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Postby Lunatic Goofballs » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:24 pm

Fnordgasm 5 wrote:
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Try improving your aim.


Yay! :D
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Postby Vetalia » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:38 pm

Damn, mine must be superhuman by now...
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Postby Lancaster of Wessex » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:41 pm

JuNii wrote:
Lancaster of Wessex wrote:Can't win. Honestly.


says who? so far, nothing is stopping the 40 year olds who are becoming sexually active... that is those that don't want children...



Well, I don't know bout you, but I'm not 40. Hence my displeasure. ;P
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Postby Robarya » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:48 pm

Fnordgasm 5 wrote:I'm going to die anyway.. Would daily powerwanks prevent this?


Yes. Just don't do too many, or you will get the dreaded dick fever.
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Postby Inchland » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:48 pm

Maurepas wrote:
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I wouldnt want to get fucking cancer though....

Its unavoidable, everything gives you cancer of some type these days...


Meh, good point.....
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:51 pm

:unsure: *looking around* Aw, come on, guys, who's gonna clean up in here? Max is going to have to pay the cleaning crew triple time! :D
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Postby L3 Communications » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:51 pm

Ifreann wrote:Like men needed a reason to jack off at every opportunity.


:lol:
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Postby JuNii » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:52 pm

Farnhamia wrote::unsure: *looking around* Aw, come on, guys, who's gonna clean up in here? Max is going to have to pay the cleaning crew triple time! :D

cleaning crew?

nah, the crime lab... to take DNA Samples from everyone... after all, they left their genetic samples all over the place... :p
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Postby Milks Empire » Tue Jun 30, 2009 4:53 pm

Farnhamia wrote::unsure: *looking around* Aw, come on, guys, who's gonna clean up in here? Max is going to have to pay the cleaning crew triple time! :D

Get me a Haz-Mat suit and the appropriate chemicals and I can do it. I'm a thoroughly-trained professional janitor. ;)
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Postby Greed and Death » Tue Jun 30, 2009 5:30 pm

UnitedStatesOfAmerica- wrote:http://news.aol.com/health/article/more-sex-better-sperm/549456

It's better for men to have lots and lots of sex. Unless they don't mind having zero kids or kids with developmental disabilities. And if you can't get the sex, use your hand. Just make sure you dump a load daily.
Otherwise, you'll die.
:lol:

So your telling me the line I used to pressure the dumb blond into sex in high school is sort of true ??
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Jun 30, 2009 6:56 pm

Milks Empire wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Like men needed a reason to jack off at every opportunity.

I know I don't! :rofl: :rofl:

Any one who is married and who has to wank off, clearly has issues that need counseling. Ditto for those who claim to have girlfriends.
:lol:
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Postby Milks Empire » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:01 pm

UnitedStatesOfAmerica- wrote:
Milks Empire wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Like men needed a reason to jack off at every opportunity.

I know I don't! :rofl: :rofl:

Any one who is married and who has to wank off, clearly has issues that need counseling. Ditto for those who claim to have girlfriends.
:lol:

Not so much, actually. Guys actually jerk off more after they've become sexually active. Can't remember where I found the studies, but when I do, I'll post linkies.
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Postby Lizardiar » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:04 pm

I just looked at the title and went,

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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:14 pm

Lancaster of Wessex wrote:Yet another effing "damned if you do, damned if you don't" quandrys, as this BBC story from a few months ago notes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.

The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.

The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the cancer, the journal BJU International reported.






Can't win. Honestly.


Wait! :shock:
Masturbation counts as sex?

:eek:
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Postby UnitedStatesOfAmerica- » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:19 pm

Inchland wrote:
I wouldnt want to get fucking cancer though....

Whoa. You just named a new disease. The "fucking cancer". You get it from having too much sex. :lol2:
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Postby Metallic Slumber » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:22 pm

Galloism wrote:I've been telling people this for years.

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Postby Northwest Slobovia » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:32 pm

UnitedStatesOfAmerica- wrote:Wait! :shock:
Masturbation counts as sex?

:eek:

For this, sure. Ya get the old sperm out so the body can reload w/ new sperm.
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Postby JuNii » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:40 pm

Northwest Slobovia wrote:
UnitedStatesOfAmerica- wrote:Wait! :shock:
Masturbation counts as sex?

:eek:

For this, sure. Ya get the old sperm out so the body can reload w/ new sperm.

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Postby Marrakech II » Tue Jun 30, 2009 7:43 pm

greed and death wrote:
UnitedStatesOfAmerica- wrote:http://news.aol.com/health/article/more-sex-better-sperm/549456

It's better for men to have lots and lots of sex. Unless they don't mind having zero kids or kids with developmental disabilities. And if you can't get the sex, use your hand. Just make sure you dump a load daily.
Otherwise, you'll die.
:lol:

So your telling me the line I used to pressure the dumb blond into sex in high school is sort of true ??


You had to pressure her into having sex? :p
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Postby Intangelon » Tue Jun 30, 2009 8:13 pm

Lancaster of Wessex wrote:Can't win. Honestly.


Perhaps, but which life would you rather have led? The one with all the sex or the one paranoid about how much to have because of the probability of cancer?
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Wed Jul 01, 2009 5:45 am

I feel proud of myself now. :blush:
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