More Frequent Ejaculation=Better Sperm

[UnitedStatesOfAmerica-]

http://news.aol.com/health/article/more ... erm/549456

It's better for men to have lots and lots of sex. Unless they don't mind having zero kids or kids with developmental disabilities. And if you can't get the sex, use your hand. Just make sure you dump a load daily.
Otherwise, you'll die.

[Galloism]

I've been telling people this for years.

[Ifreann]

Like men needed a reason to jack off at every opportunity.

[Milks Empire]

Like men needed a reason to jack off at every opportunity.

I know I don't!

[Fnordgasm 5]

I'm going to die anyway.. Would daily powerwanks prevent this?

[Colonic Immigration]

it's true, it's evoloutionary. Men masturbate to get rid of old sperm cells... I have an excuse.

[Luporum]

I don't want to go blind though.

[Maurepas]

Im glad the scientific community realizes the healthy benefits of my lifestyle,

[Holy Cheese and Shoes]

I'm willing to bet this study was sponsored by vaseline, or sock manufacturers.

[BunnySaurus Bugsii]

http://news.aol.com/health/article/more-sex-better-sperm/549456

It's better for men to have lots and lots of sex. Unless they don't mind having zero kids or kids with developmental disabilities. And if you can't get the sex, use your hand. Just make sure you dump a load daily.

Sure. Because having lots of kids is the purpose of a man's life

Otherwise, you'll die.

I don't get the joke.

Don't bother trying to explain it. The best you could manage is to offend me.

[Fnordgasm 5]

I don't want to go blind though.

Try improving your aim.

[Ferrous Oxide]

They keep telling us that sex is good for you. Considering that, I'm going to have Batman and Superman as children and I'll live for you.

[Milks Empire]

I'm going to die anyway.. Would daily powerwanks prevent this?

Maybe not, but you'll sure have a lot of fun!

I don't want to go blind though.

That is sarcasm, right?

Im glad the scientific community realizes the healthy benefits of my lifestyle,

It can't be mentally healthy to just be horny all the time.

I don't want to go blind though.

Try improving your aim.

[Fnordgasm 5]

They keep telling us that sex is good for you. Considering that, I'm going to have Batman and Superman as children and I'll live for you.

You know Batman's parents get murdered right?

[Warring Clans]

All I can say for nearly this whole thread is

[Ifreann]

I'm going to die anyway.. Would daily powerwanks prevent this?

Almost certainly. I've been masturbating for some time now and I haven't died.

[Ifreann]

They keep telling us that sex is good for you. Considering that, I'm going to have Batman and Superman as children and I'll live for you.

You know Batman's parents get murdered right?

And Superman's parents died along with everyone else on their planet.

[Milks Empire]

They keep telling us that sex is good for you. Considering that, I'm going to have Batman and Superman as children and I'll live for you.

You know Batman's parents get murdered right?

And Superman's parents died along with everyone else on their planet.

Maybe having Batman and Superman as your children isn't such a great idea...

[Buffett and Colbert]

I don't think any health concerns would stop anybody!

[BunnySaurus Bugsii]

I'm going to die anyway.. Would daily powerwanks prevent this?

Do as I do. Make a list of things to ask my doctor next time I have 20 minutes with him.

My doctor rocks. That item would take 15 seconds. I ask, he says "no" we move on. To whether the swelling in one of my toes is bunions or gout. Or something else.

Much more important issue. Could take all of two minutes.

[Heinleinites]

What about the kittens, though? Do you really want to be responsible for some kind of fuzzy holocaust? Plus PETA will picket you, and a more un-attractive bunch you've never seen. That'll make it hard...or, in the interests of precision, more difficult.

[Fnordgasm 5]

What about the kittens, though? Do you really want to be responsible for some kind of fuzzy holocaust? Plus PETA will picket you, and a more un-attractive bunch you've never seen. That'll make it hard...or, in the interests of precision, more difficult.

Being an atheist wanker I really couldn't give a shit!

[Luporum]

I don't want to go blind though.

That is sarcasm, right?

Nay

[Maurepas]

What about the kittens, though? Do you really want to be responsible for some kind of fuzzy holocaust? Plus PETA will picket you, and a more un-attractive bunch you've never seen. That'll make it hard...or, in the interests of precision, more difficult.

Fuzzy Holocaust, thats a fun phrase,

[Milks Empire]

What about the kittens, though? Do you really want to be responsible for some kind of fuzzy holocaust? Plus PETA will picket you, and a more un-attractive bunch you've never seen. That'll make it hard...or, in the interests of precision, more difficult.

Nice save.

Here's a peculiar version of that I heard once.
"Every time you masturbate, God kills a (insert political demonym here). Please, think of the (insert political demonym here)s."
(The version I read had "Republican" where the parentheses are.)

I don't want to go blind though.

That is sarcasm, right?

Nay

If masturbation really made people go blind, the vast majority of men worldwide would be blind.