So Allahs "the Creator" and "the Evolver" eh? So's the Flying Spaghetti Monster, so we do have a problem.
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by Shia Majority » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:29 pm

Hydesland wrote:Frankly I don't want gays in my neighbourhood, I'm worried they might sneak through my rear entrance!! And if they ever come to my door, I'll just blow them off, they aren't getting inside my property!
Thurask wrote:My ears are bleeding. I'd rather listen to a vuvuzela connected to a horse's ass.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Thinking about Shia.
Hyperiox wrote:Oh Zod, now I'm going to hear my little cousin is fapping for Justin Beiber concert tickets. :shock:

by Kraishen » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:44 pm

by South Norwega » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:45 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:46 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Shia Majority » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:46 pm
Hydesland wrote:Frankly I don't want gays in my neighbourhood, I'm worried they might sneak through my rear entrance!! And if they ever come to my door, I'll just blow them off, they aren't getting inside my property!
Thurask wrote:My ears are bleeding. I'd rather listen to a vuvuzela connected to a horse's ass.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Thinking about Shia.
Hyperiox wrote:Oh Zod, now I'm going to hear my little cousin is fapping for Justin Beiber concert tickets. :shock:

by South Norwega » Thu Jun 10, 2010 6:55 pm

by Cosumar » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:00 pm
Kashmirstan wrote:This is what I find so disgusting about the world. Atheists and agnostics are allowed to insult EVERYONE. They insult religion. They hurt people's feelings. But that is regarded as freedom of speech. I've met a few atheists and agnostics that haven't insulted any religion, and THEY are persuasive indeed. But if a religious man/woman/whatever doesn't understand a concept, and questions something scientific, they are idiots that deserve to die. The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Really? Th religious people of Egypt created the Pyramids, something that no one has been able to figure out since. The religious Leonardo Da Vinci made pretty much the first blueprints for a WMD, for a flying machine, hell, religious people are just like atheists. If they don't believe something, do you really have to go and insult them?
I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat. People can well make mistakes.
Sorry if atheists and agnostics that didn't insult anyone feel hurt. Just know, I'm targeting these at people that hurt other people. It really isn't a good thing to do. And I have enough of an open mind to know that not everyone is this disrespectful to other people.


by Auremena » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:06 pm

by Wolffbaden » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:11 pm
That's a pretty serious problem, and there are other inconsistencies with the bird-from-dinosaur theories.
Yet for YEARS we were told birds came form dinosaurs...they even included in the movie Jurrasic Park ...like I said, evolutionary propaganda.
Incidentally, notice how they MUST cling to their evolutionary MYTH at all costs?
If evolution were true (had the evidence to show it) I would absolutely accept it because I believe God is truth.
It would not negate my faith in GOD...but atheists NEED evoluton to be true otherwise they have NOTHING.

by Komuniste » Thu Jun 10, 2010 7:47 pm
Cosumar wrote:Kashmirstan wrote:This is what I find so disgusting about the world. Atheists and agnostics are allowed to insult EVERYONE. They insult religion. They hurt people's feelings. But that is regarded as freedom of speech. I've met a few atheists and agnostics that haven't insulted any religion, and THEY are persuasive indeed. But if a religious man/woman/whatever doesn't understand a concept, and questions something scientific, they are idiots that deserve to die. The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Really? Th religious people of Egypt created the Pyramids, something that no one has been able to figure out since. The religious Leonardo Da Vinci made pretty much the first blueprints for a WMD, for a flying machine, hell, religious people are just like atheists. If they don't believe something, do you really have to go and insult them?
I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat. People can well make mistakes.
Sorry if atheists and agnostics that didn't insult anyone feel hurt. Just know, I'm targeting these at people that hurt other people. It really isn't a good thing to do. And I have enough of an open mind to know that not everyone is this disrespectful to other people.
THIS^^^ VERY WELL SAID

