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Would You Survive?

Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:23 pm

If and how would you survive in a hostile enviroment?

For example, you are in a plane crash and get stuck in the middle of a mountain range with no people around for at least 100 miles? What do you do?

Just ask me for certain conditions, i.e. plane, woods, streams.
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Postby New Mitanni » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:26 pm

Lizardiar wrote:If and how would you survive in a hostile enviroment?

For example, you are in a plane crash and get stuck in the middle of a mountain range with no people around for at least 100 miles? What do you do?


I'd remember everything I ever saw on Survivorman and Man vs. Wild. :D
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Postby The South Islands » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:30 pm

Eat my own head.
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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby Parthenon » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:35 pm

If a plane crashes domestically odds are they will have rescue crews in the area in less than a few hours, all you would have to do is stay put.
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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby Questionable Oranges » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:39 pm

I'd probably die, being quite out of shape and with no real experience in the wild.

Except for woodland areas, I'm quite good with those.

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Postby Conserative Morality » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:39 pm

Can we change this to a Sci-Fi scenario? These are too easy to escape. :meh:

Crash on a uninhabited but habitable planet. :)
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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby The South Islands » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:40 pm

Questionable Oranges wrote:I'd probably die, being quite out of shape and with no real experience in the wild.

Except for woodland areas, I'm quite good with those.


Look at it this way, Mr. Fatass who has 150 pounds of fat is going to survive longer then Mr. Slim Sixpack with nary an ounce of gristle on him.
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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby Wilgrove » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:43 pm

Going with the plane crash. I'd try to build a fire, and then start eating people. I'd also search for cellphones, or any connection to the outside world.

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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:44 pm

Lizardiar wrote:If and how would you survive in a hostile enviroment?

For example, you are in a plane crash and get stuck in the middle of a mountain range with no people around for at least 100 miles? What do you do?

Just ask me for certain conditions, i.e. plane, woods, streams.


If no one were around for a hundred miles, then I would be, somehow, one hundred miles away from the crash site, right next to that major city I crashed 100 miles away from. ;)
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Postby Parthenon » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:47 pm

The South Islands wrote:
Questionable Oranges wrote:I'd probably die, being quite out of shape and with no real experience in the wild.

Except for woodland areas, I'm quite good with those.


Look at it this way, Mr. Fatass who has 150 pounds of fat is going to survive longer then Mr. Slim Sixpack with nary an ounce of gristle on him.

Nonsense. Try making a 15 mile a day pace 150lb overweight through uncharted terrain...
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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby The South Islands » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:48 pm

Parthenon wrote:
The South Islands wrote:
Questionable Oranges wrote:I'd probably die, being quite out of shape and with no real experience in the wild.

Except for woodland areas, I'm quite good with those.


Look at it this way, Mr. Fatass who has 150 pounds of fat is going to survive longer then Mr. Slim Sixpack with nary an ounce of gristle on him.

Nonsense. Try making a 15 mile a day pace 150lb overweight through uncharted terrain...


Which is a bad idea in a air crash situation.
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Gravlen: If I can blame you? Of course I can! I mean, you're like a walking cathalyst for homosexuality, driving otherwise straight men to write haikus about your ass hair...

So it's a wonder that your presence alone in any thread don't derail them and lead to debates about world leaders and homoerotic desires.


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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:49 pm

The South Islands wrote:
Questionable Oranges wrote:I'd probably die, being quite out of shape and with no real experience in the wild.

Except for woodland areas, I'm quite good with those.


Look at it this way, Mr. Fatass who has 150 pounds of fat is going to survive longer then Mr. Slim Sixpack with nary an ounce of gristle on him.


Except that Mr. Sixpack would be able to travel much farther, much faster. He could traverse several hundred miles before dying, thus being in a much better position overall of finding some form of civilization.

Moreover, Mr. Sixpack is likely going to be more suited to hunting some form of game, should that be available.

Your analysis is very incomplete.
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ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Re: Would You Survive?

Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:51 pm

The South Islands wrote:Which is a bad idea in a air crash situation.


I presume the idea was that no one would come to rescue you. Anyone can survive in the wild for 20 minutes while a rescue chopper finds them, I think the OP meant, 'Can you get yourself out of this situation'.

Mr. Kegpack would be far less physically capable of long distance mountain hiking.
South Lorenya wrote:occasionally we get someone who has a rap sheet longer than Jormungandr

Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Postby The South Islands » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:52 pm

Der Teutoniker wrote:
The South Islands wrote:Look at it this way, Mr. Fatass who has 150 pounds of fat is going to survive longer then Mr. Slim Sixpack with nary an ounce of gristle on him.


Except that Mr. Sixpack would be able to travel much farther, much faster. He could traverse several hundred miles before dying, thus being in a much better position overall of finding some form of civilization.

Moreover, Mr. Sixpack is likely going to be more suited to hunting some form of game, should that be available.

Your analysis is very incomplete.


