Existential Crises

[Yootopia]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

[Lackadaisical2]

Nah, I've killed myself a couple times now.

[Hydesland]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

[Yootopia]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

Fuck that I'd just get fat.

[Lackadaisical2]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

Addendum, drink too.

Actually don't. Drinking is probably the worst idea. Go on NS more and avoid all your problems

[SaintB]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

Fuck that I'd just get fat.

eat diet pizza?

[Yootopia]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

Fuck that I'd just get fat.

eat diet pizza?

And only play games involving jogging?

[Akosha]

Embrace ambiguity and uncertainty. Remind yourself that it is, in fact, a good think that you wrestle with the totality of your own existence; it means that you're not so simple as to be uninteresting.

[HotRodia]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

I convinced myself to stop thinking for a while and simply enjoy life. It worked well.

[Takaram]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

Fuck that I'd just get fat.

eat diet pizza?

And only play games involving jogging?

Play WiiFit.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Here's an expert on the subject: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81W-jcOuj0

[Ashmoria]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

i lie down until it goes away.

[Yootopia]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

I convinced myself to stop thinking for a while and simply enjoy life. It worked well.

Too much going on, or rather not going on, for that.

[Galloism]

I would like to know when they end. How do you make the existential crisis stop? This I want to know.

[Zykorinov]

I would like to know when they end. How do you make the existential crisis stop? This I want to know.

Apply rash cream directly to aggravated area. Wait 1 week.

[Lackadaisical2]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

I convinced myself to stop thinking for a while and simply enjoy life. It worked well.

Too much going on, or rather not going on, for that.

Grab a plane and fly somewhere interesting.

I dunno if you're considering suicide, but you might as well do something fun before you go.

[Yootopia]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

I convinced myself to stop thinking for a while and simply enjoy life. It worked well.

Too much going on, or rather not going on, for that.

Grab a plane and fly somewhere interesting.

Can't afford to, need to get a new passport which takes for fucking ever, wouldn't really want to anyway.

I dunno if you're considering suicide.

Not especially.

[Galloism]

Grab a plane and fly somewhere interesting.

Can't afford to, need to get a new passport which takes for fucking ever, wouldn't really want to anyway.

I'd like to point out that he did not say "buy a ticket" or "rent a plane". He simply said to "grab a plane."

Just throwing that out there.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Meditate?

Or stuff your face with your favourite foods and watch your favourite movies.

[Hydesland]

Play videogames. Eat pizza.

Fuck that I'd just get fat.

The crisis is not likely to last that long.

[Lackadaisical2]

Can't afford to, need to get a new passport which takes for fucking ever, wouldn't really want to anyway.

I dunno if you're considering suicide.

Not especially.

Well don't rule it out

[NERVUN]

Listen to "Existential Blues" a lot?

That helps.

[Yootopia]

Grab a plane and fly somewhere interesting.

Can't afford to, need to get a new passport which takes for fucking ever, wouldn't really want to anyway.

I'd like to point out that he did not say "buy a ticket" or "rent a plane". He simply said to "grab a plane."

Just throwing that out there.

BTP is made up of people who'd kick my arse, sadly

[Sailsia]

Having one at the moment, but would like to lessen the blogginess of posting this, so how have you guys generally ploughed through them sans suicide?

Listen to kick-ass rock music. It works for me every time. Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, and The Who are some of the best ones. I recommend Quadrophenia and The Wall for your situation.

[Imsogone]

Eat chocolate, read bad poetry, write bad poetry, lose myself in highly unrealistic, depressive fantasies, ignore it until it goes away (because all existential crises ultimately resolve themselves whether you give them input or not).