Hello, I'm your creepy stalker!

[Aelosia]

I want a stalker.

You don't, really, you don't.

You could always come visit! I could get Kaenei to do the same.

I went to New York, I left you all people messages, dozens of them in mIRC. I was willing to meet anyone, and none of you answered. I had enough travel money and a huge room all for myself!, and none of you appeared!

Now do you think I am going to pay AGAIN to go to the US?

[Galloism]

I want a stalker.

You don't, really, you don't.

Actually I do, if only for the pleasure of making her pull her hair out in frustration from trying to follow me. I can vanish quickly, and it would be fun to do that all the time if you know someone's trying to follow you.

Well, at least it would be for me.

[Aelosia]

I want a stalker.

You don't, really, you don't.

Actually I do, if only for the pleasure of making her pull her hair out in frustration from trying to follow me. I can vanish quickly, and it would be fun to do that all the time if you know someone's trying to follow you.

Well, at least it would be for me.

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

[Galloism]

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

You gonna stalk me? This could be fun. I'm a long way from you, though.

[Carthin]

Normal action these days, but some people aren't ready for it.

[Aelosia]

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

You gonna stalk me? This could be fun. I'm a long way from you, though.

This thread started about electronic stalking, right? Let's start with something simple.

Remember I was professionally trained for this.

[Galloism]

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

You gonna stalk me? This could be fun. I'm a long way from you, though.

This thread started about electronic stalking, right? Let's start with something simple.

Remember I was professionally trained for this.

Electronic stalking isn't nearly as much fun.

[Treznor]

You could always come visit! I could get Kaenei to do the same.

I went to New York, I left you all people messages, dozens of them in mIRC. I was willing to meet anyone, and none of you answered. I had enough travel money and a huge room all for myself!, and none of you appeared!

Now do you think I am going to pay AGAIN to go to the US?

You did? I don't remember seeing any of those messages. I'm very sorry we let you down like that! I really wanted to meet you!

[Mad hatters in jeans]

yes that's creepy, but acceptable. What i find more disturbing is that you want to know about your ex at all? Surely if it's an ex it means stay the hell away from them?

[Aelosia]

You could always come visit! I could get Kaenei to do the same.

I went to New York, I left you all people messages, dozens of them in mIRC. I was willing to meet anyone, and none of you answered. I had enough travel money and a huge room all for myself!, and none of you appeared!

Now do you think I am going to pay AGAIN to go to the US?

You did? I don't remember seeing any of those messages. I'm very sorry we let you down like that! I really wanted to meet you!

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

[Treznor]

You did? I don't remember seeing any of those messages. I'm very sorry we let you down like that! I really wanted to meet you!

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

Dear gods, no. I'd have to commit ritual seppuku in the public square. I'm in Denver, Colorado.

[Galloism]

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

No love for Nanatsu and I.

[Treznor]

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

No love for Nanatsu and I.

Come to Denver and we'll make it a party! My lady and I would love to meet you all.

[Aelosia]

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

No love for Nanatsu and I.

I am going to MOVE to Spain, isn't that enough for old Nanatsu?

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

No love for Nanatsu and I.

Come to Denver and we'll make it a party! My lady and I would love to meet you all.

Ohhh, Rocky Mountains! I love mountains. Let me establish myself in the new country and we can speak about my visit!

I hope you truly impress me with the party. I'll put my dancing skillz into the fray!

[Galloism]

Anyway, the desire to meet you before I am a wrinkled hag stands, so, that is in Utah, right?

No love for Nanatsu and I.

I am going to MOVE to Spain, isn't that enough for old Nanatsu?

If we go back, I guess it would be.

[New Limacon]

So, NSG, what sayeth you: Is googling another person (and browsing through the links that come up) fair game, or is it an unfair exploit of the new possibilities? When does such info-gathering become creepy?

It is kind of creepy you can so easily find out so much information about her, but that's more a "the Internet is a strange place" than "SoWiBi is a stalker" kind of thing.
However, now that he thinks you are an efficient if creepy stalker, I'd use the opportunity to casually bring up some interesting but not necessarily true stories. "So, I was looking through Cynthia's medical records the other day, and was wondering if that sex change had any lasting side effects."

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

Ay Ae. No le hagas mucho caso al gringo éste. Es que le gusta pensar que uuna chama lo persiga y tal. Ya le he dicho que tiene que dejar de estar viendo tanta película chunga. Pero no me hace nadita de caso. En fin, ya sabes cómo son los gringos.

[Aelosia]

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

Ay Ae. No le hagas mucho caso al gringo éste. Es que le gusta pensar que uuna chama lo persiga y tal. Ya le he dicho que tiene que dejar de estar viendo tanta película chunga. Pero no me hace nadita de caso. En fin, ya sabes cómo son los gringos.

Es que si lo persiguen de verdad se va ir en barro en los interiores.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Well, I'm up to the challenge. Want the gentleman to start with a clue as a little headstart to the lady, or should the lady start from 0?

Ay Ae. No le hagas mucho caso al gringo éste. Es que le gusta pensar que uuna chama lo persiga y tal. Ya le he dicho que tiene que dejar de estar viendo tanta película chunga. Pero no me hace nadita de caso. En fin, ya sabes cómo son los gringos.

Es que si lo persiguen de verdad se va ir en barro en los interiores.

Ala, crees que se cague en los calzones?

[Aelosia]

Es que si lo persiguen de verdad se va ir en barro en los interiores.

Ala, crees que se cague en los calzones?[/quote]

Por así decirlo, esas fantasías terminan siendo pesadillas.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Es que si lo persiguen de verdad se va ir en barro en los interiores.

Ala, crees que se cague en los calzones?

Por así decirlo, esas fantasías terminan siendo pesadillas.[/quote]

Es que nadie aprende por cabeza ajena. Habrá que dejarlo que siga soñando, hasta que le pase. Entonces, yo, tan maja que soy, voy a saboreármelo todito cuando tenga que decirle "Te lo dije, primo!".

[BunnySaurus Bugsii]

our relationships with others would be so different if we could google "the truth" about them and find all the icky things that we all do now and then. no more pretense of being better people than we really are.

Yes.

And that would be good.

Why not go further, and consider that we could do that for anybody? You see them on the street, don't even ask for their name, and your internal computer offers you the low-down on them?

EDIT: I just realized, that was exactly what you said. I wish people didn't use "have a relationship with" to mean a sexual relationship. Euphemism corrupts the whole language.

I'm trying to get used to this idea. Because it is possible, I can't imagine laws which would prevent it, and I'm not even sure that I would try to prevent it.

It could even be called equitable. Why shouldn't everyone have "stalker" capability, when plainly some do by effort or opportunity?

[Lunatic Goofballs]

If I were a stalker, It wouldn't be out of some obsessive interest in the stalkee, it would be because i like messing with people.

[BunnySaurus Bugsii]

If I were a stalker, It wouldn't be out of some obsessive interest in the stalkee, it would be because i like messing with people.

I like you.

But I won't throw a pie just yet.

I will wait for the moment a tear falls from your eye, as you lower your most beloved into her grave.

Then ... BIG SLOPPY WARM CREAM-PIE, right in the face!

[Kyronea]

What dating website...? I know people who are on sites that charge and I can't understand why as there's at least one free site that caters reasonably well for all one's friend with benefits / polyamorous needs.

What free site would that be?