The Earth is Flat, Nasa is a Hoax

[Islamic Hazarastan]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

Woah... what happened to 'seeing is believing'?

[Malikov]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

[New Sargassos]

drop anything. dose it fall? yes. then there is gravity. if what you clam is true then if i walk on the other side of the world will i fall off? yes then what will make me fall? gravity? if the earth has gravity then will i simply just be on the other side of the world and upside down? if so then i submit that the would must be round and there is no up or down. and that you may just be either some one who knows there clam is wrong and is just having fun. or that you truly believe what you say and need a lot of help.

We have talked about this.

Gravity is a result of mass. Mass is the cumulative result of matter. Something that is extremely massive (Has a diameter of at least 300 miles), will eventually crush itself into the shape of a sphere or spheroidal object due to the gravity caused by its own mass. Claiming that the Earth is flat is contrary to this fact because doing so would be negating the fact that mass does in fact exist, and the mere fact that you have a certain weight is proof of this.

[Tom Bishop]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

[Islamic Hazarastan]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

Proof?

[The Machthabers]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

Google it. Google has everything. If Google doesn't have, nor been witnessed by a human being and written down in history, then it obviously doesn't exist, making your arguement fail. Unless you mean the polar ice caps, of course.

[Malikov]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

Well then, explain your experiments and list their results.

[Librira]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

wait i thought the "world government" was after you becuase "you know the truth" but don't think they'd go after you if they might not know you know.



also really guys i'm not seriuosly psychaotic i was just messin around

[Ifreann]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

[Islamic Hazarastan]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

[Zeetopolis]

I'm just posting here so I can keep tabs on this thread in my "View your posts" link. This is such an entertaining read, seeing people in the world who try to defend such claims while using perfect grammar and spelling, and are actually very polite in their posts.

[Mimic]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

The "space race" was a show put on for the benefit of the media. Russia and the USA were actually in cooperation with each other the whole time and simply affected a "cold war" for propaganda purposes.

[UrINaBLACKwhole]

It is flat, Proven by Monty Python at the beginning of their film: "The Meaning of Life"

Please don't tell me that you are using Monty Python as a scientific referance.

[Ifreann]

They're competent in hiding the flatness of the Earth, but they can't kill people to accomplish this. Except they do.

Is there some kind of contradiction there?

I mean the government is good at some things, and not good at other things. Kind of like how you might be good at football but rubbish at playing the saxophone. Is this such a difficult concept?

Yes, they're good a military operations(keeping people away from the Ice Wall) and bad at military operations(assassinating Bishop). Makes perfect sense.

[Malikov]

It is flat, Proven by Monty Python at the beginning of their film: "The Meaning of Life"

Please don't tell me that you are using Monty Python as a scientific referance.

Please don't tell me you didn't notice the heavily laden sarcasm!

[Nubian Puntland]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

Well then, explain your experiments and list their results.

Please do, I beg.

Also:

Tickets to see the amazing Bumblin' Bishop are now just $4.99!!! ROTTING FRUIT AND VEGGIES INCLUDED!!!!!

[The Machthabers]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

The "space race" was a show put on for the benefit of the media. Russia and the USA were actually in cooperation with each other the whole time and simply affected a "cold war" for propaganda purposes.

Uh-oh, a non-believer. CIA is gonna break down your door and torture you till you give in

[Ifreann]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

The "space race" was a show put on for the benefit of the media. Russia and the USA were actually in cooperation with each other the whole time and simply affected a "cold war" for propaganda purposes.

Good answer. You're learning. Now, provide some shaky evidence to back up this claim.

[Tom Bishop]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

[Malikov]

They're competent in hiding the flatness of the Earth, but they can't kill people to accomplish this. Except they do.

Is there some kind of contradiction there?

I mean the government is good at some things, and not good at other things. Kind of like how you might be good at football but rubbish at playing the saxophone. Is this such a difficult concept?

Yes, they're good a military operations(keeping people away from the Ice Wall) and bad at military operations(assassinating Bishop). Makes perfect sense.

Ah, but one is a guard operation conducted by the Canadian PolarBear Cavalry, and the other is an assassination operation conducted by the World Government! They rock at guarding, but everyone sucks at assassination.

[New Sargassos]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

It is up to you to provide the burden of proof in this case. As a Licensed Attorney in the State of Texas, and with my knowledge of the US legal system, you have indeed FAILED to provide us with any shrapnel of proof or information linking your claim to the truth. IN ANY COURT OF LAW IN THE U.S. YOUR CASE WOULD BE DISMISSED!!!

[Librira]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

How. Have you conducted experiments to prove it's existence?

Yes.

Well then, explain your experiments and list their results.

Please do, I beg.

Also:

Tickets to see the amazing Bumblin' Bishop are now just $4.99!!! ROTTING FRUIT AND VEGGIES INCLUDED!!!!!

OMG i'll take it *hands 5 dollars over*.

[Mimic]

They're competent in hiding the flatness of the Earth, but they can't kill people to accomplish this. Except they do.

Is there some kind of contradiction there?

I mean the government is good at some things, and not good at other things. Kind of like how you might be good at football but rubbish at playing the saxophone. Is this such a difficult concept?

Yes, they're good a military operations(keeping people away from the Ice Wall) and bad at military operations(assassinating Bishop). Makes perfect sense.

Exactly, now you begin to understand.

[Il grande italia]

I'd hate to piss anyone off with my incessant repetition... but...
Tom... ANSWER MY GODDAMN QUESTION!!!!

What's the question?

Have you seen the bloody magic wall and do you have any bloody pictures?

I have not seen the wall, but I know that it is there.

Didn't you say you were an atheist?
Because if you are then how can you believe in something that you have not seen? If you belive in this magic wall then why not beleive in a god?

[Malikov]

Hey Bish, why didn't the either the Russians or Americans reveal the truth during the Space Race? I mean, surely it would have benefited the Americans to let the Flat Earth cat out of the bag after the Russians claimed to get to space first. "The commies say they got to space, but I'm here to tell you, the American People, that that is impossible!".

Cold War was a lie obviously.

Most of it was hype for the space race, yes.

Oi! Experiments and results conerning the existence of the Ice Wall!

Don't get sidetracked now.