by Buffett and Colbert » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:00 pm
Kashmirstan wrote:This is what I find so disgusting about the world. Atheists and agnostics are allowed to insult EVERYONE.
Kashmirstan wrote:They insult religion.
Kashmirstan wrote: They hurt people's feelings.
Kashmirstan wrote: But that is regarded as freedom of speech.
Kashmirstan wrote: I've met a few atheists and agnostics that haven't insulted any religion, and THEY are persuasive indeed.
Kashmirstan wrote: But if a religious man/woman/whatever doesn't understand a concept, and questions something scientific, they are idiots that deserve to die.
Kashmirstan wrote: The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Really?
Kashmirstan wrote: Th religious people of Egypt created the Pyramids, something that no one has been able to figure out since.
Kashmirstan wrote: The religious Leonardo Da Vinci made pretty much the first blueprints for a WMD,
Kashmirstan wrote: hell, religious people are just like atheists.
Kashmirstan wrote: If they don't believe something, do you really have to go and insult them?
Kashmirstan wrote:I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
Kashmirstan wrote:Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun
Kashmirstan wrote: and the world was flat.
Kashmirstan wrote: Sorry if atheists and agnostics that didn't insult anyone feel hurt. Just know, I'm targeting these at people that hurt other people. It really isn't a good thing to do. And I have enough of an open mind to know that not everyone is this disrespectful to other people.
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by Wolffbaden » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:18 pm
Kashmirstan wrote:This is what I find so disgusting about the world. Atheists and agnostics are allowed to insult EVERYONE.
They insult religion.
They hurt people's feelings.
But that is regarded as freedom of speech.
I've met a few atheists and agnostics that haven't insulted any religion,
and THEY are persuasive indeed.
But if a religious man/woman/whatever doesn't understand a concept, and questions something scientific, they are idiots that deserve to die.
The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Really?
Th religious people of Egypt created the Pyramids,
something that no one has been able to figure out since.
The religious Leonardo Da Vinci
made pretty much the first blueprints for a WMD,

for a flying machine,
hell, religious people are just like atheists.
I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?".This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly.

Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat.

by New Manvir » Thu Jun 10, 2010 8:58 pm
Wolffbaden wrote:Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat.
No, PHILOSOPHY believed that everything revolved around the sun and the world was flat. Because the religions of the time believed this. Even then, the consensus amongst philosophers was not in agreement. Aristotle believed in a geocentric solar system and so did Ptolemy. Aristarchus of Samos believed (correctly) in a heliocentric solar system. Science didn't emerge until after the Renaissance, when alchemy and astrology started dying off, around the time of Kepler, Copernicus, Galileo, and Newton.

by The Black Forrest » Thu Jun 10, 2010 10:23 pm
Kashmirstan wrote:This is what I find so disgusting about the world. Atheists and agnostics are allowed to insult EVERYONE. They insult religion. They hurt people's feelings. But that is regarded as freedom of speech. I've met a few atheists and agnostics that haven't insulted any religion, and THEY are persuasive indeed. But if a religious man/woman/whatever doesn't understand a concept, and questions something scientific, they are idiots that deserve to die. The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Really? Th religious people of Egypt created the Pyramids, something that no one has been able to figure out since. The religious Leonardo Da Vinci made pretty much the first blueprints for a WMD, for a flying machine, hell, religious people are just like atheists. If they don't believe something, do you really have to go and insult them?
I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat. People can well make mistakes.
Sorry if atheists and agnostics that didn't insult anyone feel hurt. Just know, I'm targeting these at people that hurt other people. It really isn't a good thing to do. And I have enough of an open mind to know that not everyone is this disrespectful to other people.

by Kabobs » Fri Jun 11, 2010 4:57 am
Kashmirstan wrote:I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.

by Ifreann » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:05 am
Kabobs wrote:Kashmirstan wrote:I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
/cough.
It takes many, many years for a species to evolve.
That's why Pokemon is just a game, silly.

by Treznor » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:05 am
Kabobs wrote:Kashmirstan wrote:I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
/cough.
It takes many, many years for a species to evolve.
That's why Pokemon is just a game, silly.

by Self--Esteem » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:11 am
New Manvir wrote:Wolffbaden wrote:Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat.
No, PHILOSOPHY believed that everything revolved around the sun and the world was flat. Because the religions of the time believed this. Even then, the consensus amongst philosophers was not in agreement. Aristotle believed in a geocentric solar system and so did Ptolemy. Aristarchus of Samos believed (correctly) in a heliocentric solar system. Science didn't emerge until after the Renaissance, when alchemy and astrology started dying off, around the time of Kepler, Copernicus, Galileo, and Newton.
Also, the Earth DOES revolve around the sun so what exactly was he trying to prove? That scientists got it right 'a few thousand years ago', as if that's bad?

