2024 U.S.A. Presidential Election Thread

[San Lumen]

Would the American politics thread not cover this?

[Vassenor]

Would the American politics thread not cover this?

We're not doing rolling megathreads any more so it's back to specific subject threads.

[Unoccupied New York]

I had to block her on Twitter, but at this point, Marianne Williamson seems like the only candidate vaguely resembling a sane, rational, lucid adult. Just saying.

[Vassenor]

I had to block her on Twitter, but at this point, Marianne Williamson seems like the only candidate vaguely resembling a sane, rational, lucid adult. Just saying.

Apart from the bit where her campaign is falling to bits around her ears.

[Major-Tom]

I had to block her on Twitter, but at this point, Marianne Williamson seems like the only candidate vaguely resembling a sane, rational, lucid adult. Just saying.

...Her?

[Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing]

Every election has

The out of touch white guy- Biden
The out of touch white guy- Trump
How tf are you still alive- Bernie
The one that watches too many SJW cringe compilations- Vivek
Florida Man who obsessed with gay people- Desantis
The moderate with no chance of winning- Nikki Haley
The anitvaxxer- RFK jr
The average progressive- Williamson

Walter white: Holy sh*t I think I accidentally moved to the USA

[Incelastan]

I had to block her on Twitter, but at this point, Marianne Williamson seems like the only candidate vaguely resembling a sane, rational, lucid adult. Just saying.

...Her?

I'm pretty sure that she's a woman.

[Incelastan]

I had to block her on Twitter, but at this point, Marianne Williamson seems like the only candidate vaguely resembling a sane, rational, lucid adult. Just saying.

Apart from the bit where her campaign is falling to bits around her ears.

That's news to me. Literally.

Anyway, just look at the alternatives:

Senile incumbent Blue Dog relic who never met drug that he didn't want to ban or a bank that he didn't want to favor or a war that he didn't want to wage and rejects the most sensible alternative to either cowing to McCarthy or defaulting on the national debt....Biden.
Senile, criminal ex-President who just lost a major defamation lawsuit and would drag this country further into the abyss....Trump.
Crazy homophobic panderer, former Sith apprentice to Darth Trump- De Santis
Neocon, Zombie Reaganite with zero clues about the rise of both real and pseudo populism- Haley.
Christian fundie darling- Tim Scott.
Vaccine reality denier- RFK, Jr.

Did I miss anyone?

[Dimetrodon Empire]

I'm in favor of Trump, DeSantis represents my views better, but I feel Trump has a better chance than DeSantis.

I can imagine how shitty this country would be if your views got implemented.

[Mearisse]

Hopefully Biden doesn't get it. That idiots like Medusa, everything he looks at goes to crap.

[Ostroeuropa]

"My-my mommy-um my wife" - Governor Ron Desantis, attempting to talk about his wife during his presidential announcement.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=92R-7ELrwWw

I have nothing further to add.

[The Nationalistic Republics of N Belarus]

Americans should vote for Lukashenka

[Trump Almighty]

Damn! We’re so close. Just two votes away from victory


EVERYONE! VOTE FOR ME AND YOU GET 10 MAGA SHIRTS AND A FREE NIGHT AT THE TRUMP HOTEL IN LAS VEGAS.

You are all invited to a feast in Trump D.C, which celebrates the end of SOCIALISM and DECAY

[The Jamesian Republic]

I had to block her on Twitter, but at this point, Marianne Williamson seems like the only candidate vaguely resembling a sane, rational, lucid adult. Just saying.

...Her?

Sherrod Brown is right there.

[Incelastan]

...Her?

Sherrod Brown is right there.

Is he running? I hadn't heard much about him lately. Still not sure if he's a moderate progressive or a progressive moderate.

[Galactic Powers]

Joe Exotic for President, how bad could it possibly be?

[Mearisse]

Damn! We’re so close. Just two votes away from victory


EVERYONE! VOTE FOR ME AND YOU GET 10 MAGA SHIRTS AND A FREE NIGHT AT THE TRUMP HOTEL IN LAS VEGAS.

