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by Puff-Puff-Pass Land » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:55 am

by Stephen Colbert USA » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:55 am

by The Master M » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:58 am
Stephen Colbert USA wrote:
Just pray and get his attention. Keep in mind he may sometimes have no comment. He will speak to you through the mind.


by Ifreann » Mon Jun 14, 2010 8:59 am
Stephen Colbert USA wrote:
Just pray and get his attention. Keep in mind he may sometimes have no comment. He will speak to you through the mind.

by Big Jim P » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:02 am

by Stephen Colbert USA » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:03 am

by Obamacain » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:04 am
Ifreann wrote:Obamacain wrote:Obamacain wrote:Just in case nobody already answered it this way I am restating it:
Proof of evolution is found in:
Embryology- revealing similarities in embryos
Fossil Record- showing gradual (+punctuated equilibrium) changes in structures
Homologous structures- showing common body plans-points to common ancestor
Chemical Evidence- Showing most organisms share the same Hox genes and showing that similar organisms have similar DNA (reveals speciation)
Bacterial Resistance to Antibodies- showing the progression of a substance and adaptations
Geographic Distrubution- showing similarities and branching by area
These can be easily proven and do not contradict creationism is anyway. Note that Darwin was a creationist.
Longer theory of evolution (a.k.a incorporation of the theory of Evolution into all life as we know it):
Beginning Earth formed. Eventually it cooled enough for water to remain a liquid. Eventually vents in the bottom of the ocean, hydrothermal, cause geothermal reactions that spawn cell-like structures like the protenoid microsphere. Eventually with the usage of nucleic acid these were able to adapt. The cells changed with the adaptations of mitochondria and chloroplasts helping them make more energy. This is called the Endosymbiotic theory read about it here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Endosymbiotic_theory.
Multicellular life eventually emerged after cells began to work together for the common goal of all life, food a.k.a. energy. During this time, these cells adapted to a new form of reproduction, sexual rather than asexual. The new form of reproduction caused what is known as the Cambrian Explosion as new species emerged more quickly. This is due to the fact that sexual reproduction leaves more room for adaptations.
Now you're wondering where we come from. Well about 360 million years ago a creature who was recently been uncovered named the Ichthyostega crawled onto land to avoid predation. This made the species more fit. The species however, was more like an amphibian because it still had to live in the ocean. However, many adaptations later it had adapted to living entirely on land. Link: http://www.livescience.com/animals/050831_four_legs.html
This species went through adaptive radiation, producing many different animal species over time. Insects and plants had already been around FYI. Now we are going to make another jump to the time of the dinosaurs. During this time, the mammal population emerged, though it was low. One of the first species was the Megazostrodon which was a rodent-amphibian mix. After the K-T extinction, there were no dinosaurs to provide predation to the mammals. So, they went through another adaptive radiation producing many different species of mammals.
Eventually the hominid section of the evolutionary tree emerged. Among this branch were old world monkeys and new world monkeys (old world- Europe+Asia, New World-Americas). We eventually developed from a group of old world monkey that learned how to stand upright. After this they developed tool learning skills, or possibly even before as other apes have learned how to do this. The main reason for our large brain is that their was an adaptation after we became a more settled population that lessened the strength of the jaw muscle. This caused the brain plates to fuse later and permitted more brain development.
Proof of Human descendancy from apes include similar DNA and similar behaviors as well as embryology
You know, if people don't respond to your post, that generally means they agree but can't don't feel like spamming to tell you.

by Ifreann » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:04 am
Stephen Colbert USA wrote:
You're a liberal-hippie, aren't you? Why don't you just go evolve a device made out of dead baby monkeys and taxes and it will give you all the answers you crave.

by Palidania » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:10 am

by Big Jim P » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:13 am
Palidania wrote:1. Evolution is a theory not a fact, stating we evolved over time from primitive life forms.
2. The Big Bang is also a theory not a fact and has nothing to do with Evolution.


by Ifreann » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:17 am
Palidania wrote:1. Evolution is a theory not a fact, stating we evolved over time from primitive life forms.

by Skirtingboard » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:18 am

by Tungookska » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:25 am

by UnhealthyTruthseeker » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:27 am
Palidania wrote:1. Evolution is a theory not a fact, stating we evolved over time from primitive life forms.
2. The Big Bang is also a theory not a fact and has nothing to do with Evolution.

by United Dependencies » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:29 am
UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:Palidania wrote:1. Evolution is a theory not a fact, stating we evolved over time from primitive life forms.
2. The Big Bang is also a theory not a fact and has nothing to do with Evolution.
That the universe is expanding and that the Friedmann cosmology explains the current expansion with remarkable accuracy is a fact.
You see, in science, theories and facts are separate. A "fact" is not a theory that's been proven. An absolutely proven theory (which isn't even possible) would still be a theory. You see, theories are explanations, and facts are observations. Theory is not an expression of the tenuous nature of an idea, but rather of its function.
God, how many times has this been explained before?
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Stephen Colbert USA » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:29 am
Tungookska wrote:
but colbert is intelligent

by Karsol » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:31 am
United Dependencies wrote:UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:Palidania wrote:1. Evolution is a theory not a fact, stating we evolved over time from primitive life forms.
2. The Big Bang is also a theory not a fact and has nothing to do with Evolution.
That the universe is expanding and that the Friedmann cosmology explains the current expansion with remarkable accuracy is a fact.
You see, in science, theories and facts are separate. A "fact" is not a theory that's been proven. An absolutely proven theory (which isn't even possible) would still be a theory. You see, theories are explanations, and facts are observations. Theory is not an expression of the tenuous nature of an idea, but rather of its function.
God, how many times has this been explained before?
And where do law's fit into this picture?

by UnhealthyTruthseeker » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:31 am
United Dependencies wrote:And where do law's fit into this picture?

by UnhealthyTruthseeker » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:32 am
Karsol wrote:I think laws are oldschool science, since nothing is constant.

by Palidania » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:34 am

by United Dependencies » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:35 am
UnhealthyTruthseeker wrote:United Dependencies wrote:And where do law's fit into this picture?
Laws neither explain nor are they observations. A law is a mathematically predictive model. It can be tested, but it doesn't actually explain anything. Newton's laws of motion describe motion, are enormously useful, and serve as the basis for classical physics. However, they don't really explain. WHY doesn't an object retain its present state of motion absent the action of a force? Well, special relativity actually does explain that, but Newton's laws don't.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Karsol » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:38 am

by Treznor » Mon Jun 14, 2010 9:41 am
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