The Mayor, the Union Boss, and the Chief

[Free Algerstonia]

then i will steal any money from the city I can and flee

Wut? You hadn’t already stolen the money? What kind of politician are you?

ive stolen a lot, but not all of it, can't make the feds too suspicious

[Red Lake Circle]

Wut? You hadn’t already stolen the money? What kind of politician are you?

ive stolen a lot, but not all of it, can't make the feds too suspicious

Good call, so you take the rest of it when you go on the run?

[Free Algerstonia]

ive stolen a lot, but not all of it, can't make the feds too suspicious

Good call, so you take the rest of it when you go on the run?

yes

[Ethel mermania]

ok for starters tim is such a generic and stupid name, let me pick a better name and i will engage this hypothetical

Why do you hate Tim the Enchanter?

I can not count to 3.