The Ukrainian War V: Tanks For The Memories

[Querria]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

Great meme material, right there.

[Russian SPD]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

*They brought one tank to the parade*
RUSSIA IS OUT OF TANKS!!!

*They brought many tanks to the parade*
HAHAHA SHOW! TANKS ARE NEEDED AT THE FRONT, BUT THE BOTOX GRANDPA DRIVED THEM TO MOSCOW!

It's impossible to win in this game.

There's a difference between "Hitler ate sugar" and "Russian troops should deal with partisans the same way the Nazis did".

I do not propose to cosplay the Nazis in full.

There is a pretty fucking bloody huge difference between drinking fucking water and committing war crimes and murder.

But there is a profound rightness in my comparison.

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

But there is a profound rightness in my comparison.

Mustering all the Dunning Kruger faculties doesn't make you right'er.

[Vassenor]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

*They brought one tank to the parade*
RUSSIA IS OUT OF TANKS!!!

*They brought many tanks to the parade*
HAHAHA SHOW! TANKS ARE NEEDED AT THE FRONT, BUT THE BOTOX GRANDPA DRIVED THEM TO MOSCOW!

It's impossible to win in this game.

There's a difference between "Hitler ate sugar" and "Russian troops should deal with partisans the same way the Nazis did".

I do not propose to cosplay the Nazis in full.

There is a pretty fucking bloody huge difference between drinking fucking water and committing war crimes and murder.

But there is a profound rightness in my comparison.

Just that the way they dealt with partisans was good and should be emulated.

[Northern Socialist Council Republics]

I definitely do feel that the end of the western world order is being delayed mostly by the clownish incompetence of the anti-western forces.

Like, we all remember how much 'unity' there was among the high-incone democracies back in, oh, 2019, right?

[The Republic of Western Sol]

Is there a way I could buy chunks of Russian tanks that have been captured/destroyed?

[Picairn]

You call ANY suspicion of having secret plans conspiracy theories.

Correct, if such moronic "suspicions" are maniacally repeated as truth by propagandists.

Is it my fault that your media strategy is to create as much shit as possible, bombarding the other side with it like a thousand Katyushas?

You fail at even denying Bucha lol. You pump out conspiracy theories in response to verified events like a torrent.

It's impossible to win in this game.

Correct, the parade still sucked and I have the right to laugh.

[The Merry-Men]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

Great meme material, right there.

Not to mention that to even reach up to 51 vehicles, they had to be loaned 10 Ahmat Z-STS armoured cars from Ramzan "Neckbeard Surpassing The Combined Power of Reddit" Kadyrov. They really are scraping the bottom of the barrel.

They're treating this like it's going to be a total war. All or nothing. Poor T-34s, Mosins and Maxim guns don't even get a break. Won't be surprised if we see them start doing the human wave "URAAA" shtick they tried 80 years ago and somehow managed to win by. Or better yet, the Don Cossacks mount horses and start charging at the Ukrainian lines with sabers and flintlock carbines.

[The Republic of Western Sol]

Great meme material, right there.

Not to mention that to even reach up to 51 vehicles, they had to be loaned 10 Ahmat Z-STS armoured cars from Ramzan "Neckbeard Surpassing The Combined Power of Reddit" Kadyrov. They really were scraping the bottom of the barrel.

They're treating this like it's going to be a total war. All or nothing. Poor T-34s, Mosins and Maxim guns don't even get a break. Won't be surprised if we see them start doing the human wave "URAAA" shtick they tried 80 years ago and somehow managed to win by. Or better yet, the Don Cossacks mount horses and start charging at the Ukrainian lines with sabers and flintlock carbines.

Can’t wait to see the next Brandon Herrera vid covering tactical muskets in Ukraine

[Vassenor]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

So did all the T-14s break down this year?

[Oceasia]

Only having 51 vehicles in the parade this year doesn't bode well for next year's parade.

[Northern Seleucia]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

So did all the T-14s break down this year?

They are proudly fighting in Novorossiya, on their way to Kyiv!!!11!!!1!

Apparently, there were no planes or helicopters, either, and most of the marchers were cadets and recruits, no regulars or veteran troops, save for the officers.

[The Merry-Men]

Only having 51 vehicles in the parade this year doesn't bode well for next year's parade.

V-Day 2024: A single T-28, 10 police cars and 5 assorted APVs generously donated by the Chechens, along with Putin riding on a sad-looking horse.

[Northern Seleucia]

Only having 51 vehicles in the parade this year doesn't bode well for next year's parade.

V-Day 2024: A single Tsar Tank, 1 police car and 5 assorted jeeps generously donated by the Chechens, along with Putin riding on a sad-looking donkey.

FTFY

[The Two Jerseys]

Mfw a Louisiana truck stop has a more modern tank on display than the world's number two army...

V-Day 2024: A single Tsar Tank, 1 police car and 5 assorted jeeps generously donated by the Chechens, along with Putin riding on a sad-looking donkey.

FTFY

*Morgan Freeman voiceover* "After the parade was over, they ate the donkey for dinner."

[-Astoria-]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

All the others were in service, I presume?

[Andsed]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

They only had one outdated tanks just 51 vehicles 10 of which were loaned by the Chechens fucking lmaoo. The more likely answer is that their mechanics were too busy to restore them in bulk(still super embarrassing) but the even funnier answer is that the rest are all going to the front.

I would sell my left nut to see the Russians having to field this shit it would be so fucking funny.

[Picairn]

Compared to being splattered with red paint last year, the Russian ambassador to Poland received a *slightly* less hostile reception from the Polish today: the crowd blocked his way and asked him to leave.

[Oceasia]

Prigozhin claims that there is still no ammunition for Wagner, and gives an ultimatum despite earlier claims that the 'issue was expected to be resolved'.

How long does he plan to keep up this charade?

[Dogmeat]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

The Black Sea Flagship taking part in Victory Day celebrations:

[-Astoria-]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

The Black Sea Flagship taking part in Victory Day celebrations:

A special virtual appearance.

[Free Stalliongrad]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

The Black Sea Flagship taking part in Victory Day celebrations:

Now I will be afraid of Russian ghost battleships.

[Shamhnan Insir]

The Russian V-E Day parade today featured only a single T-34 and some other vehicles. No other tanks were present. The amount of vehicles also decreased massively.

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status ... 32224?s=20

I repeat, the Russian May 9th Parade featured A SINGLE TANK.

The Black Sea Flagship taking part in Victory Day celebrations:

Ooof! That ones got to sting.

[Shamhnan Insir]

Prigozhin claims that there is still no ammunition for Wagner, and gives an ultimatum despite earlier claims that the 'issue was expected to be resolved'.

How long does he plan to keep up this charade?

I also saw he claimed Russian army forces pulled back nearby, exposing a flank, but he somehow managed to "plug the gap" with his mercenaries. Are we witnessing some sort of weird game between local Russian military leaders and Prigozhin?

[Austria-Bohemia-Hungary]

Pictured: Other imperialists and militarists with more tanks on parade than vlad p