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How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Minnas » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:23 pm

I tend to either be straightforward or use deceit. Tell me NSG, is deceit a good way of getting an SO or not?
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Re: How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Yootopia » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Coke for you, roofies for them. Obv.
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Postby Almajoya » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:24 pm

Sure, but money is better. ;)
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Re: How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Getbrett » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:25 pm

It works for more casual relationships. It takes a lot of effort to maintain deceit when it progresses beyond that.

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Postby Desperate Measures » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:25 pm

You tell them that you own a slip and slide. It is irresistible.
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Re: How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Aelosia » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:26 pm

Being attractive usually works. The more attractive you look/are, the more chance of succeding you have.

Fairly simple.
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Re: How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Galloism » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:28 pm

I suppose we need a definition of "get".

One night stand, casual fling, lifelong partner... something along those lines, maybe something in between.
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Postby Farnhamia » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:30 pm

Etchings. Or taser and a wheelbarrow. It's a toss-up, really.
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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:32 pm

Chloroform. *nod*
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Re: How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Jordaxia » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:37 pm

my way always works. show them the princess bride, and slowly over the course of the film, get closer and closer to them.

If that doesn't yield instant results, get them to play max payne 2 afterwards. they'll be falling into your arms by the end of the first level.

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Re: How to get the man/woman you want?

Postby Robarya » Thu Jul 02, 2009 2:48 pm

Aelosia wrote:Being attractive usually works. The more attractive you look/are, the more chance of succeding you have.

Fairly simple.


Agreed. The better your looks, the better your chances are, even if you don't act "100% perfect." The cliché statement "it is the inside that counts" is used alot, but in reality most of us wants a partner that is at least somewhat sexually attractive. Having said that, personality is definitely not unimportant, but decent looks certainly tend to be a basic requirement.


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