If you could choose your life how would it happen?

[JuNii]

I'ld have a super cool girlfriend, an awsome job and be wealthy enough to bail out the US national debt.

[Unitedstates of russia]

I'd be in a rock band as lead guitar

[No Names Left Damn It]

Like this one, minus some of (but not all) of the bad things.

[DrunkenDove]

Exactly like the life I have now, except I'd have a talking unicorn that shits gold bricks.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I kinda like how things turned out. So I guess I'd be me exactly as I am, but with omnipotence. *nod*

[Conserative Morality]

I kinda like how things turned out. So I guess I'd be me exactly as I am, but with omnipotence. *nod*

We're all doomed.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I kinda like how things turned out. So I guess I'd be me exactly as I am, but with omnipotence. *nod*

We're all doomed.

On the contrary, I would make a fantastically entertaining Almighty. I'd make Australia slowly rotate. *nod*

[Surote]

I'd be president with a beautiful wife which will happen after college.

[Conserative Morality]

On the contrary, I would make a fantastically entertaining Almighty. I'd make Australia slowly rotate. *nod*

Do prefer 'God of Chaos' or 'God of Insanity'?

[Jimanistan]

I would be Lyudmila Pavlichenko.

She kicked ass.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

On the contrary, I would make a fantastically entertaining Almighty. I'd make Australia slowly rotate. *nod*

Do prefer 'God of Chaos' or 'God of Insanity'?

I'm not much for labels, but I've always liked 'God of Mischief'.

[Conserative Morality]

I'm not much for labels, but I've always liked 'God of Mischief'.

I think we have a comic book fan.

[Antilon]

On the contrary, I would make a fantastically entertaining Almighty. I'd make Australia slowly rotate. *nod*

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I liked it better when God couldn't be proven...

[Lunatic Goofballs]

I'm not much for labels, but I've always liked 'God of Mischief'.

I think we have a comic book fan.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

On the contrary, I would make a fantastically entertaining Almighty. I'd make Australia slowly rotate. *nod*

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I liked it better when God couldn't be proven...[/quote]

But at least the argument would be over:

God is a warped individual that doesn't listen to your prayers and frankly couldn't give a crap. He's only interested in entertainment and everyone on Earth exists to either be entertained or be the entertainment. That and sipping margaritas on a beach in the Caribbean. On the plus side, he doesn't hold killing in particularly high regard which he has turned every weapon within 200 miles of Jerusalem into a yummy cinnamon buns. Take the hint.

Now tell me that isn't in many ways preferable to what we have now.

[Gift-of-god]

I would have one where I had no destiny except that which I choose, one that would surprise me every day with some beauty I could never have imagined.

In other words, I would live the life I have.

[Conserative Morality]

Loki, God of mischief?

[Antilon]

God is a warped individual that doesn't listen to your prayers and frankly couldn't give a crap. He's only interested in entertainment and everyone on Earth exists to either be entertained or be the entertainment. That and sipping margaritas on a beach in the Caribbean. On the plus side, he doesn't hold killing in particularly high regard which he has turned every weapon within 200 miles of Jerusalem into a yummy cinnamon buns. Take the hint.

Now tell me that isn't in many ways preferable to what we have now.

I just don't like the idea of how the danger of pie or mud is not a question of if, but when. Please understand my anxiety, as opposed to when there was a questionable existence of God and when pie and mud was if.

[Lunatic Goofballs]

Loki, God of mischief?

Oh. Gotcha. He's not the only God of Mischief though. There's also Hermes, Robin Goodfellow and Coyote. I'm partial to Hermes myself.

[New Limacon]

Oh. Gotcha. He's not the only God of Mischief though. There's also Hermes, Robin Goodfellow and Coyote. I'm partial to Hermes myself.

I miss having a pantheon. Maybe we could try to create a national, secular version, with something like Congress.
"Arlen Specter, the Janus of the Modern Era. Don Young, the God of Graft. Dodd, the Lord of Banking." And etc.

[Western Mercenary Unio]

I miss having a pantheon. Maybe we could try to create a national, secular version, with something like Congress.
"Arlen Specter, the Janus of the Modern Era. Don Young, the God of Graft. Dodd, the Lord of Banking." And etc.

Then, there are the Trope Pantheons if you are willing to settle for fictional characters.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

Oh. Gotcha. He's not the only God of Mischief though. There's also Hermes, Robin Goodfellow and Coyote. I'm partial to Hermes myself.

I miss having a pantheon. Maybe we could try to create a national, secular version, with something like Congress.
"Arlen Specter, the Janus of the Modern Era. Don Young, the God of Graft. Dodd, the Lord of Banking." And etc.

Pantheons are dangerous things, i hear tales of them in exotic countries like, "edinburgh zoo" and "Jaffa".
They can take a mans arm clean off in one bite.

[Dyakovo]

i'd be born to extremely rich parents. that would sorta set me up for life.

also, i'd have a second brain. in my cock. for some reason.

You'd want both in the same place?

[Mad hatters in jeans]

i'd be born to extremely rich parents. that would sorta set me up for life.

also, i'd have a second brain. in my cock. for some reason.

You'd want both in the same place?

well played

[Everyone is a Pony]

i'd be born to extremely rich parents. that would sorta set me up for life.

also, i'd have a second brain. in my cock. for some reason.

You'd want both in the same place?

well played

Indeed!

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Actually, I'm not sure there's any modification I can make to my life that would make me a better/happier person. I mean, a lot of the trauma that's happened sucks, sure. But it's sort of defined, or help to define who I am.

Nah. I wouldn't change anything.