The Earth is Flat, Nasa is a Hoax

[Obamacain]

Wait so in your theory what causes gravity?

[Karmaimps]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

Well then, explain your experiments and list their results.

Please do, I beg.

Also:

Tickets to see the amazing Bumblin' Bishop are now just $4.99!!! ROTTING FRUIT AND VEGGIES INCLUDED!!!!!

Ill buy 4 tickets

[Islamic Hazarastan]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

[The Machthabers]

They're competent in hiding the flatness of the Earth, but they can't kill people to accomplish this. Except they do.

Is there some kind of contradiction there?

I mean the government is good at some things, and not good at other things. Kind of like how you might be good at football but rubbish at playing the saxophone. Is this such a difficult concept?

Yes, they're good a military operations(keeping people away from the Ice Wall) and bad at military operations(assassinating Bishop). Makes perfect sense.

Exactly, now you begin to understand.

Brilliant enough to know the world the flat without scientific evidence, yet he doesn't see the sarcasm in that line.

[Divair]

Tell me this, Mr. Bishop. Do you have any REAL evidence that can prove the flat earth THEORY. And don't give me a BS link to your forums, an FAQ, a book, or some random math crap. I want real, good proof of the flat earth.

[Islamic Hazarastan]

Wait so in your theory what causes gravity?

Gravity?
Blasphemy!!!

[Malikov]

Wait so in your theory what causes gravity?

Gravity doesn't exist. The Flat-Earth is flying upwards at 9.something miles per hour, exerting G-Force to keep us pinned on Earth.

[Tom Bishop]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.

Cold Fronts blow across the disk and eventually concentrate at the end of the disc, freezing the walls in vast layers of ice as the water crashes against it.

[Malikov]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.

Cold Fronts blow across the disk and eventually concentrate at the end of the disc, freezing the walls in vast layers of ice as the water crashes against it.

Where is the experiment, and where are the results that you can show us?

[Obamacain]

How do you know its not going down and we are all upside down?

[Zio Six-Four]

... It just keeping going, and going, and going, and going, and going.

[Islamic Hazarastan]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.

Cold Fronts blow across the disk and eventually concentrate at the end of the disc, freezing the walls in vast layers of ice as the water crashes against it.

Say wha-?

[The Dragons Last Meal]

OK let's say (hypotheticly) that the earth is flat...
that leaves me with a few questions like:
1. I have seen a space shuttle launch IN PERSON. What do they DO up there if the pictures of the earth they bring back IN REAL CAMERAS, that are shown AS SOON AS THEY ARE DEVELOPED, are FAKE?
2. What about SPUTNIK? IT went AROUND the world. The sattilite went up, and ORBITED the earth. People could see this from their bedroom windows at night. It didn't slow down, stop, or change direction other than to stay in orbit, and it never turned around.

So, with that, I close my argument.

P.S. the things in caps are the key questions and facts, not me getting angry.

[The Machthabers]

Oh, legit question! If the world is flat, explain how day and night occurs? (sorry if this was already asked, but i dont feel like looking through all these posts and get left behind)

[Librira]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.

Cold Fronts blow across the disk and eventually concentrate at the end of the disc, freezing the walls in vast layers of ice as the water crashes against it.

yes becuase "cold fronts" can instantly freeze water against a wall....... a rock wall

[Tom Bishop]

Where is the experiment, and where are the results that you can show us?

Watch the cold fronts move across the Earth, they don't disband, they all eventually meet at the end of the world, and the coldness builds up.

[Islamic Hazarastan]

OK let's say (hypotheticly) that the earth is flat...
that leaves me with a few questions like:
1. I have seen a space shuttle launch IN PERSON. What do they DO up there if the pictures of the earth they bring back IN REAL CAMERAS, that are shown AS SOON AS THEY ARE DEVELOPED, are FAKE?
2. What about SPUTNIK? IT went AROUND the world. The sattilite went up, and ORBITED the earth. People could see this from their bedroom windows at night. It didn't slow down, stop, or change direction other than to stay in orbit, and it never turned around.

So, with that, I close my argument.

P.S. the things in caps are the key questions and facts, not me getting angry.

They are all lies, obviously.

[Mimic]

They're competent in hiding the flatness of the Earth, but they can't kill people to accomplish this. Except they do.

Is there some kind of contradiction there?

I mean the government is good at some things, and not good at other things. Kind of like how you might be good at football but rubbish at playing the saxophone. Is this such a difficult concept?

Yes, they're good a military operations(keeping people away from the Ice Wall) and bad at military operations(assassinating Bishop). Makes perfect sense.

Exactly, now you begin to understand.

Brilliant enough to know the world the flat without scientific evidence, yet he doesn't see the sarcasm in that line.

Why would someone be sarcastic on the internet?

Tell me this, Mr. Bishop. Do you have any REAL evidence that can prove the flat earth THEORY. And don't give me a BS link to your forums, an FAQ, a book, or some random math crap. I want real, good proof of the flat earth.

Do you have any REAL evidence that can prove the round earth THEORY? And don't give me a BS link to a website, a FAQ, faked pictures, or some random physics crap. I want real, good proof of the round earth.

[Tom Bishop]

Oh, legit question! If the world is flat, explain how day and night occurs? (sorry if this was already asked, but i dont feel like looking through all these posts and get left behind)

Already explained.

[Karmaimps]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.

Cold Fronts blow across the disk and eventually concentrate at the end of the disc, freezing the walls in vast layers of ice as the water crashes against it.

and what makes it invisible?

[Divair]

Where is the experiment, and where are the results that you can show us?

Watch the cold fronts move across the Earth, they don't disband, they all eventually meet at the end of the world, and the coldness builds up.

Can you answer my question, please? Do you have any good, real proof of the flat earth? And don't give me random links, math equations, or rant for two pages on end. I want real proof here and now.

[Mimic]

How do you know its not going down and we are all upside down?

Well all the blood would rush to your head obviously. Like bats.

[The Machthabers]

Oh, legit question! If the world is flat, explain how day and night occurs? (sorry if this was already asked, but i dont feel like looking through all these posts and get left behind)

Already explained.

Then you can explain it again.

[Nubian Puntland]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

Well then, explain your experiments and list their results.

Please do, I beg.

Also:

Tickets to see the amazing Bumblin' Bishop are now just $4.99!!! ROTTING FRUIT AND VEGGIES INCLUDED!!!!!

OMG i'll take it *hands 5 dollars over*.

*takes money* Right this way, sir *Shows you to your seat while Bish is ranting in a cage*. And here is your ammo basket *gives basket full of rotting fruit*

[Tom Bishop]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.

Cold Fronts blow across the disk and eventually concentrate at the end of the disc, freezing the walls in vast layers of ice as the water crashes against it.

and what makes it invisible?

The wall isn't innvisible.