Thank god all his advisers are ultra-online freaks, this is going to be appalling but hilarious. What does our charismaless robot of a candidate need to dispel his reputation for being weird and socially aloof? An online event with an even weirder and more socially awkward billionaire! I’m sure Elon’s going to lean on his engineers to give DeSantis more Twitter reach during the primaries, though, which is probably bad news.