You are all invited to a feast in Trump D.C, which celebrates the end of SOCIALISM and DECAY

HELL YEAH BORTHER JOE BRANDON IS GRASS CLIBBINS GOBBLESS

[Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing]

Hopefully Biden doesn't get it. That idiots like Medusa, everything he looks at goes to crap.

“Woah, Jack, calm down, BIDEN BLAST”

[Emotional Support Crocodile]

I wonder if mommy wife reads DeSantis bedtime stories.

[Utquiagvik]

I’m not a huge fan of Biden, but he’s not as horrible of a president as some people claim him to be. Trump and Desantis are both horrible people who will wreak havoc on America if they are elected, so let’s hope they aren’t.

[Major-Tom]

...Her?

I'm pretty sure that she's a woman.

Yeah, I just mean....like her? A rational, sane, lucid, adult? I don't think so.

[The Dodo Republic]

Me- Sees thread

Me- "Guys i dropped off some pizza before yall get at each others throats please enjoy"

Me- runs out the door before my ass catches fire

In all seriousness though, wasnt there a hickup with DeSantis announcement on Twitter? Like a crash or something? If so it would be kinda a bad omen id say for whats to come. My problem with DeSantis is that he pledges to make America Florida, and his success in that state is only bolstered by retired folks moving in. Florida is a cheep soulless shithole for the most part with not to mention some of the worst public education. As for the other Republicans, their not much better. On one hand are greedy autocrats who should be nominated for an award over their acting about being sad about national debt and the other extreme are neo nazi evangelicals who see the Handmaids Tale as a goal to achieve. Trump is too old, too impatient and too dangerous, Biden is a bumbling moron and im not a communist, socialist, nazi, or any other extreme so i dont want to vote for those people ether.

My beliefs are mostly centrist, im neutral on economics and center right on social issues. I just want someone who can represent my views and the views of everyone else who just wants pragmatism in such a strange world. Unfortunately that wont happen, and with the government a bloated mess and the nazis and communists throwing hands. The voice of the actual people gets drowned out and im sick of it. Pax Americana will die exactly like Rome's did, and maybe thats a good thing.

[Bienenhalde]

Ideally, I would support Republican nominee Liz Cheney. Realistically, our best hope is probably four more years under the Biden administration.

[Mearisse]

I’m not a huge fan of Biden, but he’s not as horrible of a president as some people claim him to be. Trump and Desantis are both horrible people who will wreak havoc on America if they are elected, so let’s hope they aren’t.

You're blind, we weren't in this downward spiral till Biden entered the picture. He's an insult to Americans and that's been proven many times. Not to mention that opening speech of "Joe Bidens husband" and "They have good ice cream here" to address on the Tennessee shooting, that was just stupid and he needed the boot after that failure of a speech for a small example. We need a leader, not some stumbling decrepit old person.

[Phobos Drilling and Manufacturing]

Me- Sees thread

Me- "Guys i dropped off some pizza before yall get at each others throats please enjoy"

Me- runs out the door before my ass catches fire

In all seriousness though, wasnt there a hickup with DeSantis announcement on Twitter? Like a crash or something? If so it would be kinda a bad omen id say for whats to come. My problem with DeSantis is that he pledges to make America Florida, and his success in that state is only bolstered by retired folks moving in. Florida is a cheep soulless shithole for the most part with not to mention some of the worst public education. As for the other Republicans, their not much better. On one hand are greedy autocrats who should be nominated for an award over their acting about being sad about national debt and the other extreme are neo nazi evangelicals who see the Handmaids Tale as a goal to achieve. Trump is too old, too impatient and too dangerous, Biden is a bumbling moron and im not a communist, socialist, nazi, or any other extreme so i dont want to vote for those people ether.

My beliefs are mostly centrist, im neutral on economics and center right on social issues. I just want someone who can represent my views and the views of everyone else who just wants pragmatism in such a strange world. Unfortunately that wont happen, and with the government a bloated mess and the nazis and communists throwing hands. The voice of the actual people gets drowned out and im sick of it. Pax Americana will die exactly like Rome's did, and maybe thats a good thing.

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