If Mr. Sixpack is moving following an aircrash or such disaster, then Mr. Sixpack probably lacks basic survival skills. In that case, the fat stores in the body would prove very handy (assuming, for the sake of argument, that water was plentiful).
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Postby Big Jim P » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:53 pm

I'd hike away from the crash site until I found a nice clearing, build me a shelter (later to be replaced by a cabin) and tell society to go fuck itself.
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Postby The South Islands » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:53 pm

Der Teutoniker wrote:
The South Islands wrote:Which is a bad idea in a air crash situation.


I presume the idea was that no one would come to rescue you. Anyone can survive in the wild for 20 minutes while a rescue chopper finds them, I think the OP meant, 'Can you get yourself out of this situation'.

Mr. Kegpack would be far less physically capable of long distance mountain hiking.


IIRC, most every survival manual suggests the best course of action would be to stay with the crashed plane/broken car if at all possible.
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Gravlen: If I can blame you? Of course I can! I mean, you're like a walking cathalyst for homosexuality, driving otherwise straight men to write haikus about your ass hair...

So it's a wonder that your presence alone in any thread don't derail them and lead to debates about world leaders and homoerotic desires.


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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:54 pm

The South Islands wrote:If Mr. Sixpack is moving following an aircrash or such disaster, then Mr. Sixpack probably lacks basic survival skills. In that case, the fat stores in the body would prove very handy (assuming, for the sake of argument, that water was plentiful).


Ok, so the only factor to surviving an air crash is by being fat. Well, what your argument lacks in explanation it makes up in simplicity. :blink:
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Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Postby Parthenon » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:55 pm

The South Islands wrote:
Parthenon wrote:
The South Islands wrote:
Look at it this way, Mr. Fatass who has 150 pounds of fat is going to survive longer then Mr. Slim Sixpack with nary an ounce of gristle on him.

Nonsense. Try making a 15 mile a day pace 150lb overweight through uncharted terrain...


Which is a bad idea in a air crash situation.

Even if you are going to be in a situation of a prolonged stay in one location you aren't going to see any real benefits from obesity. Human's just don't have the capability to hibernate like bears...
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:56 pm

The South Islands wrote:IIRC, most every survival manual suggests the best course of action would be to stay with the crashed plane/broken car if at all possible.


To what end? As I said, the tone of the OP seemed to suggest that you were not going to be rescued, but must rely only on your own skills to get to safety. As I said (that you took no time to address) anyone can survive for 20 minutes while the rescue chopper shows up, so it seems quite likely that the OP is suggesting that this will not happen.
South Lorenya wrote:occasionally we get someone who has a rap sheet longer than Jormungandr

Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Postby Tubbsalot » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:59 pm

Parthenon wrote:Even if you are going to be in a situation of a prolonged stay in one location you aren't going to see any real benefits from obesity. Human's just don't have the capability to hibernate like bears...

You don't need to hibernate to store energy in fat.
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Postby Metallic Slumber » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:59 pm

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Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:01 pm

Okay, I'll change it.

You're in a plane. It is due in a different country in 2 days, so only after 3 days would rescue efforts be attempted. The plane crashes near a small forest that has a small stream going through it. You can take anything from the plane, but only by yourself. Everyone else is dead.

What do you do?
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Postby Der Teutoniker » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:02 pm

Lizardiar wrote:Okay, I'll change it.

You're in a plane. It is due in a different country in 2 days, so only after 3 days would rescue efforts be attempted. The plane crashes near a small forest that has a small stream going through it. You can take anything from the plane, but only by yourself. Everyone else is dead.

What do you do?


Fix the plane, and fly to Germany. *nod*
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Austin Setzer wrote:We found a couple of ancient documents, turned them into the bible, and now its the symbol of christianity.

ARM Forces wrote:Strep-throat is an infection in the throat, caused by eating too much refined sugar! Rubbing more sugar directly on it is the worst thing you can possibly do.

Dumb Ideologies wrote:Communism and anarchy; same unachievable end, different impractical means.

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Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:04 pm

Der Teutoniker wrote:
Lizardiar wrote:Okay, I'll change it.

You're in a plane. It is due in a different country in 2 days, so only after 3 days would rescue efforts be attempted. The plane crashes near a small forest that has a small stream going through it. You can take anything from the plane, but only by yourself. Everyone else is dead.

What do you do?


Fix the plane, and fly to Germany. *nod*



It was smashed to pieces in the crash.
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Postby The South Islands » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:04 pm

Der Teutoniker wrote:
The South Islands wrote:IIRC, most every survival manual suggests the best course of action would be to stay with the crashed plane/broken car if at all possible.


To what end? As I said, the tone of the OP seemed to suggest that you were not going to be rescued, but must rely only on your own skills to get to safety. As I said (that you took no time to address) anyone can survive for 20 minutes while the rescue chopper shows up, so it seems quite likely that the OP is suggesting that this will not happen.


I was thinking more of the "Lets survive for a few weeks at a time while the search takes place" scenario. Similar Uruguayan Air Force Flight 571.
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So it's a wonder that your presence alone in any thread don't derail them and lead to debates about world leaders and homoerotic desires.


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