Heating in summer???

[New Limacon]

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Edit@ mini update, for some reason he game me strawberries and cream, so my wrath is averted. And he's now turned the heating off.

Let us look at the facts before us: there is a heat wave. The OP's flatmate has raised the temperature indoors so that it is even hotter. When the OP inquires why, he receives a patently nonsensical response. His flatmate grows angry, but eventually turns the heat down. Now, "for some reason" (unknown to the OP), his flatmate has given him a delicious treat which he expects the OP to consume.

Sorry, MHIJ, I think it's pretty clear your flatmate is trying to knock you off. He was going to make it look like heat stroke, but then you not only caught on but told thousands of people about it through this forum. The poison may be detectable, he reasons, but as long as he makes it appear like the cream went bad, no one will check. It may be too late.

[Mad hatters in jeans]

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Edit@ mini update, for some reason he game me strawberries and cream, so my wrath is averted. And he's now turned the heating off.

Let us look at the facts before us: there is a heat wave. The OP's flatmate has raised the temperature indoors so that it is even hotter. When the OP inquires why, he receives a patently nonsensical response. His flatmate grows angry, but eventually turns the heat down. Now, "for some reason" (unknown to the OP), his flatmate has given him a delicious treat which he expects the OP to consume.

Sorry, MHIJ, I think it's pretty clear your flatmate is trying to knock you off. He was going to make it look like heat stroke, but then you not only caught on but told thousands of people about it through this forum. The poison may be detectable, he reasons, but as long as he makes it appear like the cream went bad, no one will check. It may be too late.

Thanks for your concern but i feel okay at the...what was that?
sorry i have to stop the gnomes from burning the house down, brb.

[Blouman Empire]

Damn you and your absurd heat tolerance.

I would say damn you to hell, but you would probably enjoy that.

So damn you to CANADA!

Anywhere but there, I have seen pictures of the summer (still snow) eek.

Pfft call me when it hits 40, then -40 the same year.

Bitch please, do you really want to upstage me?

Pfft call me when you have over a week of 43 and over.