More Frequent Ejaculation=Better Sperm

[Maurepas]

If masturbation really made people go blind, the vast majority of men worldwide would be blind.

Hey dad, Im over here!

[Intangelon]

I'd have responded faster, but I'm typing with one hand.

And dammit, NOW I have a legitimate reason and a study behind it!

[Luporum]

If masturbation really made people go blind, the vast majority of men worldwide would be blind.

Congratulations First Lieutenant Obvious, you've just been promoted!

[Milks Empire]

If masturbation really made people go blind, the vast majority of men worldwide would be blind.

Hey dad, Im over here!

*rimshot*

[Heinleinites]

Being an atheist wanker I really couldn't give a shit!

When you're surrounded by dirty hippies screaming at you and waving signs, you'll wish you had listened to me...

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a (insert political demonym here). Please, think of the (insert political demonym here)s."
(The version I read had "Republican" where the parentheses are.)

If that were true, there are people here who would be perpetual one-man bands.

[Milks Empire]

"Every time you masturbate, God kills a (insert political demonym here). Please, think of the (insert political demonym here)s."
(The version I read had "Republican" where the parentheses are.)

If that were true, there are people here who would be perpetual one-man bands.

I'd like to put such a scenario in text form, but the mods might not like that.

[Altergo]

I've known this since 4th grade and all i have to say is

[JuNii]

If masturbation really made people go blind, the vast majority of men worldwide would be blind.

considering how some post here... they are obviously touch typing.

[Conserative Morality]

considering how some post here... they are obviously touch typing.

I'm touch typing. Ergo, I'm obviously blind from masturbation.

[Maurepas]

considering how some post here... they are obviously touch typing.

I'm touch typing. Ergo, I'm obviously blind from masturbation.

But....how do you read the posts?

[TheCapitalWasteland]

so my sperm is like megasperm?

[Conserative Morality]

But....how do you read the posts?

I print the pages in braille.

[Maurepas]

But....how do you read the posts?

I print the pages in braille.

Just the thought of the time consuming nature of that is staggering,

[Milks Empire]

If masturbation really made people go blind, the vast majority of men worldwide would be blind.

considering how some post here... they are obviously touch typing.

Some of the grammar is pretty lousy.

[Maurepas]

so my sperm is like megasperm?

[Conserative Morality]

Just the thought of the time consuming nature of that is staggering,

I have a quick printer.

[BrightonBurg]

So Ron Jermy has the best sperm on the planet then...

[Lancaster of Wessex]

Yet another effing "damned if you do, damned if you don't" quandrys, as this BBC story from a few months ago notes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.

The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.

The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the cancer, the journal BJU International reported.

Can't win. Honestly.

[BrightonBurg]

Yet another effing "damned if you do, damned if you don't" quandrys, as this BBC story from a few months ago notes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.

The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.

The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the cancer, the journal BJU International reported.

Can't win. Honestly.

Indeed,we are all going to die,so life how you wish. thats what I sez

[TheCapitalWasteland]

So Ron Jermy has the best sperm on the planet then...

no

[BrightonBurg]

So Ron Jermy has the best sperm on the planet then...

no

Who has dopped more nuts than Ron? lol

[Inchland]

Yet another effing "damned if you do, damned if you don't" quandrys, as this BBC story from a few months ago notes:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7850666.stm

Men who are more sexually active in their 20s and 30s may run a higher risk of prostate cancer, research suggests.

The Nottingham University study quizzed 800 men on how often they had sex or masturbated.

Those who were most active while younger had more chance of developing cancer later in life.

The researchers said higher levels of sex hormones could lead to a bigger sex drive and the cancer, the journal BJU International reported.

Can't win. Honestly.

Indeed,we are all going to die,so life how you wish. thats what I sez

I wouldnt want to get fucking cancer though....

[Maurepas]

I wouldnt want to get fucking cancer though....

Its unavoidable, everything gives you cancer of some type these days...

[Waszlawia]

im writing this with my left hand

[JuNii]

Can't win. Honestly.

says who? so far, nothing is stopping the 40 year olds who are becoming sexually active... that is those that don't want children...