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Christopher Columbus Caused Anime.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:30 am
by The Great Nevada Overlord
Christopher Columbus was the first European to bring back knowledge of the New World (don't you dare say Vikings).

This caused a colonization craze in Europe. The 7 Years War happened in the Americas. Britain was in debt after the war, so it taxed their colonies. 13 radical colonies decided to declare independence in 1776. With the help of France, the 13 Colonies had gained their independence as the United States of America!

France, who was already deep in debt themselves, fell even deeper because of helping the colonies. With the French Revolution, one Napoleon Bonaparte had risen to power. With his imperial expansion of France he destroyed the Holy Roman Empire.

This led to heighten nationalism in Germania which in turn caused the Franco-Prussian War in 1870. In 1871 Germany was finally united under one flag.

Earlier on, Russia had declared itself the protector of all slavs. So they had split Poland with Prussia and Austria. Russia had also signed a treaty with Serbia to protect them no matter what. This would be tested in 1914 when Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated by a Serbian assassin. Austria had given them an ultimatum, Serbia had refused, war was declared. Russia had entered the war on the behalf of Serbia. Austria declared war against Russia. France was allied to Russia, so France joined in on Russias side. Germany joined in on Austrias side. Germany passed the Maginot Line by invading Belgium. Belgium was guaranteed by the British, so the UK entered the war on Serbias side.

In 1917, Germany tried to force a war between Mexico and the USA. When the UK had intercepted it, they sent a message to the USA, President Woodrow Wilson was infuriated at this. He ordered that the Congress declare war upon Germany.

By 1918, Germany had lost. The Americans had allowed the Entente the break through the Western front. The Treaty of Versailles had put almost all blame on Germany. They popped East Prussia out and forced the Polish Corridor to exist. The people were mad. But one man was even more upset. Mr. Adolf Hitler. He was inspired by Mussolini's political brand of insanity. In 1933, Mr. Smitler took over Germany. He annexed Austria and the Sudetenland and signed the Pact of Steel. When told not to invade Czechoslovakia, he did so any way. In 1939, Mr. Funnymoustacheman invaded Poland. This was the vape that broke the high schoolers lungs. Britain and France Declared war against Germany.

Germany had invaded Holland, Luxembourg and Belgium. And France had fallen in 6 weeks. With Mr. Jiggler feeling overconfident, he ordered the invasion of the USSR. In the same year, the Empire of Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

Japans reasons were... weird. They blew up their own soldiers just to then blame it in China and invade. When the USA said to stop invading China, Japan said "Yeah tubby? Whatcha gon do about it?" and Americas response was "We will embargo your *** ***** ********** and then we'll ******* to your ******** ******"

They didn't listen. The USA had embargoed their ****** hard. Then Japan knew that America was serious. So, with other non relevant to this post reasons, they bombed the harbor.

In 1945, Berlin was reached and Japan was ***** really hard. After 1945, Japan was occupied by the USA, with the commie threat over the water, America made sure that Japan was America 2.

Some humble people decided to put Puppets on their bikes and bike through the streets. The wheels operated these Puppets. This had cheered up the Japanese and had reinvigorated their love of art. But with the occupation, Americans would bring their comic books over seas. Some geniuses decided to combine the old with the new. The result? Astro-Boy!

And from that day forward we all wished that the Earth would be engulfed in flames so we wouldn't hear "Nico-Nico Nii!" ever again.

Oh, and The Rape of Nanjing brought the demoralization of wemon that allowed the right storm for Hentai to be created.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:32 am
by Yarkuo
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Ok.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:33 am
by Port Caverton
So the reason I'm watching The Maid I Hired Recently Is Mysterious and have watched nearly one thousand episodes of Pokemon is because of Colombus?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:35 am
by Haganham
Ichthyostega caused anime by crawling upon land where the technology for anime production was able to function.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 9:36 am
by New Visayan Islands
NSG is Not Your Blog. Thread locked.

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