years a doubling of population I can apologise, if not, best I can offer you is a good night.

Maybe with a bedtime story and a kiss on the cheek?

Dunno, you a cute female of legal age? We might be able to work something out.

Well, he said the population would double by 2015. That's only 6 years away, and we can extrapolate that to the population doubling every six years. That would, of course, put us in a crisis in no time flat.

Bearded male 25 years old.

We could do that, I chose to dismiss it because it was too retarded for someone to make, though I shouldn't be surprised by NS.
Redicule as you feel, it's 1:40am and I have to get up to go to work at 6:20

[Galloism]

Bearded male 25 years old.

No dice. We could go get a beer if you wanted, though.

We could do that, I chose to dismiss it because it was too retarded for someone to make, though I shouldn't be surprised by NS.

This... Is... NSG!!!

[The Romulan Republic]

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

Don't believe everything you here on the internet. Especially when there's no source. Granted, Wikipedia's not a highly reliable source, but these numbers fit much better with the projections I've heard in the past, as opposed to the alarmist nonsense of the population doubling in six years. And even if these numbers are off, it only proves the point that anyone can pull some imaginary numbers out of the air.

I just had no idea the human population was doubling every 6 years. You realize by 2021 there will be something on the order of 26 billion people on earth?

That's a pretty big claim for you to make.

Way for two people to completely miss the fucking point. I was making fun of him. I know very well the population isn't doubling every 6 years, but that's what Louis Van Beowulf claimed, and I was mocking the claim.

Tell me, why should I assume sarcasm on your part? If the guy you were making fun of meant it, why not you?

Seriously, given how many people on the internet believe utterly insane things quite sincerely, I'm not going to assume someone didn't mean it unless I know them pretty damn well.

[Galloism]

Tell me, why should I assume sarcasm on your part? If the guy you were making fun of meant it, why not you?

Seriously, given how many people on the internet believe utterly insane things quite sincerely, I'm not going to assume someone didn't mean it unless I know them pretty damn well.

Hang around a while. My sarcasm's pretty easy to detect.

Also, you should examine the writings of the famed 20th century philosopher and noted cynic Ayn Rand.

[The Romulan Republic]

Hang around a while. My sarcasm's pretty easy to detect.

A simple statement of opinion, and one I am free to disagree with.

Also, I have been on Nationstates for a year or more. I'm not exactly a noob, even if I'm not one of the most high-profile posters.

Also, you should examine the writings of the famed 20th century philosopher and noted cynic Ayn Rand.

Was that another joke?

[Galloism]

Hang around a while. My sarcasm's pretty easy to detect.

A simple statement of opinion, and one I am free to disagree with.

Also, I have been on Nationstates for a year or more. I'm not exactly a noob, even if I'm not one of the most high-profile posters.

I am. Hint: 80% of my posts are sarcastic or nitpicky.

Also, you should examine the writings of the famed 20th century philosopher and noted cynic Ayn Rand.

Was that another joke?

[No Names Left Damn It]

TRR, the problem lies with you. Gallosim's sarcasm is easy to detect.

[SaintB]

Years of getting progressively dumber will eventually lead to our total demise.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Years of getting progressively dumber will eventually lead to our total demise.

I shall cling to your posts to keep me through these dark days.
although today here is very very sunny.
but you get the idea.
*grabs SaintB's leg and doesn't let go*

[Voltairian Prospects]

I will eat all of human kind
except the children... they probably taste like boogers.

[Minnas]

I will eat all of human kind
except the children... they probably taste like boogers.

That's disgusting, you know.

[Voltairian Prospects]

I will eat all of human kind
except the children... they probably taste like boogers.

That's disgusting, you know.

Just another comment from the depths of my mind... probably should have been left in there... but hey, what do I care... this is where I let steam off

And even if it was true, cannibalism is just frowned upon by most cultures... hmmmmm... but you must realize that it is only a joke.

BTW: I'm so sorry that case of sandy crotch hasn't cleared up yet.

[Molested Sock]

No dice. We could go get a beer if you wanted, though.

Surely more than one?

We could do that, I chose to dismiss it because it was too retarded for someone to make, though I shouldn't be surprised by NS.

This... Is... NSG!!!

Of that I am sceptical.

Hang around a while. My sarcasm's pretty easy to detect.

A simple statement of opinion, and one I am free to disagree with.

Also, I have been on Nationstates for a year or more. I'm not exactly a noob, even if I'm not one of the most high-profile posters.

I am. Hint: 80% of my posts are sarcastic or nitpicky.

Wo wo wo, was that you admitting to being a noob or a high-profile poster?

[EvilDarkMagicians]

We all become impotent and no longer have kids. Like "Children of Men".

In vitro fertilizations. "Test tube babies". Cloning.

Too many ways to get around that one.

Not if the problem is in the capability of mothers to carry a baby.

We still don't have reliable technology for turning eggs into infants without a mommy.

I have heard they are developing artificial wombs so that problem may be solved one day...don't ask me for proof (I think its from the book called 'human' written by oxford university.)