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by Ethel mermania » Thu May 11, 2023 1:52 pm

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by Hurdergaryp » Thu May 11, 2023 2:20 pm

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu May 11, 2023 2:27 pm
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by Abserdia » Thu May 11, 2023 2:28 pm

by Ethel mermania » Thu May 11, 2023 2:30 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:No more niceties with Christian missionaries who come to my door. I tried but after they didn’t get the very obvious hints, I had to be drastic. Maybe telling them to shove the Bible up their ass was too much but it’s the only thing they understood.
I can’t be nice with them. They try to walk over nice. So fuck them. Period.

by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Thu May 11, 2023 2:31 pm
Ethel mermania wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:No more niceties with Christian missionaries who come to my door. I tried but after they didn’t get the very obvious hints, I had to be drastic. Maybe telling them to shove the Bible up their ass was too much but it’s the only thing they understood.
I can’t be nice with them. They try to walk over nice. So fuck them. Period.
Tell them you are a Puerto Rican jew and will cut them.
For now on we are calling elmo "Juan Epstein"
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by Hurdergaryp » Thu May 11, 2023 2:37 pm
Abserdia wrote:I've been trying to workshop this joke for a few days now. It's absolutely not worth workshopping though, so I'm just going to give it to you in its uncut form.
The last emperor of the Western Roman Empire was a young boy named Romulus Augustulus. That name is famous not just because of his status, but because of its poetic coincidence. Romulus was the name of the legendary founder of the city, and Augustus was the name of the first Emperor.
The "last" of Rome was named after the two most important "firsts" of Rome.
I wish that happened more often. I hope that the last monarch of England will be known as Athelstan Anne.
That's the joke. Athelstan Anne.

by The Astral Mandate » Thu May 11, 2023 2:42 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:No more niceties with Christian missionaries who come to my door. I tried but after they didn’t get the very obvious hints, I had to be drastic. Maybe telling them to shove the Bible up their ass was too much but it’s the only thing they understood.
I can’t be nice with them. They try to walk over nice. So fuck them. Period.
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by Ethel mermania » Thu May 11, 2023 3:26 pm
Hurdergaryp wrote:Abserdia wrote:I've been trying to workshop this joke for a few days now. It's absolutely not worth workshopping though, so I'm just going to give it to you in its uncut form.
The last emperor of the Western Roman Empire was a young boy named Romulus Augustulus. That name is famous not just because of his status, but because of its poetic coincidence. Romulus was the name of the legendary founder of the city, and Augustus was the name of the first Emperor.
The "last" of Rome was named after the two most important "firsts" of Rome.
I wish that happened more often. I hope that the last monarch of England will be known as Athelstan Anne.
That's the joke. Athelstan Anne.
Now this is the kind of quality content I would like to see more of. Thank you.

by -Astoria- » Thu May 11, 2023 8:34 pm
The Astral Mandate wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:No more niceties with Christian missionaries who come to my door. I tried but after they didn’t get the very obvious hints, I had to be drastic. Maybe telling them to shove the Bible up their ass was too much but it’s the only thing they understood.
I can’t be nice with them. They try to walk over nice. So fuck them. Period.
If they actually want to make people convert to their religion, they could just act like normal people.
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by Australian rePublic » Thu May 11, 2023 11:29 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:No more niceties with Christian missionaries who come to my door. I tried but after they didn’t get the very obvious hints, I had to be drastic. Maybe telling them to shove the Bible up their ass was too much but it’s the only thing they understood.
I can’t be nice with them. They try to walk over nice. So fuck them. Period.

by Australian rePublic » Thu May 11, 2023 11:34 pm

by The Merry-Men » Fri May 12, 2023 12:01 am
Australian rePublic wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:No more niceties with Christian missionaries who come to my door. I tried but after they didn’t get the very obvious hints, I had to be drastic. Maybe telling them to shove the Bible up their ass was too much but it’s the only thing they understood.
I can’t be nice with them. They try to walk over nice. So fuck them. Period.
Mormons or JWs? Either way, apparently the best way to stop them is by telling them that you're an Appstate. When my grandfather was alive, he told them one of them that he'd like to have an affair with her and they never came back (he, of coarse, didn't mean it, but it did the job).

by Terminus Station » Fri May 12, 2023 12:03 am

by Terminus Station » Fri May 12, 2023 12:07 am
Australian rePublic wrote:You know what I don't understand? People who steal sheets from hotels. Those sheets have had like a million users, are covered in an ungodly amount of semen, have extreme levels of wear and tear and are probably just disgusting. Seriously, if you can afford to stay in a hotel, I'm sure you can afford to go to Kmart and buy a $10 set of sheets
The Merry-Men wrote:Australian rePublic wrote:Mormons or JWs? Either way, apparently the best way to stop them is by telling them that you're an Appstate. When my grandfather was alive, he told them one of them that he'd like to have an affair with her and they never came back (he, of coarse, didn't mean it, but it did the job).
One time a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses came up to the door while I had a friend over, so just to screw with them I answered, and when they asked their usual spiel of the word of our lord and saviour, I called out to my 'boyfriend' and acted as if we were a gay couple.
They absolutely lost their shit lmao, literally stormed off the lawn on their own before scolding us for being 'unrepentant sodomites' or some shit like that. It was beautiful.

by Australian rePublic » Fri May 12, 2023 12:45 am
Terminus Station wrote:Australian rePublic wrote:You know what I don't understand? People who steal sheets from hotels. Those sheets have had like a million users, are covered in an ungodly amount of semen, have extreme levels of wear and tear and are probably just disgusting. Seriously, if you can afford to stay in a hotel, I'm sure you can afford to go to Kmart and buy a $10 set of sheets
still not as bad as bring your own toilet paper in China's public spaces.

by Australian rePublic » Fri May 12, 2023 12:48 am
Terminus Station wrote:The Merry-Men wrote:One time a bunch of Jehovah's Witnesses came up to the door while I had a friend over, so just to screw with them I answered, and when they asked their usual spiel of the word of our lord and saviour, I called out to my 'boyfriend' and acted as if we were a gay couple.
They absolutely lost their shit lmao, literally stormed off the lawn on their own before scolding us for being 'unrepentant sodomites' or some shit like that. It was beautiful.
ive heard the point of door to door gospel isnt to recruit new members but to entrench current members further into their beliefs. Being in an anti-gay religion seems like normal to them but when they see the homosexuality they villainize first hand the privileged indignation that can only come from a self-righteous belief in your version of a god comes out and embitters them to the world and those that doesnt submit to their world views.

by Floofybit » Fri May 12, 2023 4:18 am
Fruit addiction terrorises Floofs, no known cure has been found | After various petitions, the woman arrested for having "too many favourite colours" due to be released in 2034, has now been let free. "I'll be more decisive next time," she stated | Stash of tangerine juice found in high-ranking government official's home in Peachton, accused of "not sharing with the rest of us" | Peachton man identifies as a pomelo, watch his storySafety > Freedom

by Trivalve » Fri May 12, 2023 4:20 am
Floofybit wrote:Ugh, today is gonna suck. I haven't eaten for 16 hours and I'm not going to be able to eat for another 12.
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