by Kabobs » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:29 am
Treznor wrote:Kabobs wrote:Kashmirstan wrote:I have been told "Have you seen, heard, touched God? No? So he doesn't exist does he?". This is my answer. Has anyone EVER seen, heard or touched something evolving? Besides a Pokemon? Exactly. Therefore, its still just a theory in its experimental stages.
/cough.
It takes many, many years for a species to evolve.
That's why Pokemon is just a game, silly.
Unless you're an amoeba. In which case we can observe it in real time, and have.

by Ifreann » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:31 am
Self--Esteem wrote:New Manvir wrote:Wolffbaden wrote:Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat.
No, PHILOSOPHY believed that everything revolved around the sun and the world was flat. Because the religions of the time believed this. Even then, the consensus amongst philosophers was not in agreement. Aristotle believed in a geocentric solar system and so did Ptolemy. Aristarchus of Samos believed (correctly) in a heliocentric solar system. Science didn't emerge until after the Renaissance, when alchemy and astrology started dying off, around the time of Kepler, Copernicus, Galileo, and Newton.
Also, the Earth DOES revolve around the sun so what exactly was he trying to prove? That scientists got it right 'a few thousand years ago', as if that's bad?
Exactly. Philosophers and clerics believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, so that everything revolves around the earth.

by Farnhamia » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:36 am
Ifreann wrote:Self--Esteem wrote:New Manvir wrote:Wolffbaden wrote:Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat.
No, PHILOSOPHY believed that everything revolved around the sun and the world was flat. Because the religions of the time believed this. Even then, the consensus amongst philosophers was not in agreement. Aristotle believed in a geocentric solar system and so did Ptolemy. Aristarchus of Samos believed (correctly) in a heliocentric solar system. Science didn't emerge until after the Renaissance, when alchemy and astrology started dying off, around the time of Kepler, Copernicus, Galileo, and Newton.
Also, the Earth DOES revolve around the sun so what exactly was he trying to prove? That scientists got it right 'a few thousand years ago', as if that's bad?
Exactly. Philosophers and clerics believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, so that everything revolves around the earth.
Interestingly, in the Far Off Future it will appear that the Earth(or rather, our small patch of the universe) is not only the centre, but the only thing there is in the universe. Everything is moving further away from everything else, so from our point of view it looks like everything is moving away from us. Unless records survive from modern times, it will be perfectly reasonable to conclude that the Milky Way is the only thing in the Universe, ergo God.

by Ifreann » Fri Jun 11, 2010 5:47 am
Farnhamia wrote:Ifreann wrote:Self--Esteem wrote:New Manvir wrote:Wolffbaden wrote:Lets not forget, a few thousand years ago, Science believed that everything revolved around the Sun and the world was flat.
No, PHILOSOPHY believed that everything revolved around the sun and the world was flat. Because the religions of the time believed this. Even then, the consensus amongst philosophers was not in agreement. Aristotle believed in a geocentric solar system and so did Ptolemy. Aristarchus of Samos believed (correctly) in a heliocentric solar system. Science didn't emerge until after the Renaissance, when alchemy and astrology started dying off, around the time of Kepler, Copernicus, Galileo, and Newton.
Also, the Earth DOES revolve around the sun so what exactly was he trying to prove? That scientists got it right 'a few thousand years ago', as if that's bad?
Exactly. Philosophers and clerics believed that the Earth was the center of the universe, so that everything revolves around the earth.
Interestingly, in the Far Off Future it will appear that the Earth(or rather, our small patch of the universe) is not only the centre, but the only thing there is in the universe. Everything is moving further away from everything else, so from our point of view it looks like everything is moving away from us. Unless records survive from modern times, it will be perfectly reasonable to conclude that the Milky Way is the only thing in the Universe, ergo God.
I read that article in Sci Am, too. The end of cosmology.

by Agadar » Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:11 am

by Meridiani Planum » Fri Jun 11, 2010 6:17 am
Grantanata wrote:I mean something happened and all of a sudden, BAM! We have an explosion and all of the things collide and form everything we have in our universe.
Then some millions to billions of years later we have micro oranisms that evolve into fish. Next, those fish "grow" legs and walk onto land. After that, they some how evolve into all of the millions of billions of living organisms that we have today.
Could someone please explain as to why you would believe in this?
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